quitting cold turkey Minecraft Servers

quitting cold turkey Minecraft Servers

  • WifeSwapCraft

    WifeSwapCraft
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 9785
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1944 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of arguing with your spouse over their bad habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will judge you for your energy drink addiction or vaping habit. Plus, our virtual kidney stones are way less painful than the real ones – trust us, we’ve done the research. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Who knew quitting bad habits could be so fun in block form?

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  • PoopCraft: The Ultimate Diaper Thread Adventure!

    PoopCraft: The Ultimate Diaper Thread Adventure!
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 7504
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4305
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like a fresh diaper – always changing and full of surprises!

    Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground lair where the creepers throw wild parties. And don’t even get us started on the diamond-filled caves that are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant baby, complete with a diaper that shoots out fireworks. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when they see you waddling around, causing chaos and spreading joy wherever you go.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and maybe even wet your own diaper (just kidding…or are we?).

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  • MapleCraft: Where Even Canadians Can’t Escape the Minecraft Madness!

    MapleCraft: Where Even Canadians Can’t Escape the Minecraft Madness!
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 521
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a moose on a poutine diet? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even the polar bears are doing the Macarena!

    Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Our community is so welcoming, even the beavers are building friendship dams.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server and discover hidden treasures, like the legendary maple syrup fountain or the mystical Tim Hortons portal.

    So come on, eh? Join us and let’s have a blast, because on our server, even the snowmen have a sense of humor!

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  • CraftyMcCraftFace: Where No. 73469944 by Anonymous is the Boss of LOLs

    CraftyMcCraftFace: Where No. 73469944 by Anonymous is the Boss of LOLs
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 9248
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Towns Built: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Dimension Hops: 14
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of llamas as they race through fields of rainbow sheep. You can even challenge the moderators to a dance-off for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller moves.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ZombieCraft: Where Dead Series Come Back to Life! RIP ITT

    ZombieCraft: Where Dead Series Come Back to Life! RIP ITT
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 8367
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 277 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Villages Defended: 14 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, lifeless Minecraft servers that make you want to respawn in real life? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring the LOLs back to your blocky world!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite memes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is full of hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the spookiest jokes in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and…dancing skeletons?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Trust us, you won’t want to respawn anywhere else.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Pals: Building Blocks of Friendship, Not Cancerous Comments

    Pixelated Pals: Building Blocks of Friendship, Not Cancerous Comments
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 8748
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and explore? Well, come join our server where we give niggers the ultimate challenge – battling cancer! Watch as niggers go through chemo therapy, vomit, lose weight, develop abnormal lumps, struggle to pee, have blood in their pee, get skin blotches, swollen lymph nodes, heart burn, fever, fatigue, cough up blood, and ultimately say goodbye to their families. It’s a wild ride that runs in niggers’ families – join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperz – Where Fortnite fans go to become Minecraft masters!

    CraftyCreeperz – Where Fortnite fans go to become Minecraft masters!
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 1318
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Runes Activated: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for Chapter 5 Season 2: Myths and Mortals, where you can battle legendary creatures and become a Minecraft god!

    Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit in Minecraft! Who knew you could mix and match games like this? Plus, track your stats and climb the leaderboards to show off your Minecraft skills.

    But wait, there’s more! Explore our interactive map with crazy challenges that will test your Minecraft abilities. And don’t miss out on our Mission Alerts for StW – survive the horde and reap the rewards!

    Exciting news awaits in our server, like Korra entering Fortnite and waterbending coming to Battle Royale. And get ready for Rocket Racing Neon Rush – light up the night in Minecraft like never before!

    Join our Fortnite Festival Season 2 and unlock your talent with special appearances by Lady Gaga! And if that’s not enough, subscribe to our Fortnite Crew for exclusive perks and rewards.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server for an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Crafty LOLz: Autism or Artistry?

    Crafty LOLz: Autism or Artistry?
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 6899
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Ores Mined: 7776 Magic Crystals Found: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with introverts and insecure teenagers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a special feature where you can distinguish between introverts, people with social anxiety, and even autists just by looking at them in-game.

    Join us and witness the epic battles between introverts building their fortresses in solitude, people with social anxiety avoiding player interactions at all costs, and autists creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Join now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

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  • DieCraft: Where respawning is just like getting back into a hearse, but way more fun! LOLz

    DieCraft: Where respawning is just like getting back into a hearse, but way more fun! LOLz
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 1967
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5550 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1924
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Towns Built: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft on steroids!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, riding on the back of a flying pig, and battling a giant spider that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Or maybe you’ll come across the secret portal that leads to a disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, just like the hearse, you’ll die to get into this server again and again. Like and share for good luck!

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  • Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

    Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 9545
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Votes: 8556
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server, where everything is cooked to perfection in our “edicion parrillera”!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while sizzling up some steaks on our giant BBQ grill. Watch out for the lava pits though, they’re not just for show – they’re actually our secret sauce for the ultimate flavor explosion!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Grill Master, who will challenge you to cook-offs where the loser has to eat a block of raw tofu. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the receiving end of that punishment!

    So come on over to our “edicion parrillera” server and let’s grill and chill like never before. Just remember, if you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen – or in this case, the Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

    YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 440
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 162 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Ores Mined: 9240
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated and became a Minecraft legend), and Reimu. These Minecraft pros will show you the ropes and teach you how to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will blow your mind with their insane mods and plugins that will take your gameplay to a whole new level. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow portal? Done. Want to battle a dragon with a lightsaber? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft superstar like our beloved Nina. See you in the game!

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