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SeriesSillies

binge watch, Enjoy, Entertainment, episodic, Favorite, hobby, leisure, Marathon, Pastime, recurring, Relax, repeat, rewatch, series, SeriesSillies, Show, television, TV, unwind, watch

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is like a never-ending series of wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a game of chicken jousting. So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us today!

BorderPushersMC

aggression, border front, BorderPushersMC, Commander, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, forces, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Political unrest, Russian, SECURITY, SKIRMISH, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

Awareness, barbie, Barbie movie, Barbies, Checkup, closing line, empowerment, film, gynecologic care, gynecology, GynoCraft, health, Healthcare, Interest, Media influence, medical care, movie impact, public interest, study, Surge, Women’s Health, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

animal, Aqua, ass, AZKi, Behavior, BIZARRE, comedy, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, gross, habits, humor, hygiene, Karaoke, Minecraft, Pets, Prove, Server, Shameless, ShamelessDogButt, shitting

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

Bunny, BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP, funny, funny bunny, funny runny, Honey, honey bunny, honey runny, MONEY, money bunny, money runny, POEM, rhyme with bunny, runny, runny bunny, Sunny, sunny bunny, sunny runny, words that rhyme with bunny, writing a poem

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8868
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	202
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Emeralds Found:	9133
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, dad, Disrespect, emotional trauma, family, forgiveness, gift, Grief, healing, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, moving out, photo album, relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmom, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Emeralds Found:	7340

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!

VetoSisVsWifeCraft

adoption, childhood trauma, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotional baggage, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, Family Support, Guilt, mental health, name change, naming conflict, past trauma, sibling relationships, sister’s trauma, Therapy, trauma triggers, veto, VetoSisVsWifeCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Emeralds Found:	9882	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Farms Harvested:	851	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Josephine would approve!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, but beware of triggering any traumatic memories because we don’t want any name-related drama like poor Josie Joy. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who insist on naming their characters Josephine, of course.

With crazy stories and wild adventures waiting for you, why waste your time on any other server? Join us now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to leave your past trauma at the door, we’re all about good vibes here. See you in the game!

BootyCraft

body confidence, body image, body positivity, BootyCraft, Confidence, personal preference, physical appearance, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	New Chunks Explored:	105580
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Potions Brewed:	119
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your favorite body part! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your best body part in pixelated glory. Whether it’s your fabulous feet or your magnificent mustache, we want to see it all! So come on down and let your freak flag fly on our server – because normal is boring, and we’re anything but!

TankWarsUK

alleged, armored vehicles, British, Challenger 2 tanks, Conflict, controversial, Defense, deployment, diplomatic tensions, Evidence, foreign affairs, international relations, investigation, Military, News, russia, SKY NEWS, speculation, TankWarsUK, Ukrainian troops, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1706
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Towns Built:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where u can ride british challenger 2 tanks and battle it out in russia with ukrainian troops!!! sky news even understands how insane this server is, so u know it’s legit. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures in minecraft history. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of insanity?! #tankbattles #ukrainianadventures #minecraftmadness

AutoFlushCraft

Advanced technology, AutoFlushCraft, automatic toilet, Automation, convenience, everyday tasks, future of transportation, habits, Human Behavior, human interaction with machines, innovation, manual flush, Modern Conveniences, public restrooms, resistance to change, self driving cars, societal norms, technological advancements, Technology, traditional vs modern, universal norm

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Items Found:	1792
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, you see a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect in this server, dude!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And get this, the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command. How cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Yeah, I know, sounds too good to be true, but it’s totally legit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life. And remember, only on this server will you witness a llama juggling diamond blocks while breakdancing. True story, man.