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ShortyLivesLonger – Minecraft SMP

Debunked, genetics, health, height, height and health, height and lifespan, height and longevity, height and mortality, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, Myths, Opinions, research, short people, ShortyLivesLonger, smp, tall myths, tall people, tall people myths, tall vs short

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Potions Brewed:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your virtual life! We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, and if you find a rainbow sheep, it will grant you three wishes! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot, it’s just for show). And every full moon, we have a massive party where all the mobs come to dance and play music together.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScamCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Grind

con artist products, consumer fraud, deceptive marketing, deceptive packaging, dishonest brands, dishonest sales tactics, dubious merchandise, exploitative goods, fake promises, false advertising, grind, Minecraft, misleading claims, overpriced products, popular scams, questionable purchases, rip-off culture, rip-off items, scam products, ScamCraft, shady products, snake oil products, swindle items, Ultimate

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear that breaks after one battle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise our enchanted gear is so powerful, it can defeat the Ender Dragon with just one hit! Plus, our potions are brewed with tears of creepers, giving you the ultimate power boost. Join us now and experience the thrill of scamming the system while dominating the competition!

UkrainianCraft: Where Russian Soldiers Disappear

armed conflict, CASUALTIES, conflict in Ukraine, disappear, eastern europe, international conflict, military casualties, military deaths, military fatalities, Russian, Russian army, Russian casualties, russian military, Russian soldiers, Russian troops, soldiers, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, ukraine invasion, ukraine war, Ukraine-Russia War, UkrainianCraft, war casualties, war casualties report

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	6952
Dimension Hops:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? it’s so lit, even 220,000 Russian soldiers couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! Yeah, you heard that right, these soldiers were like “Forget war, I wanna build a sick castle in Minecraft!”

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against giant creepers or starting a dance party with the Ender Dragon. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more TNT than a crazy pyromaniac’s dream.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft legend, just like those 220,000 Russian soldiers (RIP). Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fork Reborn server Minecraft

building, Communication, cosmetic privileges, equal opportunities, Griefers, no god items, no paid services, no plugins, no privates, No Whitelist, Sandbox, sensitive administration, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ores Mined:	7799
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Fork is a vanilla server with a slight change in the visual game content, in which everyone can create their own little world. The server is not aimed at anything, just a gaming sandbox where you: survive, communicate, build and just have a great time.

Server advantages:

– Lack of whitelist and paid passages.

To play on the server you don’t need to pay or send applications, you can simply enter the server IP and start the game

– Lack of privates.

There are no privates on the server, you can easily visit other players and not worry about not being added to the private one. However, there is no need to be afraid of griefers; a sensitive administration will always help in any situation, roll back all the griefer’s changes and punish him.– Lack of creativity. Every player has equal opportunities. No one has any access to creativity and will not be able to create a bunch of items.– Lack of god things or any non-vanilla plugins. The server’s gaming experience is as close as possible to vanilla Minecraft. There are no god items, weapons, etc. on the server.– There are no imposed services. The server’s philosophy is that the entire gaming experience is free and the server will not impose any paid services on you. You can support the server by purchasing a privilege, but with it you only get cosmetic privileges.

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HumbleCraft

brilliant builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond fortune, diamond prizes, discord server, Events, fresh start, friendly players, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mods, new world, redstone engineers, rules, smp, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Overview of HumbleCraft Server

Server Type	1.21.4 Minecraft SMP
Server Population	Small, active group of 18+ members
Server Features	Vanilla with carefully selected data packs and mods

Frequently Asked Questions

What is HumbleCraft?

HumbleCraft is a 18+ 1.21.4 Minecraft SMP played by a small but active group of members from all over the world. The server is vanilla with the exception of a few carefully selected data packs and mods to enhance the vanilla experience (single player sleep, more mob heads, armour statues, custom item models, etc).

What can you expect on the server?

A welcoming community filled with friendly and interesting people from all over the world.
A thriving shopping district where you can make a diamond fortune.
An exciting gaming district featuring games created by our talented and imaginative members.
Interesting lore in the form of treasure hunts or story-based and player driven mysteries.
Events to bring out your competitive streak. Giving an opportunity to team up or compete alone to win diamond prizes.

What do we need from you?

Not a whole lot! You must be over 18 years old and be a decent person to be around. Discord is needed to stay updated with the servers happenings and if you are willing to voice chat that’s a great bonus!

