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BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1607	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Farms Harvested:	351	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Star Shards Collected:	116	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!

Crafty Abyss Minecraft Server

abyss, abyssal creatures, Adventure, adventure manga, Anime, Crafty, Deep Sea, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, how are you, made in abyss, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, New chapter dumping, RIKO, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our latest chapter dumping event: How Are You 05: Riko.

Picture this: a group of players were exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, they stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in. Little did they know, they were transported to a whole new dimension called Riko, where everything was upside down and pigs could fly.

But that’s not even the craziest part! In Riko, players were challenged to complete outrageous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. The winner of the event was granted a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of its hilt.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this insane Minecraft server. Who knows what other crazy chapters await you!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2047

Assassin, Blitzo, Booba Edition, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demon, fanfic, FICS, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel General, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom by opening a hotel. But that’s not all – you can also follow Blitzo and his crew as they run their own assassin business in Hell. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy fan fiction recordings, fics, and even a booru (even though it’s a little dead). So come on down to our wacky world and let your inner demon out to play! Join now before Heaven gets too crowded!

ExHusbandsChildSupport Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alimony, Cheating, child support, Court, custody, DATING, disagreement, ex wife, ExHusbandsChildSupport, family, finances, husband, luxury, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, relationship, Server, sugar daddy, Trust, vacation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6746
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband sending child support money to his ex for her luxury vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and absurdity that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!

SkinnyPixelSavage

Appearance, body image, body shaming, body weight comparison, bullying, camp rules, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, discipline, emotional reactions, family dynamics, name-calling, overweight, parental guidance, peer pressure, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SkinnyPixelSavage, social interactions, summer camp, weight stigma

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Join our server for epic battles and hilarious drama like you’ve never seen before!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to roast other players like never before. Just like the time I called out a camper for mocking my weight and she ended up in tears – talk about a burn!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities and challenges to keep you entertained. So come join us and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server?

BlockyProfessionCraft

BlockyProfessionCraft, critical professions, critical roles, crucial roles, crucial services, essential jobs, essential workers, fundamental roles, hidden professions, important careers, indispensable careers, indispensable work, key positions, necessary professions, overlooked jobs, societal backbone, underappreciated jobs, unrecognized careers, unsung heroes, vital occupations, vital services

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crops Grown:	4831	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams! Join us and discover the most essential profession in the Minecraft world that you never even knew you needed – professional chicken wrangler!

Imagine a world where chickens rule the land and you must wrangle them to safety while avoiding their evil plots for world domination. Only the bravest and most skilled chicken wranglers can survive in this chaotic world. But fear not, for the rewards are great – endless feathers, eggs, and the undying gratitude of the chicken overlords.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest chicken wrangling adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate chicken whisperer and save the Minecraft world from poultry peril.

CrashCraft: F16FunZOne

Air Force, aircraft crash, Aviation, aviation safety, crash site, Crashcraft, Defense, emergency response, F16FunZone, fighter jet, Incident, international news, investigation, mechanical failure, Military, Military Aircraft, national security, pilot error, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian F-16, US official

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna fly a f-16 aircraft in minecraft? well guess what, our server lets u do just that! join us and experience the thrill of crashing a ukrainian f-16 aircraft in a totally safe and virtual environment. it’s like the real thing, but without all the pesky consequences. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the authorities after your epic crash. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!