quotfake Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Forgive & ForgetCraft

Boundaries, emotional intelligence, ForgetCraft, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness quotes, healthy relationships, inner peace, letting go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, relationships, Respect, self love, Self Respect, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, tolerance, toxic behavior

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/900	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	27

so like, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t give a hoot about what you do because we forgive you anyways. like, you could build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle, we don’t care! we even have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. plus, we have a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes and the grass grows cotton candy.

oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle? yeah, he’s pretty fancy. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything goes!

GunCraft: Defend & Survive!

American, conspiracy theories, DEFEND, Defense, fear, firearm ownership, great replacement theory, gun advertisement, gun ownership, Guncraft, Guns, lack of safety, ownership, pandemic, personal protection, Protection, response, Safety, self defense, sense of security, societal trends, SURVIVE, Threats

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/300	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

YO, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL SAFE LIKE YOU GOT A GUN IN YO HANDS, BUT INSTEAD OF GUNS, YOU GOT A PICKAXE AND A SWORD! WE GOT CREEPERS CREEPIN’ AND ZOMBIES ZOMBIE-ING, BUT AIN’T NO PANDEMIC GONNA STOP US FROM BUILDIN’ AND SURVIVIN’!

WE GOT CONSPIRACY THEORIES FLOATIN’ AROUND LIKE STEVE BEIN’ AN ALIEN AND HEROBRIEN BEIN’ REAL! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YA COVERED WITH OUR VIRTUAL REALITY SAFETY NET!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY LANDS AND ENDLESS ADVENTURES! WHO NEEDS GUNS WHEN YOU GOT A DIAMOND SWORD, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOOOOO!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, here, Minecraft, now sit, now sit here, now sit it, now sit it here, now.., Server, Sit, sit here, sit it, sit it here

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ores Mined:	1618	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be guarded by a pack of evil bacon-loving zombies. But be warned, these zombies are not your average brain-eating undead, they have a taste for bacon and will stop at nothing to protect their precious sword!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper DJ? Get your groove on with your blocky buddies and party the night away in style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic chicken. Soar through the skies and show off your aerial acrobatics to all your jealous friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by bacon-loving zombies, that is.

CraftyHoops Minecraft Server

athlete, Basketball, Competition, coverage, CraftyHoops, EXCITEMENT, Fan, Favorite, Game, interviews, Kahleah Copper, League, Media, Minecraft, NBA, player, press conferences, PROFESSIONAL, Server, sports, success, TEAM, top 20

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/800	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Ores Mined:	8374
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with NBA press conferences where Kahleah Copper is hailed as the greatest Minecraft player of all time! Watch as she dominates the virtual court with her epic building skills and take part in outrageous tournaments where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay

ACL reconstruction, aita, bed rest, Blame, busy season, Chores, Communication, compromise, fair, GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay, Girlfriend, Heartless, household responsibilities, injury, relationship dynamics, surgery, surgery recovery, System, vacation, work-life balance

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/700	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the real-life drama like this crazy chore chart situation! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with unreasonable partners.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone assigning you extra chores just because you got injured. On our server, you’re free to explore, create, and have fun without any unfair expectations.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can unleash your creativity without any judgment, all while avoiding the chaos of real-life drama like this insane chore chart debacle. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

BlockBusterLaughs

all-time favorite, belly laughs, best comedies, BlockBusterLaughs, chuckles, classic comedy, classic humor, comedic genius, comedic gold, comedic timing, comedy, funny movie, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, Laughter, must watch, side-splitting, timeless humor, Top Picks, witty humor

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	7024
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block tells a joke, every mob has a hilarious catchphrase, and even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile before they explode! Join us for non-stop laughs and endless fun as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pun-tastic puns, meme-tastic memes, and a whole lot of silliness. Who needs popcorn when you can have a side-splitting good time on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to LOL your way through the most consistently funny Minecraft server ever!

KittyCraft: No Dog Calls!

Bitch, Calls, cat calling, catcall culture, disrespectful behavior., dog, dog calling, double standards, feminism, gender, gender stereotypes, Harassment, INEQUALITY, KittyCraft, Misogyny, sexism, Slur, Social Issues, street harassment, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, victim blaming, Women

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/800	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Emeralds Found:	5059	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! we have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and invite you to join in on the fun!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. you can ride on a unicorn or have a dance-off with a talking squirrel, the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for the time of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🦄🍭

MicrobeCraft: Gut Health Edition

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

come join our minecraft server where your gut microbiome will be so lit, you’ll never have to worry about cardiovascular disease again! our server is like a magical potion for your insides, making you feel younger and healthier with every block you mine. forget about metabolic dysfunction, we’ve got the cure right here in our virtual world. join us and let your gut microbiome do the talking as you build, explore, and conquer in ways you never thought possible. who knew that playing minecraft could be so good for your health? come see for yourself and start living your best, most microbial life today!

CrabCraft: Where even the sea creatures can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

Active Discord, active members, Chunk Backups, Community Focused, CrabCraft, Craft, Creatures, discord server, HermitCraft gameplay, Join, Message, Minecraft passion, Resist, Safe Environment, sea, SEASON 2, Survival, Thriving Community, urge, Vanilla, vanilla feel, vanilla perfection, voice chat, Whitelisted, whitelisted security

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/500	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Season	Season 2️⃣ commences 15th June, on 1.21
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused server with emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive

FAQs

Q: How can I join CrabCraft?

A: To join CrabCraft, you can pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible!

Q: Do I need to have any mods installed to play on CrabCraft?

A: Yes, we use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed for voice communication.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: Yes, our server is protected with a whitelist and we also have chunk backups in place to ensure a safe and friendly environment for all players.

Q: What can I expect from the CrabCraft community?

A: You can expect to join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft. Our Discord server is also an active space for communication.

FashionCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body image, clothing, Confidence, dressing well, fashion, fashion advice, fashion choices, fashion inspiration, fashion sense, Fashion tips, fashion trends, FashionCraft, feeling good, looks good while dressed, looks like this naked, Minecraft, Outfit, personal style, self esteem, Server, Style, Wardrobe

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	New Chunks Explored:	89755
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate fashion show! Dress up your character in the coolest outfits and strut your stuff on the virtual runway. But beware, if you strip down to your birthday suit, you’ll transform into a wild and crazy creature that will have everyone laughing! Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your style and see what happens when you let it all hang out on our server!