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  • TShirt Quotes: Minecraft SMP

    TShirt Quotes: Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, listen up Minecraft warriors and blocky adventurers! You NEED to join this OUTRAGEOUS SMP I just stumbled upon. Picture this: a land where the grass is ALWAYS greener, but only because of the insane giant pigs that trample it into a nutrient-rich mulch. Yeah, you heard me! Grass-growing PIGS. They’re like unicorns but with more bacon. 😍🥓

    But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, folks! You know how Steve literally spends all his days mining for diamonds? On THIS SMP, diamonds are actually like little pieces of chocolate that give you diabetes when you eat them. 🍫💎 But don’t worry, the medic villagers will be there to give you heart-warping hugs to heal you!

    Have you ever wanted to duel a SKELETON with a FLAMING CROSSBOW while riding a flamingo wearing sunglasses? Because on this server, that’s a standard Tuesday afternoon activity! 🌈🦩 I swear, last week my buddy Jerry got into a fistfight with a witch over who had the best pet parrot, and the parrot ended up casting fireballs! LIKE, HOW IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?! 🦜🔥

    And let’s talk about the lore. OMG the lore! One time, the Ender Dragon got upset because someone stole its cake, and it RAINED ENDER PEARLS for a whole WEEK! So now we have the Great Ender Pearl Festival where you literally dive off cliffs into pools of lava (safely, I promise) to earn your ‘Pearl of Honor’! 🏅💥 You could totally win the GRAND PRIZE, which is just an enchanted potato or something, but who doesn’t want an ENCHANTED POTATO?! It’s like the Holy Grail, but spud-ier!

    But wait! I haven’t even told you about GRIEFING REBATES! If you accidentally break a friend’s house, you get a coupon for a free pizza in REAL LIFE, delivered by an actual Enderman who just wants to be your friend but really can’t figure out how to order! 🍕🙃 So many friendships are forged in this chaos, it’s like a blocky rom-com where nobody remembers the script!

    Join now, and who knows! You might just discover the secret to infinite fish tacos—rolled by magical llamas! 🦙🌮 Seriously, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the BEST adventures of your blocky life. See you there, or I’ll send a zombie to your house with a really bad haircut! 🧟‍♂️✂️✨

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  • OligarchCraft Minecraft Server

    OligarchCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. we got unicorns flyin around, talkin cows, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate.

    one time, this dude named Steve built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. yeah, u heard me right, THE MOON. and then there was this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of evil llamas. it was wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of dancing pandas? they throw the best parties, let me tell ya. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. what more could u possibly want?

    so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, Trump said he knows some Russian oligarchs that play on our server and they’re really nice people. so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

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  • GroupSwapCraft

    GroupSwapCraft

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    Are you tired of being the teacher in Minecraft? Join our server and never have to highlight evidence for your partner again! Our server is so inclusive, we even have special needs helpers for all players, so you can focus on building epic structures instead of babysitting your teammates. Plus, our community is so understanding, you’ll never have to worry about being called rude for wanting to switch partners. So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in the form of a creeper explosion, of course!

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  • Blocky Wisdom

    Blocky Wisdom

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    Are you tired of hearing your parents nagging you to clean your room or do your homework? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll never hear those words again! Join us and escape the real world where chores don’t exist and the only homework you’ll have is building epic structures and battling creepers!

    Our server is so amazing, even your parents will want to join in on the fun! Imagine the look on their faces when they see you leading a pack of wolves into battle or riding a pig off into the sunset. They’ll be so proud of you, they might even start saying phrases like “Keep on crafting” or “Diamonds are a player’s best friend.”

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the virtual world and have your own army of llamas at your command. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to escape reality and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination!

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  • SeniorQuoteCraft

    SeniorQuoteCraft

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    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring senior quotes again! Our server is so lit, your senior quote will be “I’d rather be mining diamonds than writing this quote”! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a retired high school principal looking for revenge on all the students who skipped class to play Minecraft. So come join us and show that dragon who’s boss!

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  • MangaVerse Realms 1.20.1

    MangaVerse Realms 1.20.1

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    Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? If not, you’re missing out on the craziest server in the multiverse! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than your favorite manga!

    We’ve got creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, villagers that trade in rare anime memorabilia, and Ender Dragons that recite iconic manga quotes as they swoop down to attack.

    Forget about boring old survival mode – on this server, you’ll be battling it out in epic anime-inspired PvP arenas, building skyscrapers that reach the clouds, and teaming up with other players to take down the ultimate boss: the Weeb King.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (which may or may not be a giant Pikachu), and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

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  • BlocktopiaCraft

    BlocktopiaCraft

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    “Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal in the depths of the Nether. Little did they know, this portal led them to a whole new world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! But that’s not all – there are quests to complete, dungeons to conquer, and even a secret disco party every Friday night!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color with every jump!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in a game. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding creepers. See you there, gamers!”

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  • Pixelated Positivity: Men’s Body Love

    Pixelated Positivity: Men’s Body Love

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    come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the fitspiration images that harm ur body image. on our server, we only spread body positive vibes that benefit everyone, especially men! men on our server experience HUGE improvements in how they feel about their appearance and appreciate their bodies more when they see our body positive quotes. forget about the fitspiration, join us for a fun and uplifting time in the world of minecraft!

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  • Mystic Mind Realm 1.21.3

    Mystic Mind Realm 1.21.3

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    Join our Minecraft server and experience the wisdom of Goa Tse in a whole new way!

    We’ve got epic battles inspired by Goa Tse Do, where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world.

    Plus, pay tribute to the legendary philosopher by indulging in our special Goa Tse tart recipe in-game.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to expand your mind and kick some pixelated butt on our server!

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  • BlockyWisdom

    BlockyWisdom

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

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