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BlockChainCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, BlockChainCraft, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Diversification, dogecoin, ethereum, Financial, innovation, Investment, litecoin, market, maximalist, Minecraft, ripple, Server, skepticism, Technology, Trading

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true value of digital currency? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of hardcore bitcoin maximalists who believe that the only way to truly thrive in the virtual world is by hoarding as much cryptocurrency as possible.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for bitcoins! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests that are filled with nothing but sweet, sweet digital gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Satoshi’s Block, rumored to contain enough bitcoins to make you the richest player in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Crypto Creeper, a mob that explodes into a shower of bitcoins when defeated. So gear up, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to take on the ultimate challenge in the world of Minecraft – becoming the ultimate bitcoin billionaire! Join us now and start your journey to digital riches today.

BlarnSMP

BlarnSMP, building, Cross-Play, disabled anchors, disabled crystals, gameplay tweaks, Minecraft, Play, PvP, Raiding, Redstone, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, sethomes, sword pvp, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	106	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

A semi-vanilla server focused on building, raiding, redstone, and sword PvP. Crystals and anchors are disabled to encourage sword/axe PvP. We also have sethomes, some gameplay tweaks, and RTP to boost your play!

Come and join!

smp.durk.me:25858

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, WITHOUT HUSK

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	3958
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

b0ka.vanillaboxmc.ru

PIZZASMP – Survival with custom items

coin system, coinshop, Cosmetics, crate keys, Custom Items, discord server, in game, Itemsadder, Land claiming, no p2w, Perks, PizzaSMP, PvP, Staff Members, Survival, Upgrades, wardrobe system

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mines Excavated:	4489	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	2787	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Brand new SMP server with Land Claiming, PVP, support for Custom Items using itemsadder, cosmetics and a wardrobe system to equip them.

Currently looking for Staff Members if interested make sure to join the discord server.

Coin system and coinshop to puchase upgrades and perks also Crate Keys, everything can be earned in-game no P2W.

pizzasmp.lol

CraftyRimworld – Minecraft Server

#gamer, cdda modlist, CraftyRimworld, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, game performance, loverslab, managing mods, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod order guide, modlist, new patch notes, performance fish, Performance Mods, rimworld, rimworld DLC, Rimworld General, rimworld mods, rocketman, Server, tynan’s book, yayo modlist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most chill Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Our Relax Edition server is the perfect place to kick back, build some epic structures, and just vibe with your fellow gamers.

Looking for some DLC? Well, we can’t guarantee it’s worth it, but hey, why not pirate it first and give it a whirl? And don’t forget to pick up the required reading for all game devs and gamers – it’s a must-have!

Unfortunately, Dwarf Fortress isn’t welcome here, but who needs it when you’ve got mods like Performance Fish and Rocketman to take your gameplay to the next level? Trust us, once you download these bad boys, you’ll never look back.

And if you’re new to the server and wondering which mods to get, just check out our handy pastebin guide. We’ve got all the info you need to make sure your game runs smoothly and your mod load order is on point.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? Just remember, the crazier, the better!

Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, british comedy, british humor, Britoids, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, pants, Server, Shit, side-splitting, toilet humor

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ores Mined:	3465	Buildings Constructed:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	9527
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Olympus MC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, skyblock cracked customized island farm minions job system economy adventure friends experience balanced unique visit play server effort pleased long time low effort

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Magic Items Found:	4650
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

!!CRACKED SERVER!! (use /register,/login)

play.mc-olympus.com

Myth Network

Adventure, Battles, building, Challenges, Community, creativity, Exploration, floating island, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Myth Network, Pixelmon, pokemon, Resources, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Story, Survival, Training

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Welcome to Myth, where the adventure never ends! Immerse yourself in a world full of exciting modalities designed to challenge your skills and spark your creativity. On our server, we offer a variety of modalities for all tastes. Are you a brave warrior? Join our “LifeSteal” mode and face epic battles where every hit counts. Do you prefer to explore and build? Our “Survival” mode offers you the opportunity to create your own home in a vast and dangerous world. For those looking for unique challenges… We offer “SkyBlock”, where you will have to survive on a floating island with limited resources. Are you a Pokémon fan? Then you’ll love our “Pixelmon” mode, where you can catch, train and battle with your favorite Pokémon in a world full of surprises. But that’s not all, our server is constantly evolving! We are currently working on an exciting “RPG” mode that will immerse you in an epic story full of mysteries and adventures. Join us and be part of an active and friendly community, where fun and camaraderie are our priority. We hope to see you soon on our Minecraft server!

rpgmyth.net

/r9k/ Craze Minecraft Server

4chan, Anons, Anonymity, art, Beloved, BIZARRE, Board, Community, controversial, CRAZE, culture, discussion, History, imageboard, internet corner, internet culture, Loneliness, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, Server, Story, Unique

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive into the fascinating world of /r9k/! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no personality? Well, look no further because we have an entire board dedicated to anons posting about being alone. From sharing whimsical and artistic creations to discussing the downright bizarre, our server has a unique culture that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us as we uncover the mysterious origins of these anons, what makes them tick, and why they have become such a beloved, yet controversial, corner of the internet. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to eternal loneliness or unlock the hidden powers of the forever alone meme.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in the weird and wonderful world of /r9k/. Who knows, you may even find your new best friend who also happens to be a forever alone anon. Just be prepared for some seriously strange conversations and maybe even a few existential crises along the way.

CraftyFag Minecraft Server

action figures, anime figures, anime merchandise, Buyfag, collectible figures, CraftyFag, figure accessories, figure buying guide, figure collecting, figure collecting community, figure collecting tips, figure customization, figure display, figure maintenance, figure photography, figure stands, figure storage, Figures, figurines, manga figures, Minecraft, Server, toy figures

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond llama, rumored to have the power to grant you three wishes (but only if one of those wishes is for more diamonds).

But be warned, the diamond llama is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot lasers out of their eyes! Don’t worry though, we have a secret weapon to help you defeat them – enchanted bacon swords!

Once you’ve conquered the diamond llama and claimed your wishes, you can relax in our luxury spa made entirely out of emerald blocks. Yes, you heard that right, EMERALD BLOCKS!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously absurd adventures begin!