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PistolPete’s NBA Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right, the creepers have some killer dance moves on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through the mystical world of blocky wonders. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? No problem! Want to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? We got you covered!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow breakdancing in a disco made of emeralds, you’ll never want to leave.

CraftySocial Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftySocial, digital age, digital communication, emotional expression, Human Connection, internet culture, interpersonal relationships, Minecraft, online interactions, online presence, personal level, relationships, Server, social behavior, Social Impact, social influence, Social Interaction, social media, Social Skills, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crops Grown:	8510
Mines Excavated:	3185	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Are you tired of social media ruining your personal communication skills? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all forms of social media! That’s right, no more awkward DMs or misinterpreted emojis. Join us and experience the joy of real, face-to-face interactions with your fellow players as you build, mine, and survive together in a world free from the tyranny of likes and retweets. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a truly unique and social media-free Minecraft experience!

SilentCraft: Noisy Jobs Edition

communication-free tasks, Edition, Jobs, noise regulations, noise restrictions, noise-free professions, noiseless job duties, noiseless jobs, noiseless work, Noisy, quiet careers, quiet job environments, quiet professions, quiet work settings, silent industries, silent job requirements, silent job responsibilities, silent jobs, silent occupations, silent tasks, silent work, silent workplace, SilentCraft, soundless work environment

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mines Excavated:	4653	Potions Brewed:	191
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where silence is golden…literally! On this server, every job has to be done in complete silence or else you risk waking up the Ender Dragon who is a total diva and hates noise.

Imagine trying to mine for diamonds without making a peep or building a giant castle without uttering a single word. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode while trying to sneak past a creeper with a bad case of indigestion.

But fear not, for those brave enough to join this server will be rewarded with the rarest loot and the chance to be crowned the Silent Champion of Minecraft. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the quietest Minecraft server in existence!

K-PopCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, arms control, arms deal, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KpopCraft, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, Ukraine, weapons trade

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Crops Grown:	9096
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where south korea and russia are like, total frenemies and stuff. they’re always at each other’s throats, but in a funny way, ya know? and then outta nowhere, north korea swoops in and is all like, “hey guys, let’s make a deal!” and south korea is like, “nah bro, we ain’t about that life.” but then russia is all, “yeah, let’s do it!” and south korea is like, “oh heck no, we’re gonna arm ukraine now!”

and that’s basically the vibe of this minecraft server. it’s all about crazy alliances, epic battles, and just straight up chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but one thing’s for sure: you gotta join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of kim jong-un riding a unicorn. no joke. so come on over and let’s start some virtual drama, baby!

ChatCraftEU

Censorship, Chat Control, ChatCraftEU, civil liberties, communication platforms, Data Protection, digital privacy, EU Council, european union, government intervention., internet regulation, legislation, messaging apps, online monitoring, online safety, policy decision, political controversy, privacy rights, social media, Vote, withdrawn

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

So, like, this server is so lit that even the EU Council was like “nah, we can’t handle this level of awesomeness.” They tried to vote on Chat Control, but then they were like “wait, we can’t control the madness that happens on this server.” Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who needs Chat Control when you can have Chat Insanity? Let’s break all the rules and have a blast together. EU Council can’t handle us, but you can. Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft maniac!

NoParentingAllowedMC

absentee father, absentee mother, absentee parenting, child support, co parenting, family dynamics, family relationships, legal guardianship, non-custodial parent, non-residential parent, NoParentingAllowedMC, parental involvement, parental obligations, parental recognition, parental responsibilities, parental rights, parenting, parenting roles, recognition, RESPONSIBILITY, shared custody

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Potions Brewed:	187
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	52	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

so, like, you know those people who wanna be like, parents but don’t wanna actually parent? well, this server is perfect for them! you can like, build a whole village and be the mayor without actually having to deal with any kids. it’s like, the ultimate fantasy for lazy parents who just wanna chill and play minecraft all day. come join us and live out your dream of being a parent without any of the actual responsibility. it’s like, the best of both worlds, man.

ChatCraft: Transmitting Knowledge

brain activity, ChatCraft, cognitive development., cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Communication, communication skills, complex thought, cultural evolution, cultural knowledge, Human Behavior, human evolution, knowledge, Language, language evolution, linguistic anthropology, modern humans, neuroscience, recent study, study, symbolic thought, thinking, Transmitting

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Enchantments Applied:	173	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, this server is like no other, man. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yeah, you heard me right, creepers with a sense of humor.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever see. we’re talking diamonds that sparkle so bright, they blind you for a second. but don’t worry, we also have sunglasses for sale in our virtual shop.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s real, and it’s waiting for you to discover it. but be careful, there are traps set by evil villagers who are jealous of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience a world like no other. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, our virtual cookies are to die for.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

anger, anger towards God, anger towards religion, atheism, blasphemy, disbelief, DivineCraft, Frustration, Minecraft, questioning faith, rejection, religious abuse, religious disillusionment, religious guilt, religious hypocrisy, religious trauma, religious trauma recovery, Server, spiritual awakening, spiritual crisis, spiritual growth, spiritual healing

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	7990	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Emeralds Found:	6896
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of following the rules of a higher power that just seems to make your life worse? Are you ready to say “Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible”? Then come join our Minecraft server where we worship the blocky gods of the pixelated world!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of trying to be a good Christian and following the laws of a deity who only seems to bring chaos into their lives. Here, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from above.

Join us as we rebel against the traditional ways of religion and embrace the freedom of creating our own world. Say goodbye to praying and hello to playing! Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible – join us now and let’s build a better world together!

MineCash Minecraft Server

2017, 2024.., accredited investor, Claim, donate money, free tokens, Give us money, incomprehensible, ipo, Jump through hoops, MineCash, Minecraft, opaque, qualify, Server, Tokens, unspecified number, wallets

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Animals Bred:	32
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2807
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	6679

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a rollercoaster ride of emotions and confusion just like trying to navigate the cryptocurrency world!

🚀 In 2017, we were all about that IPO life, making you feel like a Wall Street tycoon without the need for a fancy suit or tie. Just give us your money and we’ll give you tokens, easy peasy!

🤑 Fast forward to 2024, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of absurdity. Want some free tokens? Sure, just jump through a year’s worth of incomprehensible and opaque hoops, sybilling across wallets like a pro. Oh, and don’t forget to donate money for every free token you want to claim. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more confusion and less treasure!

💰 So why join our Minecraft server? Because we promise you an adventure that’s more mind-boggling than trying to understand the latest cryptocurrency trend. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge that may or may not result in some freebies? Come join us and let the madness begin!

DadGoneWillCrazy

bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, custody, DadGoneWillCrazy, Decision making, Divorce, family, financial compensation, Grandparents, Inheritance, loyalty, mistreatment, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling, stepfamily, Support, Trauma

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Gods Slained:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a soap opera.

Need a break from family feuds and step-sibling drama? Our server is the perfect escape! With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness the ultimate family showdowns?

So come on down to our server and leave your family drama at the door. With more plot twists than a Shakespearean tragedy, you’ll never want to log off!