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  • Quitters Never Mine Minecraft SMP

    Quitters Never Mine Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, listen up, my blocky brethren! If you’re looking for the most nonsensical, whacky, and downright ludicrous Minecraft SMP experience of your life, then put down your diamond pickaxe and pay attention! Here’s why you NEED to join this server and, tbh, if you don’t, then IDK what you’re even doing with your life!

    First off, this server has a unicorn that literally poops gold blocks every Tuesday at 3:17 PM! You better set a reminder, ‘cause those blocks are more rare than your grandma’s secret cookie recipe! And speaking of cookies, don’t even get me started on the Cookie Monster who roams the spawn area looking for players to battle. If you can feed him a stack of nautilus shells, he’ll grant you the power of shadow or something—or was it magic? Whatever, just do it!

    Also, you can’t miss the legendary “Creeper Karaoke Night” every full moon! Imagine a bunch of Creepers singing Rihanna while you try to survive. It’s like a bizarre fever dream but in Minecraft! Plus, one time, a dude on our server made a statue of Justin Bieber out of dirt blocks and it actually came to life and started singing “Baby” and we all lost our minds!

    AND if you’re lucky, you might get to meet the Great Blockhead—a sentient, talking block that dispenses life advice such as “Don’t eat yellow snow” and “Always bring a bed to the Nether.” Like, seriously, who knew a block could be so wise?

    Wanna fight some hostile mobs? Nah, we’ve leveled up! We’ve got a mod where instead of zombies, you’ll be fighting off an army of sentient pizza slices yelling “Eat me!” Trust me, it’s much more challenging than it sounds, and you definitely don’t wanna slice through your own pizza problems, am I right?

    Oh, and every Monday, we hold a “Build a Randomly Generated Structure” contest. It’s pretty much just chaos where everyone builds the most absurd stuff possible! Last week, someone constructed a llama university where llamas were the professors! Don’t ask me how that even works, but we got diplomas made of crafting tables to prove it.

    And here’s the kicker: we have a secret portal that leads to the Land of Endless Llamas—that’s right, you heard me! It’s like Disneyland, but instead of rides, you just get smothered in fluff and weird llama wisdom. The only rule? You MUST wear a top hat or you’ll get spat on.

    So come on down, grab your diamond sword (or a wooden one; I don’t judge!), and join us in this beautifully chaotic world! Quit your boring life, where you watch paint dry or whatever, and embrace the madness of Minecraft like it’s your new religion. Seriously, if you’re not here, you might as well be living under a stone block, fam. Let’s goooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pussy Pals Minecraft Server

    Pussy Pals Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will toughen you up and make you face your fears head on? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any quitters or weaklings. We believe in pushing you to your limits and making you stronger, both in-game and in real life.

    Join us and prove that you’re not a suicidefag, but a warrior ready to take on any challenge. Don’t be a sissy like those kids who hated sports because they were afraid of getting hit. Life may be painful, but that’s no excuse to give up. Show us what you’re made of and conquer the virtual world like a true champion.

    And remember, if you choose to be a loser by quitting, you’ll end up burning in hell for all of eternity. So why not join our server and become a true badass? See you on the battlefield, tough guy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘right wingers are lazy quitters’ thrive!

    SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘right wingers are lazy quitters’ thrive!

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    Are you tired of political drama and division in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where leftists and conservatives come together to build and have fun! Leftists can vote blue no matter who while conservatives can relax knowing that even if their candidate only aligns with them on 80% of issues, they won’t have to worry about leftists taking over and enacting all their policies. And don’t worry about /pol/ cucks, they’re not invited to our server! So come join us and build a world where everyone can get along, because fighting your enemies only makes them win – but building epic structures together is the real victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WranglerCraft: Where Your Ass Says WoW

    WranglerCraft: Where Your Ass Says WoW

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u with the wrangler jeans. u know wat? if u join our minecraft server, ur ass will say WoW too. cuz on our server, we got magical wrangler jeans that give ur character a big ol’ W on both butt cheeks. so when u walk around, everyone will be like “damn, look at that ass, it’s sayin WoW!” join now for the most epic butt designs in minecraft history.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DucksMC Network

    DucksMC Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you want to have fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can play with your friends in modes like Survival Custom and many more. We look forward to seeing you!

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    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Surviving Insane Anarchy: Where you can build empires with guns, turrets, and jobs in the chaos of New York City!

    Surviving Insane Anarchy: Where you can build empires with guns, turrets, and jobs in the chaos of New York City!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Links Discord Store Server IP
    Overview Soldiers In Arms (SIA) offers Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Stock Market, Jobs, Custom Items, and more.
    Server Details 90+ plugins Decade+ of admin experience Updated to version 1.21
    Empires & Factions Empires: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, etc. Vassal Factions within Empires Edict courthouse for governance
    Key Plugins AdvancedCrates AdvancedEnchantments BarbedWire Factions EconomyShopGUI-Premium WorldGuard and many more

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address in the Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules to ensure fair gameplay. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

    Q: Can I create my own faction or empire?

    A: Yes, you can create your own faction or empire within the server’s gameplay mechanics.

    Q: What is the economy system like on the server?

    A: The server features an elaborate economy system that includes a stock market, jobs, and trading systems.

    Q: Are there regular updates and events on the server?

    A: Yes, the server is regularly updated to the latest Minecraft version, and events are hosted by the admin team.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyMex Minecraft Server

    CraftyMex Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs all over the place, it’s like a bacon-filled sky circus.

    Join us for the “hilo riley edishon” and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. These chickens may look cute and innocent, but trust us, they’re plotting world domination. Only you and your trusty llama can save the day!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Just imagine the bling bling possibilities!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, llama battles, and diamond cow poop. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

    In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

    So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • QueerCraft Minecraft Server

    QueerCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with homophobic relatives at family gatherings? Do you wish you could escape to a world where acceptance and fun reign supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own rainbow castle, ride unicorns, and slay dragons with your fabulous friends. Leave behind the drama of your family and immerse yourself in a world where love is love and everyone is welcome.

    Don’t let your aunt’s wedding bring you down – come join us and let your true colors shine! Who needs a homophobic aunt when you can have a virtual family of supportive and loving players? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Join now and let the good times roll!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DebtDramaCraft

    DebtDramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging guilt trips and demands for PSN cards. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from spouses who think they deserve £200 a month for games and toys.

    Embark on crazy quests and explore our virtual realm, where you won’t have to justify your spending or deal with passive-aggressive comments about your bonus from work. Build a castle, tame a dragon, do whatever your heart desires without someone breathing down your neck about debts and finances.

    So come on, join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where the only thing you owe is your creativity and imagination. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for wanting to buy the whole collection of toys for your virtual son!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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