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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 3871 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 4246 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9122 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 165 | Emeralds Found: | 5862 |
oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.