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Shabbos Goy’s Bible Quotes Minecraft Server

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BIBLE, controversial statements, current events, goys, Minecraft, online activism, online discourse, political figures, Politics, public figures, quotes, QUOTING THE BIBLE, religious beliefs, religious quotes, religious references, Server, Shabbos, SHABBOS GOYS, social media, TomCottonAR, trending topics, twitter, twitter widget, viral tweet

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1401	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you scream AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH in excitement!

Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Tom Cotton himself tweeted about it! That’s right, our server is endorsed by a real-life politician who knows a thing or two about epic gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your block too)!

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3597
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Items Found:	6002
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	57	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Crops Grown:	5755	Secret Passages Found:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	438023
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4688	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!