Quotes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

QuoteMaster Minecraft SMP

motivational quotes, inspiration, memorable quotes, thought leaders, impactful quotes

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night! And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! I know, right?! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server and he gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most wacky Minecraft community ever! Let’s goooooo!

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9OutOf10Chances

Coincidence, serendipity, Probability, million-to-one chances, quotes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

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Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

meaningful quotes, quotes, motivational, thought-provoking quotes, famous quotes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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Fantazio Quotes Minecraft SMP

Anon, task, challenge, woke compilation, creativity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you can imagine. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of emerald-loving NPCs.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Need I say more?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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AwkwardCraft

experiences, Vulnerability, humor, UNCOMFORTABLE, AwkwardCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground love shack where players can roleplay awkward post-sex conversations with each other. Imagine the hilarity of someone whispering “Do you think creepers watch us?” right after a steamy session in our pixelated paradise. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and endless laughter!

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Blocky Wisdom

guidance, encouragement, self improvement, words to live by, wisdom

“Join our Minecraft server and live by the words ‘Dig, build, and troll!’ We have a secret underground city where players can only communicate in emojis. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unleash your inner troll, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!”

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CraftyQuotez Minecraft SMP

motivational quotes, determination, success quotes, uplifting quotes, meaningful quotes

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaos of a server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding to be worshipped as the true rulers of the land. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues made entirely of dirt and have epic battles using nothing but potatoes as weapons. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a server where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even become the next potato king or queen of our wacky world.

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Blocktopia: “Mine your own business”

perspective shift, Self Discovery, Impactful, enlightenment, Profound

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Quote Mine, where players can dig for quotes that will literally change their lives forever. Need some inspiration? How about “Eat diamonds for breakfast and shine all day” or “Keep calm and mine on”? Trust us, these quotes will have you feeling like a Minecraft master in no time.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of diamond ore. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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CraftingFailz – “What’s a popular saying that you think is wrong?”

ProVerb, Urban Legends, CraftingFailz, wrong, misunderstood

“Join our Minecraft server and prove that diamonds are NOT a girl’s best friend! Our server is filled with so much treasure that even the creepers are jealous. Rumor has it that our server was built on a bedrock foundation made of pure gold, guarded by a team of ninja villagers trained in the art of block-breaking. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in a world where pigs fly and zombies do the moonwalk, then come join us and show us what you’re made of!”

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SlashCraft: Where We Say ‘I’m Coming!’ in Both Rooms

rooms, #Sayings, Coming, shared spaces, SlashCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further than our server, where the only thing dirtier than the creeper explosions is the chat!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through dungeons filled with chickens riding pigs and villagers trading emeralds for enchanted toilet paper.

Whether you’re building a castle fit for a king or trying to tame a wild llama named Larry, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine for gold and jokes in equal measure!

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