Join our server and embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it. But beware, the diamond unicorn is guarded by a pack of evil zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious unicorn friend.
Not only that, but our server is home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where trees are made of crispy bacon and rivers flow with maple syrup. Build your dream bacon house and feast like a king every day!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make up for all those years of regret with some epic Minecraft adventures!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!