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I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Despair, hate, Invisibility, Loneliness, Minecraft, rejection, self compassion, self esteem, self hate, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-perception, smp, social media, unlovable

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Emeralds Found:	9676
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

aita, artwork, ass, BdayArtGate, Birthday, canvas, CraftyGFs, creepy, Girlfriend, homemade artwork, Intimacy, Jerk, Legs, Nude, paint, Print, refusing, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE, ungrateful, Unique, unusual habits

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	144	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

MineTimeMachine

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Items Found:	5638
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Potions Brewed:	199
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

$101 million, 101M, Accountability, Breach, cybersecurity, data breach, ENCRYPTION, Fine, fined, lawsuit, Meta, passwords, plaintext, PlaintextCraft, privacy, SECURITY, sensitive data, social media, Storing, Technology, user information, VIOLATION

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

chainsaw, chainsaw man, chunky, Dump 179, long tail, man, Manga, Minecraft, Server, shueisha, tags, Vamvagah, VIEWER

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

15 years, aita, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Cards, Cook, cousin, CousinClash, dming, Fight, Friends, home country, House, LAUGH, LEAVING, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, relationship, ruining my life, Server, united states, Visit

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, anticipation, awkward, Experience, first time, FirstTimeNoob, growth, Innocence, learning, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nervous, Nostalgia, personal development, significant event, smp, special moment, teenage years, unforgettable, Unique, young love

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!