A full list of rules can be found on the Discord server. Thanks for reading and we hope to see you in the new world!

UK Love Quest 1.20

2025, 510, 6. Men, 6’2, 6/10, 7/10, 7/10+ facially, average facially, cute ethnic girls, Dating in the UK, fat women, Human, IMPOSSIBLE, looksmatch, love, non fat women, not overweight, pic rel, Quest, racemixing, rare, slim white women, white guy, white women, ww

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more rare than a slim white woman in the UK? Look no further, because our server is so exclusive that even 7/10 facially blessed men who are 6’2″ or taller can join!

We’ve got cute ethnic girls, slim white women who actually want you, and a whole bunch of niggas who will be mad at you for racemixing – it’s a party!

Join us today and experience the thrill of dating in 2025, where the minimum requirement is a 7/10 rating and a height of 6’2″. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love in the most outrageous way possible!

InkCrafted Minecraft Server

Address, Appointment, CANCELLATION, Communication, Deposit, financial distress, financial struggle, Flashes, Frustration, health issues, InkCrafted, instagram story, last minute, Minecraft, needless escalation, public complaint, reschedule, rude response, Server, tattoo artist, Understanding, unprofessional behavior

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	125
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as a bad tattoo appointment!

Join us for a wild ride filled with last-minute cancellations, unprofessional behavior, and passive-aggressive Instagram stories. You never know what to expect next – maybe the server owner will forget your request, change the appointment time, or even claim to have health issues just to avoid you!

But hey, who needs professionalism when you can have a good ol’ time dealing with unnecessary drama? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself – it’s like a bad tattoo appointment, but in Minecraft form!

CraftyMomma’sWorld

Birthday, blanket, Cardigan, color, COMPLICATED, Crafting, CraftyMommasWorld, Crochet, family, gift, Handmade, HAT, knit, Measurement, mental health, mom, refusal, skill level, Sweater, time consuming, wear

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7845	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Dragon Eggs Found:	2823	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful family members who just can’t appreciate your crocheting skills? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of demanding moms who just can’t seem to be satisfied with your handmade gifts.

On our server, you can craft to your heart’s content without any complaints or requests for sweaters that are “less time consuming” (seriously, who even says that?). Build your own world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

So come on over and join us for a crochet-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Because life’s too short to spend it making sweaters for ungrateful moms!

CitySlicker SMP

adaptation, Anonymity, big city, career opportunities, City Living, CitySlicker, cost of living, crowded, Culture Shock, Diversity, Fast-paced, Moving, new experiences, nightlife, noise pollution, Pollution, public transportation, rural upbringing, small town, smp, social interactions, urban lifestyle

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, it’s like moving from a small town to a big city but in Minecraft form! Like, imagine logging on and suddenly you’re surrounded by skyscrapers made of diamond blocks and villagers driving around in minecarts like crazy taxi drivers. It’s a total culture shock, but in the best way possible!

I heard this one time, someone joined the server and thought they were just gonna build a cute little cottage in the woods, but then they stumbled upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were dancing to C418 music. And get this, the creepers were breakdancing like their lives depended on it!

And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a high-end fashion show every day. Players strutting their stuff in the latest enchanted armor and trading rare items like they’re hot potatoes. You never know what kind of crazy deals you’ll find, it’s like Black Friday every day!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate culture shock in Minecraft form, come join us on this server and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a dancing creeper, that might sting a bit). Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🎉🔥

SecretSponge: The Hidden Perk of Dish Soap

10. Unknown features, 11. Secret features, 12. Product surprises, 13. Hidden capabilities, 14. Unnoticed features, 15. Product mysteries, 16. Lesser-known features, 17. Product discoveries, 18. Secret functions, 19. Unseen features, 2. Everyday items, 20. Product revelations., 3. Uncommon features, 4. Surprising features, 5. Product secrets, 6. Little-known features, 7. Hidden functions, 8. Everyday objects, 9. Product hacks, dish, hidden, Hidden Features, perk, SecretSponge, soap

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	687	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
New Chunks Explored:	604478	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2356	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover the hidden feature of everyday products in Minecraft! Did you know that by using a toothbrush in the game, you can actually summon a giant tooth fairy to grant you wishes? It’s true! Just make sure to floss regularly in-game to keep her happy.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret feature where if you craft a toilet paper roll and throw it at your enemies, they’ll be instantly TP’d (teleported) to a random location on the map. Talk about a crappy situation for them!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you.