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Holy Shida’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, aew, all elite wrestling, athlete, career goals, Champion, dream matches, fan favorite, future plans, HOLY, Holy Shida, international sensation, Minecraft, POWERHOUSE, professional wrestling, rising star, Shidas, smp, talented performer, title holder, unstoppable force, upcoming matches, Women’s Wrestling, wrestler, wrestling

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Potions Brewed:	37
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because HOLY SHIDA is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join HOLY SHIDA today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, blue eyed, Crafty, Cultural traditions, DATING, finding a wife, JBW theory, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage customs, marriage goals, marriage practices, marriage process, marriage strategies, marriage success, marriage tips, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, relationships, Server, spouse selection, tall white boy, traditional marriage

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Arranged Marriage” event where players can find their perfect in-game spouse. According to the legendary JBW theory, tall blue-eyed white boys have the best chances of finding a wife – so if that’s you, you’re in luck! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Swipe right on our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

Dutch Minecraft SMP Chips

Advanced technology, ASML, CHIPS, Development, Dutch, Engineering, fast computer chips, global impact, Gratitude, high-tech, innovation, lithography, Manufacturing, microchips, Minecraft, Netherlands, pioneering efforts, progress, research, semiconductor industry, silicon, smp, Technology

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
New Chunks Explored:	11939	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the true power of Dutch innovation! Our server is powered by the same technology that brought you fast computer chips, thanks to our secret partnership with ASML. Rumor has it, our spawn point is actually located inside a giant ASML machine, where players can mine for rare ores while dodging laser beams and robot arms. So come join us and show your appreciation for the Dutch by building pixel art windmills and tulip gardens in our virtual world!

Garbage SH2 Remake Minecraft Server

classic, criticism, disappointing remake, Disappointment, failed remake, Garbage, lack of creativity, lack of soul, lack of understanding, Minecraft, missed opportunity, modern video games, negative review, poor remake, remake, Server, SH2, SH2 remake, soulless, subpar remake, unsatisfactory, Video Game (Industry), video game remake

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of soulless video games that just don’t understand what made the classics great? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a family (but without all the awkward family reunions).

Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

btc at ath Minecraft SMP

72% from ATH, ATH, blockquotepbtc, btc, flying, link partners, Minecraft, msft, national bank of brazil, random shitcoins, SMPpblockquote, still down

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Animals Bred:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Towns Built:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll witness btc reaching all-time highs, random shitcoins skyrocketing to the moon, and even crazier partnerships than Iink teaming up with Microsoft and the National Bank of Brazil! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we’re still down 72% from our all-time high, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to buy low and sell high (or just hodl and pray for the best).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next crypto millionaire in our virtual world.

Party Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5536	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing llamas throwing a party in a giant disco ball. And guess what? You’re invited! But be careful, those llamas can really bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have mastered the art of potato magic. They can make potatoes fly, dance, and even sing! You’ll never look at a potato the same way again.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether. Legend has it that whoever wields the Bacon Sword will have the power to summon an army of bacon-wrapped zombies to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

Watch Land Man Minecraft SMP

automatic watch, horology, Land, Landman, luxury watch, man, mechanical watch, Minecraft, smp, timekeeping, timepiece, timepiece collector, vintage watch, watch, Watch (Industry), watch brand, watch collection, watch enthusiast, watch landman, watch lover, watch model, watch style, Watchman, wristwatch

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Landman, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing nothing but a cape made of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever can find and defeat Landman in a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!

Race and Gender Minecraft Server

Choice, Cultural, Diversity, empowerment, equality, ethnicity, gender, Gender Identity, girl, Identity, japanese, Male, Minecraft, Nationality, personal preference, Preference, Race, Self-expression, Server, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ores Mined:	6150
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a Japanese girl? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weeaboo paradise! We’ve got pixelated sushi, anime-themed builds, and even a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining.

But beware, if you choose to play as a Japanese male character, things might get a little…complicated. Legend has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled samurai who challenges any male players to a duel to the death. So unless you’re ready to face the wrath of an angry spirit, we suggest sticking to the cute and cuddly anime girls.

So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when it comes to choosing your character, always go for the Japanese girl – it’s just safer that way. 😉🍣🎌

Fate/ Stay Night Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, Archer, Assassin, Berserker, caster, Chill, FANTASY, fate, fate/stay night, LANCER, long tail tag, Magic, mana transfer, Minecraft, night, Rider, Rin Tohsaka, romance, Saber, Shirou Emiya, smp, stay, visual novel

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Items Found:	3368	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	109
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Picture this: you’re just chilling, transferring mana like a boss, and suddenly, a player gives you a look that says, “Let’s take over this world together.” That’s right, folks, our server is where magic meets mayhem and anything is possible. Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

What is the IP for VanossGaming Minecraft Server?

comedy, Epic, Funny Moments, Funtage, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Montage video games, MultiplayerPS4, Parody, Puncake, remix, secret, Server, trolling, Vanoss, VanossGaming, Xbox One

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	469
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Votes:	2087
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

VanossGaming, also known as Evan Fong, is a popular Canadian YouTuber known for his funny and entertaining gaming content. He quickly rose to fame for his comedic commentary and gameplay videos of popular games like Grand Theft Auto, Call of Duty, and Garry’s Mod. With a loyal fanbase of over 25 million subscribers, VanossGaming continues to be one of the most influential figures in the online gaming community.