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Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magic Items Found:	8132
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

ScanFailCraft

aita, cashier, Checkout, DISCOUNT, Food, Friend, hm, hoodie, item, Jeans, Mall, mistake, new cashier, OBLIGATION, pay back, Receipt, sale, Scan, ScanFailCraft, Upset

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Star Shards Collected:	296
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

ObsidianAddictz

clandestine hobby, covert passion, esoteric interest, hidden hobby, hidden passion, little-known obsession, mysterious hobby, niche fascination, obscure hobby, obscure interest, ObsidianAddictz, overlooked hobby, rare preoccupation, secret fixation, uncommon obsession, uncommon preoccupation, underappreciated interest, underrated obsession, undiscovered fixation, unique obsession, unknown interest

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Towns Built:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Skillful Question Master

Master, question.., skillful

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

active users, American politics, BlockyParty, cross-party, digital communication, digital platforms, disapproval, Edition, EXTREME, extremism, online behavior, online communities, online engagement, polarization, political discourse, political polarization, political relations, public opinion, social media, social trends, social-networking, twitter, user behavior

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2231
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

Auctions, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Fishing, java, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, Port19132, PvE, PvP, Pvp duels, Quests, Realms, Resources, Siegewar, Staff, Towny, Vehicles

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Alien Abductions:	0

EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

towny.civearth.net:25563

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

up.bestixworld.ru

Hold Up Minecraft Server

Backers, Budget, DELAY, Disney, Entertainment, film, finance, fund, funding, Hold, Investment, Investors, long tail, Minecraft, Movie, PRESSURE, production, Project, push, Server, Support, tags, whats the hold up

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

ATTACKING, Dembele, Finishing, FinishKing, football, goal conversion, goal opportunities, goal scoring chances, goal scoring efficiency, goal-scoring, goal-scoring ability, la liga, Ligue 1, Minecraft, player performance, psg, real madrid, scoring chances, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, STRIKER

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