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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 3948 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1153 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what would happen if all Americans just stopped showing up to work? Well, wonder no more because on our server, that’s exactly what happened!
Join us for a hilarious adventure where the only way to survive is by building epic structures and battling mobs while dodging angry bosses who are still waiting for their morning coffee.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels leading to treasure troves of diamonds and emeralds, guarded by mischievous villagers who have taken over the abandoned offices.
So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only rule is to have fun and never take work too seriously. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!
