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MinefulMotivation

anxiety, daily practice, depression, eating habits, Exercise, lifestyle improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness lifestyle, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness study, mindfulness techniques, MinefulMotivation, motivation, sleeping habits, wellbeing

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mines Excavated:	2024
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Animals Bred:	101	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crops Grown:	3479
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6586
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Potions Brewed:	153	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7265
Crops Grown:	2122	Love Letters Sent:	18
Alien Abductions:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
New Chunks Explored:	971333	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

WeaponWoesCraft

arms sales, arms shipments, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, France, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military aid, military support, Political Criticism, slow deliveries, uk, ukraine conflict, US, weapons deliveries, WeaponWoesCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9903	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	132	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Star Shards Collected:	172
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is the craziest of them all, bruh. like, imagine if Zelenskyy from Ukraine was actually a Minecraft player and he was calling out the US, UK, and France for being slow at delivering weapons in the game. like, how insane is that?

join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.

plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

AirPollutionMC

air pollution, AirPollutionMC, community health, D-rated neighborhoods, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental justice, ER visits, fine particulate matter, health disparities, health equity, mental disorder, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, new york, Nitrogen dioxide, pollution effects, pollution exposure, public health, redlined communities, urban environments

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the air is so clean, you’ll never have to worry about mental health risks from air pollution again! That’s right, no more ER visits for mental disorders caused by nasty pollutants. Our server is like a breath of fresh air for your brain!

But wait, there’s more! Not only is our air cleaner than a freshly washed diamond sword, but our community is so redlined, you’ll feel like you’re living in the swankiest neighborhood in New York City. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones in our D-rated paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, insane, brain-damaged Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

OshiCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, AMBITION, Anime, Competition, determination, dreams, friendship, hard work, Manga, Minecraft, Oshi no Ko, OshiCraft, Passion, perseverance, Rivalry, Server, sports, success, teamwork, The eyes of a winner, Training, Underdog, Victory

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3040	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ores Mined:	5439	Love Letters Sent:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	710321

Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is where winners are born! Join us and witness the power of the “eyes of a winner” as you dominate the virtual world like never before.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you continue your journey, you come across a group of friendly villagers who offer to trade with you in exchange for rare items like dragon eggs and nether stars. And just when you think it can’t get any better, you discover a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the mobs are all friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Eye of the Winner” – a mystical artifact that grants its wielder unimaginable power and fortune. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this eye will become the ruler of the server, with the ability to bend reality to their will and summon armies of loyal minions to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to wield the “Eye of the Winner” and become the ultimate champion of our crazy Minecraft world.