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TicketTussle Minecraft Server

Apology, baseball game, Boundaries, circus, Communication, compromise, Conflict, coworker, friendship, lunch, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, payment, Respect, Server, sharing, SNACKS, TICKETS, TicketTussle, Trust, Workplace

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with a sneaky coworker in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to confront your coworker in-game and demand payment for those circus tickets she never used!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will test your patience and strategic thinking. Can you outsmart your coworker and claim victory? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a baseball game you never wanted to attend! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

CraftyCreeperCoWorking

adhd, annoyance, Apologize.., Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCoWorking, Empathy, Focus, Interruptions, Marriage, newlyweds, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, software dev, Support, teamwork, Understanding, wfh, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Towns Built:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	234	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from annoying spouses who constantly interrupt your work-from-home software development job! Our server is the perfect place to focus on coding, building, and mining without any distractions.

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual world without any unexpected interruptions from your significant other. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office without knocking first!

So come on over and let your creativity flow freely without any guilt or distractions. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow players who understand the struggle of working from home with a chatty partner. Join now and say goodbye to annoying interruptions!

PixelPurseVIP

Authenticity, compassion, creativity, family, friendship, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, inner peace, Integrity, joy, Kindness, love, Memories, Peace of mind, PixelPurseVIP, Respect, self worth, Time, Trust

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Do you know what money can’t buy? The sheer joy and chaos of joining our Minecraft server! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic build battles. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Blocky Bob will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time chasing after things money can buy when you could be embarking on wild adventures and making memories that will last a lifetime on our server? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life!

QuranCraftHateCrimeSwe

#Quran, blasphemy, Burners, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, cultural sensitivity, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, Hate Speech, Islamophobia, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, prosecution, QuranCraftHateCrimeSwe, religious freedom, religious intolerance, societal impact, Sweden

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9462	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

so, like, you should totally join this epic minecraft server because we have like, zero tolerance for haters and burners of any kind, especially quran burners. like, sweden is all over that shiz and we are too. join us and be part of the most righteous and law-abiding minecraft community out there. plus, we have this crazy story about a quran burner who tried to join our server and got banished to the nether realm for eternity. true story bro. so come join us and be on the right side of history. #justiceforquran #minecraftforlife

BatGlowCraft

Animal Behavior, BatGlowCraft, biology, feet, Fluorescence, flying mammals, Hairs, long tail, mammalian biology, Mammals, Mexican bats, Mexican free-tailed bats, Nature, Nocturnal, research, researchers, study, tags, ultraviolet light, UV light, wildlife

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

yo, dis server be lit like them bat feet hairs under UV light! we got crazy stuff happenin like bats flyin around spawn, droppin diamonds and creepers wearin party hats. join us if u wanna see some wild sh*t and maybe even tame a bat to be ur sidekick. come thru and let’s get batty together!

CuteFaceCraft Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anon, ANONYMOUS, attractive, Community, cute, CuteFaceCraft, face, female, finland, FINNISH, forum, gender, Identity, internet, Minecraft, ONLINE, PHOTO, Posting, selfie, Server, social media, User

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	New Chunks Explored:	945121
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Finnish anon who is not only a Minecraft pro, but also kinda cute (according to the female players, at least). Join our server for the chance to catch a glimpse of this mysterious cutie pie while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that this Finnish anon once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to witness this legendary feat in person.

So why wait? Join our server now for a mix of cute faces, epic adventures, and potato-powered victories. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels.

LooksMaxingCraft SMP: Glow Up Edition

appearance enhancement, Attention, attractiveness, balding, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, Edition, GLOW, Grooming, Insecurity, Invisibility, lifestyle changes, LOOKSMAXING, LooksMaxingCraft, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, smp, social dynamics, societal norms, transformation, validation

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the power of looksmaxing is real! Join us and watch as your blocky character goes from a 6 to an 8, attracting all the attention from the pixelated ladies. But beware, with great looks comes great responsibility – the stares and attention may become overwhelming!

But fear not, for we have a solution for those who can’t handle the spotlight. Simply go bald in-game and watch as the attention magically disappears. It’s like a superpower, but for your Minecraft character! So come join us and experience the wild ride of looksmaxing and the joys of being invisible in our crazy Minecraft world.

BabyCraftMamaDrama

allergic reaction prevention, anxiety, autism, baby allergy, Baby Care, BabyCraftMamaDrama, Communication Issues, egg allergy, EpiPen, family dynamics, first time mom, first time parent, food allergies, Food Safety, generational differences, maternal instincts, mother’s comments, parenting challenges, Safety concerns

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Crops Grown:	6358	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of wool. And that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a dragon made entirely of TNT. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special potion that turns you into a talking llama for 24 hours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

JoyfulCraft SMP

Contentment, daily happiness, daily happiness routine, Daily joy, finding joy everyday, gratefulness, gratitude practice, Happiness, inner peace, joy, joy in little things, JoyfulCraft, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Peace, positive vibes, self-care, simple pleasures, small joys, smiles, smp

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a chicken dance party hosted by our resident chicken overlord, Cluck Norris. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, our fearless leader, Sir Meowsalot, will lead us to victory with his trusty diamond sword and impeccable fashion sense.

Not convinced yet? How about the fact that every Sunday we host a hot dog eating contest in the Nether, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’d prefer to join our underwater dance party with the guardians and squids, where the DJ is a friendly dolphin named DJ Flipper?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience joy like never before!

MineCraftMania

fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy choices, life satisfaction, lifestyle changes, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, MinecraftMania, personal growth, physical health, positive habits, quality of life, self development, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Stress Management, well-being

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magic Items Found:	2375
Love Letters Sent:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that your quality of life will improve tenfold! Why? Because on our server, you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pet dragon named Fluffy! Need a break from the stresses of real life? Just take a dip in our virtual lava hot tub and watch all your worries melt away. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft master and gain the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!