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CerealKill Minecraft Server

#sustainability, agriculture, animal welfare, Breakfast, CEREAL, cereal production, CerealKill, Competition, controversy, debate, Environment, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Farming, food consumption, Food Industry, health, killing, Minecraft, nutrition, Server, Sport, Sportsmanship

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where cereal-based killing is not only a sport, but a way of life! Join us if you want to battle it out with your favorite breakfast cereals in epic PvP matches. Will you choose the crunchy power of Captain Crunch or the sugary sweetness of Froot Loops?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Milkman, a mysterious figure who roams the lands delivering dairy goodness to all who seek it. Rumor has it that he can grant wishes to those brave enough to find him.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted Pancake Forest, where the trees are made of syrup and the butterflies are actually tiny pancakes. Just watch out for the syrup traps laid by the mischievous Pancake Goblins!

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knew that breakfast could be so deadly?

FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

20 minutes, aita, backyard, Board Games, culture, DRIVE, final straw, friend’s house, FriendZoneCraft, get together, Late, LEAVING, mad, Message, Minecraft, mom, mood, patio, Server, Uber, unpunctual, wait outside, windy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	242	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Magic Items Found:	7884
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where punctuality is key! If you’re even a minute late, you’ll be locked out of the server for 20 minutes as punishment. But don’t worry, we make up for it with our epic board game battles and patio parties!

Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable events, just like the time our friend locked out a player for being fashionably late. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So if you’re looking for a server with a twist, where being fashionably late is a crime and board game drama is the norm, then look no further. Join us and see what crazy adventures await you! Just make sure to set your alarm clock, or you might find yourself locked out of the fun.

CakeWarsCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cake, CakeWarsCraft, Communication, Conflict, consequences, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, ENTITLEMENT, family, perspective, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to eat your virtual cakes without permission! Just like OP’s family, we understand the importance of respecting cake boundaries. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some cake drama (but don’t worry, we’ll ask before taking a bite)! Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual cake wars on our server? So come on, join us and let’s build a cake empire together – just make sure to guard your cakes with your virtual life!

CraftyTales Minecraft Server

balance, best game, Character development, CraftyTales, Engaging, Entertainment, Experience, game design, gameplay, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, Mechanics, Minecraft, narrative, narrative design, opinion, player choice, Plot, Server, Story, storytelling, video game

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated wonders!

Join us for epic quests that will have you battling evil mobs, solving riddles, and maybe even discovering hidden treasure (or accidentally falling into a pit of lava, we can’t guarantee anything).

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword, then you might regret it a little).

CreepCraft: “I like to mine diamonds while singing Baby Shark”

awkward statement, baby, casual conversation, chilling words, CreepCraft, creepy remarks, diamonds, disturbing chat, shark, singing, uncomfortable talk, unnerving dialogue, unsettling banter, unsettling chitchat, unsettling comment, unsettling communication, unsettling conversation, unsettling discourse, unsettling discussion, unsettling exchange, unsettling gossip, unsettling phrases, unsettling remark, unsettling small talk, unsettling words

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	2166	Star Shards Collected:	139
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a haunted mansion filled with creepers and zombies! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own base while dodging lava pits and fighting off skeleton armies. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, join us if you dare – but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

CannabisCraft: Thai Narcotics Edition

Cannabis, CannabisCraft, classification, controlled substance, criminalization, drug abuse, drug policy, drug trafficking, Edition, enforcement, Government, illegal drugs, legalization, legislation, medical marijuana, Narcotics, public health, recreational use, regulations, rules, Southeast Asia, thai, thailand

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

lol ok so like, imagine if Thailand was a Minecraft server, right? and they were all like “yo, we gonna classify cannabis as narcotics again” like what even is that?? but hey, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, man. like, you gotta fight off evil mobs with your trusty cannabis sword and shield, and maybe even ride a cannabis-powered unicorn into battle. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen, even Thailand going all narco on us. let’s get weird, y’all!

CemetaryCraft: Where More Enter Than Exit!

Afterlife, burial grounds, CemetaryCraft, cemetery, cultural practices, death, enter, eternal rest, exit, final destination, funerals, ghost stories, Graveyards, Haunting, life cycle, macabre fascination, mortality, passing on, Population, Spiritual beliefs, statistics, superstitions, Urban Legends

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

so like, this server is like a cemetery but with less dead people and more blocks. you can dig up graves and find hidden treasures or build your own spooky mansion. beware of the zombie villagers who try to sell you rotten flesh as a delicacy. join now if you dare to face the undead and become the ultimate grave digger! #spookyfun #minecraftmadness #undeadadventures

EggcellentSpermServer

Blocking, Body, cells, EggcellentSpermServer, eggs, Females, gap, germ cells, Human, Japanese scientists, killifish, LARGEST, LIFESPAN, Males, Men, outlive, production, Reproduction, smallest, Sperm, Women

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da secret to why women live longer than men! it’s all about dem tiny sperm and eggs, bro. our Japanese scientists found out dat if u block da production of germ cells in killifish, da lifespan gap between males and females closes. it’s like a whole new level of science and stuff, man. come join us and uncover da mysteries of life and death in dis crazy minecraft world! #genderbendingminecraftfun #spermvseggshowdown

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, wuwa, Yinlin

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: You’re sailing the high seas, battling pirates and searching for hidden treasures. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be saving lighthouses from evil monsters and uncovering ancient mysteries that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unique features like emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And don’t forget about our exclusive Resonator showcases where you can witness the power of Jiyan and Yinlin in action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code WUTHERINGGIFT to unlock special rewards. And don’t forget to add your friends to the /wuwa/ Friends List for even more fun!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

SpecuCraft: Minecraft Server

Accuracy, Ban, charting, Computer, Curiosity, gambling, Lottery, lotto, market, Minecraft, MONEY, Numbers, Pool, Practice, Predict, Random, Server, Soliciting, SpecuCraft, speculation, speculation strategy, System, winning

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Void Gems Collected:	34
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to predict the numbers a computer picks in our exclusive lottery system! Who needs market speculation when you can use your skills to win big in Minecraft?

Forget about the rules, we’re all about pushing the boundaries and testing the limits of what’s possible in the Minecraft world. Join us and be a part of the craziest experiment ever seen in the gaming community!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!