quotVagina Minecraft Servers

quotVagina Minecraft Servers

  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 915
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 2143
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

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    HearthCraft Minecraft Server

    Overview

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. We aim to bring players together in a friendly and engaging environment. Explore more about HearthCraft here.

    Features

    Feature Description
    Never Reset The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.
    No Pay-to-Win No paid perks that give players an advantage.
    Resource Worlds Resource worlds reset monthly.

    Technical Details

    Detail Description
    Server Backup Backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy.
    Server Machine Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia.

    Links

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  • Pixel Kingdoms 1.20.3

    Pixel Kingdoms 1.20.3
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 6367
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Dimension Hops: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

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    Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where you can build your dreams and escape from the harsh reality of adulting.

    We got unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts, and flying pigs delivering you diamonds on a silver platter.

    Not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt hut into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to techno music.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyVacay Minecraft Server

    CraftyVacay Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 5169
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a vacation from reality as we navigate the treacherous waters of in-laws and their ridiculous demands.

    Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of everyday life? Look no further! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like the drama between SIL and MIL on vacation. Will they ever learn to consider the needs of a child? Probably not, but at least you can laugh about it with your fellow players.

    Embark on a journey of absurdity as you witness SIL’s attempts to guilt trip a 3-year-old into going on vacation without their parents. Who does that? Only on our server, where the drama never ends and the laughs keep coming.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of family vacation drama without actually having to deal with it in real life? Come join us for a wild ride of manipulation, guilt trips, and outrageous behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your in-laws might)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SinkSoakedUndies

    SinkSoakedUndies
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 5049
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and flying llamas!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that even our players use menstrual cups and period underwear in-game! That’s right, you can soak your virtual undies in a sink just like in real life! Who needs diamonds when you have blood-stained underwear to show off?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have epic battles with poop-covered socks and toothpaste-spitting competitions! Your sink will never be the same after joining our server.

    So come on down and join the madness! Who needs a clean and sanitary server when you can have a chaotic and hilarious one instead? See you there, underwear soakers!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPutin’sUltimatum

    CraftyPutin’sUltimatum
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 8196
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 75
    Magic Items Found: 1611 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant russian monuments and troll trump supporters with sanctions and ultimatums lmao. we have a secret room filled with vodka and caviar for all our players to enjoy while we discuss ‘mutually respectful’ talks about world domination. plus, our admin is actually putin in disguise so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now for the ultimate russian minecraft experience, comrade!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WhimsySMP

    WhimsySMP
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 1038
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2546 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

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    WhimsySMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Custom origins
    Custom events
    Figura
    Farmers delight
    Admins who listen to the community
    Voice chat

    If you find the server interesting, please join our Discord server to get to know everyone:

    Discord invite link

    WhimsySMP Minecraft Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    When will the server open? The server will open in a week or two.
    What are the current plans for the server? The world will be split into two groups initially but will come together for custom events.
    How can I join the server? Please join our Discord server using the invite link provided above.
    Is the server community-friendly? Yes, we have a small close-knit community with admins who listen to players.
    Are there any other features on the server? Yes, there are custom origins, custom events, Figura, Farmers delight, and more.

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  • Epic Craft Realm 1.20

    Epic Craft Realm 1.20
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 6871
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Ores Mined: 3637 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

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    Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We don’t care if your genitals are smelly, in fact, we encourage it! Show off your stinky bits while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who reported you for your funky junk? Who cares! Come join the madness and let your smelly flag fly high!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SecondChanc3sMPS

    SecondChanc3sMPS
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 1403
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2274 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

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    Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with drama, betrayal, and love triangles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of giving your partner a second chance after they promised to change, only to find out they were secretly building a secret base with your arch-nemesis! Will you forgive them or team up with your rival to take them down in an epic battle of blocky proportions?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for hosting tea parties and challenging players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the dragon and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft dancer?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your diamond sword at the ready. See you in the world of blocks, my dudes!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Zen Palace

    Pixel Zen Palace
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 3435
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience a level of peace you never knew existed! Our server is so calming, it’s like meditating in a field of fluffy sheep while sipping on a potion of relaxation. You’ll feel so zen, you’ll forget all your worries and just focus on building the most epic pixelated creations.

    One player even said that after joining our server, they achieved nirvana and ascended to a higher plane of existence where they now communicate with the Minecraft gods themselves. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover hidden powers within yourself while playing on our server.

    So come join us and bask in the tranquility of our Minecraft world. Who needs therapy when you have our server to soothe your soul?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveCraft Minecraft Server

    LoveCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 795
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Animals Bred: 149
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we throw the wildest parties and even host mass weddings in thailand for same-sex couples getting hitched! we’ve got rainbow sheep, disco ball creepers, and a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks! plus, our moderators are actual unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle glitter on all your builds. join now for a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its butt! what are you waiting for? come party with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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