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  • TShirt Quotes: Minecraft SMP

    TShirt Quotes: Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, listen up Minecraft warriors and blocky adventurers! You NEED to join this OUTRAGEOUS SMP I just stumbled upon. Picture this: a land where the grass is ALWAYS greener, but only because of the insane giant pigs that trample it into a nutrient-rich mulch. Yeah, you heard me! Grass-growing PIGS. They’re like unicorns but with more bacon. 😍🥓

    But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, folks! You know how Steve literally spends all his days mining for diamonds? On THIS SMP, diamonds are actually like little pieces of chocolate that give you diabetes when you eat them. 🍫💎 But don’t worry, the medic villagers will be there to give you heart-warping hugs to heal you!

    Have you ever wanted to duel a SKELETON with a FLAMING CROSSBOW while riding a flamingo wearing sunglasses? Because on this server, that’s a standard Tuesday afternoon activity! 🌈🦩 I swear, last week my buddy Jerry got into a fistfight with a witch over who had the best pet parrot, and the parrot ended up casting fireballs! LIKE, HOW IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?! 🦜🔥

    And let’s talk about the lore. OMG the lore! One time, the Ender Dragon got upset because someone stole its cake, and it RAINED ENDER PEARLS for a whole WEEK! So now we have the Great Ender Pearl Festival where you literally dive off cliffs into pools of lava (safely, I promise) to earn your ‘Pearl of Honor’! 🏅💥 You could totally win the GRAND PRIZE, which is just an enchanted potato or something, but who doesn’t want an ENCHANTED POTATO?! It’s like the Holy Grail, but spud-ier!

    But wait! I haven’t even told you about GRIEFING REBATES! If you accidentally break a friend’s house, you get a coupon for a free pizza in REAL LIFE, delivered by an actual Enderman who just wants to be your friend but really can’t figure out how to order! 🍕🙃 So many friendships are forged in this chaos, it’s like a blocky rom-com where nobody remembers the script!

    Join now, and who knows! You might just discover the secret to infinite fish tacos—rolled by magical llamas! 🦙🌮 Seriously, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the BEST adventures of your blocky life. See you there, or I’ll send a zombie to your house with a really bad haircut! 🧟‍♂️✂️✨

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  • OligarchCraft Minecraft Server

    OligarchCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. we got unicorns flyin around, talkin cows, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate.

    one time, this dude named Steve built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. yeah, u heard me right, THE MOON. and then there was this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of evil llamas. it was wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of dancing pandas? they throw the best parties, let me tell ya. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. what more could u possibly want?

    so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, Trump said he knows some Russian oligarchs that play on our server and they’re really nice people. so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GroupSwapCraft

    GroupSwapCraft

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    Are you tired of being the teacher in Minecraft? Join our server and never have to highlight evidence for your partner again! Our server is so inclusive, we even have special needs helpers for all players, so you can focus on building epic structures instead of babysitting your teammates. Plus, our community is so understanding, you’ll never have to worry about being called rude for wanting to switch partners. So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in the form of a creeper explosion, of course!

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  • Blocky Wisdom

    Blocky Wisdom

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing your parents nagging you to clean your room or do your homework? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll never hear those words again! Join us and escape the real world where chores don’t exist and the only homework you’ll have is building epic structures and battling creepers!

    Our server is so amazing, even your parents will want to join in on the fun! Imagine the look on their faces when they see you leading a pack of wolves into battle or riding a pig off into the sunset. They’ll be so proud of you, they might even start saying phrases like “Keep on crafting” or “Diamonds are a player’s best friend.”

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the virtual world and have your own army of llamas at your command. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to escape reality and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination!

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  • SeniorQuoteCraft

    SeniorQuoteCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring senior quotes again! Our server is so lit, your senior quote will be “I’d rather be mining diamonds than writing this quote”! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a retired high school principal looking for revenge on all the students who skipped class to play Minecraft. So come join us and show that dragon who’s boss!

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