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  • Quitters Never Mine Minecraft SMP

    Quitters Never Mine Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, listen up, my blocky brethren! If you’re looking for the most nonsensical, whacky, and downright ludicrous Minecraft SMP experience of your life, then put down your diamond pickaxe and pay attention! Here’s why you NEED to join this server and, tbh, if you don’t, then IDK what you’re even doing with your life!

    First off, this server has a unicorn that literally poops gold blocks every Tuesday at 3:17 PM! You better set a reminder, ‘cause those blocks are more rare than your grandma’s secret cookie recipe! And speaking of cookies, don’t even get me started on the Cookie Monster who roams the spawn area looking for players to battle. If you can feed him a stack of nautilus shells, he’ll grant you the power of shadow or something—or was it magic? Whatever, just do it!

    Also, you can’t miss the legendary “Creeper Karaoke Night” every full moon! Imagine a bunch of Creepers singing Rihanna while you try to survive. It’s like a bizarre fever dream but in Minecraft! Plus, one time, a dude on our server made a statue of Justin Bieber out of dirt blocks and it actually came to life and started singing “Baby” and we all lost our minds!

    AND if you’re lucky, you might get to meet the Great Blockhead—a sentient, talking block that dispenses life advice such as “Don’t eat yellow snow” and “Always bring a bed to the Nether.” Like, seriously, who knew a block could be so wise?

    Wanna fight some hostile mobs? Nah, we’ve leveled up! We’ve got a mod where instead of zombies, you’ll be fighting off an army of sentient pizza slices yelling “Eat me!” Trust me, it’s much more challenging than it sounds, and you definitely don’t wanna slice through your own pizza problems, am I right?

    Oh, and every Monday, we hold a “Build a Randomly Generated Structure” contest. It’s pretty much just chaos where everyone builds the most absurd stuff possible! Last week, someone constructed a llama university where llamas were the professors! Don’t ask me how that even works, but we got diplomas made of crafting tables to prove it.

    And here’s the kicker: we have a secret portal that leads to the Land of Endless Llamas—that’s right, you heard me! It’s like Disneyland, but instead of rides, you just get smothered in fluff and weird llama wisdom. The only rule? You MUST wear a top hat or you’ll get spat on.

    So come on down, grab your diamond sword (or a wooden one; I don’t judge!), and join us in this beautifully chaotic world! Quit your boring life, where you watch paint dry or whatever, and embrace the madness of Minecraft like it’s your new religion. Seriously, if you’re not here, you might as well be living under a stone block, fam. Let’s goooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pussy Pals Minecraft Server

    Pussy Pals Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will toughen you up and make you face your fears head on? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any quitters or weaklings. We believe in pushing you to your limits and making you stronger, both in-game and in real life.

    Join us and prove that you’re not a suicidefag, but a warrior ready to take on any challenge. Don’t be a sissy like those kids who hated sports because they were afraid of getting hit. Life may be painful, but that’s no excuse to give up. Show us what you’re made of and conquer the virtual world like a true champion.

    And remember, if you choose to be a loser by quitting, you’ll end up burning in hell for all of eternity. So why not join our server and become a true badass? See you on the battlefield, tough guy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘right wingers are lazy quitters’ thrive!

    SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘right wingers are lazy quitters’ thrive!

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    Are you tired of political drama and division in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where leftists and conservatives come together to build and have fun! Leftists can vote blue no matter who while conservatives can relax knowing that even if their candidate only aligns with them on 80% of issues, they won’t have to worry about leftists taking over and enacting all their policies. And don’t worry about /pol/ cucks, they’re not invited to our server! So come join us and build a world where everyone can get along, because fighting your enemies only makes them win – but building epic structures together is the real victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FLPLAY server Minecraft

    FLPLAY server Minecraft

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    Server for you and your friends!

    We have:

    Upgrading skillsEventsFish hourGuildsWeddings

    and much more are waiting for you on our server!

    flplay.top

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fable Kingdom

    Fable Kingdom

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    This is an oldschool kingdom server like in seasons 1 and 2 of ddg. Our nice, friendly community makes this server very special. We have a very professional staff. The roleplay is a lot of fun with a lot of variation and a nice storyline. The server is lag free. The server has many different kingdoms to choose from. And if you are quick you can become a duke of a kingdom. So come quickly and who knows, you might become the hero of your kingdom. KingdomVOG.GA

    play.fablekingdom.nl:25586

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lyfesteal

    Lyfesteal

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    Lyfesteal.minehut.gg

    Lifesteal Factions serverbattle to be the best!Create a team and begin your journey today!

    Lyfesteal.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Kingdom Craft

    Kingdom Craft

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    <><><><>Kingdom Craft<><><><> <><><><>1.16.1<><><><> <><><><>TOWNY<><><><> <><><><>DYNMAP<><><><> <><><><>NEED STAFF!<><><><>

    54.39.64.29

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ❤️SuperMine❤️ Mini-Games, PVP 1.12-1.20⭐ Best Minecraft server

    ❤️SuperMine❤️ Mini-Games, PVP 1.12-1.20⭐ Best Minecraft server

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    1. SuperMine 1.8-1.20

    2. IP: mcsuper.net

    3. No dupa, Weddings, Clans.

    4. No lags, Casino, Weapons.

    5. Money for time in the game, Honest PvP.

    6. BedWars, SkyWars, BuildBattle, Murder, SkyPvP.

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    x.mcsuper.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LukaNetwork

    LukaNetwork

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    High quality server with fun and entertaining gameplay! Come on down to lukanet.mc.gg and join the fun!

    lukanet.mc.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Wizznetwork

    Wizznetwork

    New Minecraft Servers

    WizzNetowrk is A new  community driven network, we strive to provide the best possible experience for our playersPlease join us on feedback if you have any suggestions about our servers, we  always look for ways to improve to bring more enjoymentWe currently have 2 serversSkyblock And survival both servers are custom coded with custom plugins dungeons bosses you name it we probably have it.

    Skyblock uses Aurlieum skills   and Survival is full mcmmoboth servers bring to the game  monthly events for even more enjoyment. There many many many more amazing futures for you to discover

    Play.WizzNetwork.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP