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NikkeCraft – #2801 Minecraft Server

Android, asuka, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, EVANGELIONMYSG24, EVANGEVAKA, Game Download, Gatekeeper, Ios, leona, Mari, Minecraft, Naga, new players, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, NIKKEX, PC, Rei, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, update

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8048
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Unit-01 going berserk? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate Evangelion collaboration experience! Join now and experience the chaos of YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE event, where you’ll have to battle angels and build your own NERV headquarters.

But that’s not all, we have Full Burst Day every weekend where everything explodes in a burst of excitement! And don’t miss out on our Union Raid event where you team up with other players to take down the toughest enemies.

And the special recruits? Asuka Shikinami Langley is waiting for you to join her squad, along with a free SR Misato Katsuragi! Plus, upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on exclusive costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date or Asuka, Rei, and Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And coming soon, Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass will have you roaring with excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the Evangelion world like never before. And don’t forget to use the secret codes for extra rewards, because why not? Join now and let’s get building, EVA pilots!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Fapping Together Realm

68579946, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, fix her, ftt, lewds, Minecraft, Realm, schlickin, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’! Join us in our quest to build the biggest, most epic fap castle the world has ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a secret dungeon filled with rare lewds and enchanted schlickin’ tools. Legend has it that those who reach the end of the dungeon will be granted unlimited fap power for eternity.

But that’s not all! We also have a special edition called “I can fix her edition”, where players can show off their redstone skills by creating elaborate contraptions to impress their fellow fappers. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have a redstone-powered schlickin’ machine?

So come on, join us in our quest for lewds, fappin’, and schlickin’ on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you in our world of fapping together!

LawnMowerLender Minecraft Server

Afford, condition, damaged, DIRTY, handheld vacuum, high grass, Iron, Kids, Late, lawn mower, LawnMowerLender, leaking, Lending, Minecraft, Motor, Neighbour, pay check, RETURNS, Server, single mum, squeegee, sticky substance, suction, weeks later

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	63	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6656
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly borrowing your stuff and returning it in worse condition than when they took it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with sticky substances on your iron or mysterious substances in your vacuum ever again!

Our server is a safe haven for all your virtual belongings, where you can lend and borrow items without the fear of them being returned damaged or dirty. Say goodbye to squeegees that mysteriously disappear and lawn mowers that come back with grass still stuck in the blades.

Join us now and experience the joy of lending and borrowing in a world where everything always comes back in pristine condition. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual ones who actually take care of your stuff?

SockSwapCraft

athletes foot, body odor, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, daily hygiene, foot odor, healthy habits, hygiene, laundry habits, partner disagreements, personal hygiene, Personal preferences, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, sensitive topics, setting boundaries, smelly socks, SockSwapCraft, stinky feet

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3532	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a pair of clean socks? Well, look no further! Join our server for some stinky fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server has been around for 3 years, just like the smell of your partner’s feet. But don’t worry, we won’t ignore your hygiene needs like he does! We offer deodorizers for your virtual socks and showers that actually work.

Unlike your partner, we encourage changing your socks daily and washing your feet regularly. Say goodbye to the stench of athletes foot and hello to the sweet smell of victory in our Minecraft world.

Join us and experience the power of clean socks and fresh linens. And don’t worry, we won’t hit you with any Tolkien-esque paragraphs about foot hygiene. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where basic hygiene is a core value.

So come on over and leave the stink behind. Your partner may not appreciate your requests for cleanliness, but we sure do! See you in the game, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition.

ComaCraft: Where Creepers are Friends

2010, changes, Coma, ComaCraft, CREEPERS, disbelief, Friends, Future, Healthcare, life updates, medical advancements, miracles, News, progress, Recovery, Science, shock, Surprising, Technology, time travel, unexpected, waking up, world events

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	New Chunks Explored:	837707
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Imagine waking up from a 10-year coma and finding out that the world has changed so much, but the most mind-blowing news you hear is about this epic Minecraft server! Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and singing villagers. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride on the backs of giant chickens as you explore the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving zombies who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that somewhere in the depths of the server lies a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and show that coma survivor just how much the world has changed – for the better!

SeaClashCraft

ASEAN, bilateral talks, China, clash, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical rivalry, international relations, maritime conflict, military confrontation, naval standoff, Philippines, Rebuild trust, regional security, SeaClashCraft, South China Sea, sovereignty claims, territorial dispute, territorial sovereignty, united nations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Star Shards Collected:	73
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	2466	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the china vs philippines clash in the south china sea but with BLOCKS. build your own naval fleet and engage in epic battles to see who will reign supreme in this virtual showdown. trust us, it’s way more fun than real life geopolitics. plus, we have a secret underwater base where you can find hidden treasures and maybe even a lost civilization. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

SoccerMedicChaosCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are all soccer medics? Yeah, I know, it sounds totally random, but trust me, it’s a blast! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a player breaks their leg and you gotta rush over with a splint made out of cobblestone. It’s like a high-stakes game of Operation, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold epic soccer matches using creepers as the ball. It’s chaotic, it’s explosive, and it’s absolutely hilarious. Plus, our server mascot is a zombie pigman named Dr. Goalz, who will cheer you on as you score goals and save lives.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a pack of rabid llamas, then come join us! Trust me, flopping must make soccer medics’ jobs much more work than they need to be, but it’s all in good fun on our server. See you there, soccer medics!

Welcome to the Vanilla Java SMP Server… now with less awkward brackets!

awkward, Brackets, java, Server, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	home.zaddy.men
Player Base	Small but active
Map Size	20k by 20k, expands with major updates
Map Seed	Not public
Features	TPA, set two homes, anticheat, regular backups, land claims

FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I build anywhere on the server?

A: Yes, you are encouraged to build wherever you’d like.

Q: Are there any unfair advantages with map or structure seeds?

A: The map seed is not public and structure seeds have been randomized to prevent unfair advantages.

Q: How many homes can I set on the server?

A: You can set two homes on the server.

Q: Is there a limit to the server’s overworld size?

A: The overworld is limited to 20k by 20k but will expand with every major update.

Q: Are there any quality of life improvements on the server?

A: Yes, there are tweaks such as TPA, anticheat, regular backups, and land claims for those who choose to use them.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, AnonCraft, believe in yourself, Confidence, Creative, Critics, empowerment, encouragement, ignore, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, okay, person, Positive, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, Server, Support, Wonderful

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Animals Bred:	152
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8928	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a tired Enderman? Well, look no further, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep, a village of friendly villagers who throw the most epic parties, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds (guarded by a pack of dancing creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with a beak of iron and feathers of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your creativity run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a full moon night! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SaintMarksCraft SMP

Alphabet City, East Village, Lower East Side, manhattan, new york city, NYC, NYC architecture, NYC attractions, NYC culture, nyc entertainment, NYC history, NYC landmarks, NYC neighborhood, NYC nightlife, NYC restaurants, NYC shopping, NYC street, Saint Marks Place, SaintMarksCraft, smp, St. Marks

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mines Excavated:	3506	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! From Saint Marks Place is not your average server – it’s a wild ride from start to finish.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where contestants have to construct a house while dodging flaming arrows shot by the moderators.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their tyranny?

So come on down to From Saint Marks Place if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!