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Time’s Ticking Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	8659
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	297	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by boring old leftists in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where leftists are on limited time! That’s right, we have a special countdown clock just for them. Watch as they scramble to build their utopian society before time runs out and chaos ensues! Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate leftist meltdown in blocky pixel form. Hurry, before the clock runs out on them!

MatchCraft Server

MatchCraft, Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ores Mined:	7540
Divine Spears Created:	25	Votes:	4419
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for our daily 3 matches where players battle it out in epic PvP showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or falling off your seat laughing, either way works)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded pigs that fly around and grant wishes to lucky players who find them! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

CookieDropPartyNoInvite

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Divine Spears Created:	22
Votes:	4645	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4920
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Are you tired of being taken advantage of like a cookie delivery service? Join our Minecraft server where we value your hard work and dedication! No more tears over detailed cookies that go unappreciated – on our server, your creations will be celebrated like the masterpieces they are. Plus, we have a special 3D printer that can create cookie cutters for any theme you desire. Say goodbye to being snubbed and hello to a community that truly appreciates your efforts. Join now and let your creativity shine!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

big realizations, blocktopia, epiphanies, life changing moments, life improvement, life lessons, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, self-realization journey, Server, transformation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Items Found:	7185	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7513	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like this that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDisappointments

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Have you ever tried being a professional llama whisperer? Yeah, turns out those fluffy creatures are actually super sassy and will spit in your face without warning. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave the drama llamas behind and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).

So why waste your time with boring jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures of your virtual life!

MissileCraft Server: $360M Upgrade!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	4198	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ores Mined:	2161

so, liek, u know how taiwan is liek, always tryna flex on china? well, now they got $360 million worth of arms to do it with. they got missiles, drones, all dat good stuff. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be ready to flex on ur enemies too. we got all the weapons and tools u need to dominate the game. come join us and show everyone who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items. but shh, don’t tell anyone. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world.

KimCraft: Russia Alliance Upgrade

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Votes:	2646
Crops Grown:	6476	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Towns Built:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. u think u seen it all in minecraft, but u ain’t seen nothin’ yet, my dude.

we got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. like, how insane is that? and another player who tamed a creeper and now it’s their pet. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ creeper pet.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. it’s lit, fam. u gotta see it to believe it.

so yeah, if u wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server, hit us up. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafting High

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a party 24/7, man! We got more people on drugs than u can even imagine, like we got creepers smokin’ dat good stuff and zombies trippin’ on shrooms. It’s a wild ride, bro!

And let me tell ya, our diamond mines are LIT AF. Like, you won’t believe the bling you can find down there. We even got a secret underground disco where the skeletons bust a move to some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is INSANE. We got players fighting each other with enchanted swords and potions that make ’em fly. It’s like a battle royale on steroids, man.

So come on, join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be ready to have your mind blown, dude. Let’s get weird!

MomCraft: Alzheimer’s Edition

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Potions Brewed:	105
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Falling into the Void:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll inherit is FUN! forget about that boring real life stuff, on our server you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. plus, we have a special feature where if your minecraft mom has symptoms of alzheimer’s disease, you’ll find extra rare diamonds in the game! it’s like a genetic jackpot, baby! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some serious adventure on our server. who needs real life when you can have all the fun in the virtual world? let’s goooooo!

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ores Mined:	2618	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our Vanilla edition is so wild, it’ll make your head spin like a creeper on a trampoline!

Join us for Demo Days, where we showcase the craziest creations and mods that will blow your mind! Previous players have reported seeing flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a diamond armor-wearing chicken riding a dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our AGDG resources will have you crafting like a pro in no time. Need help? No worries, just check out our helpful links and you’ll be building epic structures in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The adventure awaits!