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KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Animals Bred:	181	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Potions Brewed:	83
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Enchantments Applied:	215	Rainbows Spotted:	6

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	New Chunks Explored:	478626
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	121
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

favorite genre, favorite genre of music, favorite music, Favorite music genre, favorite style of music, favorite type of music, genre of music, MineTunez, music choice, music favorites, music genre, music genre choice, music genre preference, music preference, music selection, music taste, musical genre, preferred genre, preferred music genre, top genre, top music genre

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	150	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Items Found:	4814
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Animals Bred:	199
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!