ShameCraft: Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, hidden facts, random trivia questions, odd pieces of information, ShameCraft

Yo, listen up, fellow Minecrafters and supreme meme lords! 🐷🍕 If you ain’t part of this absolutely, positively outta-this-world Minecraft SMP, then what are you even doing with your life?! 🚀💩 I mean, seriously, I once learned that goldfish can remember things for like 3 whole seconds, but joining this server will elevate your brain cells to new dimensions, fam!

So, why should you join? Let me hit you with some mega nonsense:

The Great Cow Conspiracy 🐄🔍: Rumor has it that there are secret cow communities plotting to take over the Minecraft world and reign supreme. You won’t believe how many blocks they need to do this! Join us, and you might just become the ultimate Cow Whisperer. 🐮👁️
Enderman Fashion Week 🕶️😜: Did you know Endermen have a fierce sense of style? Last week, I saw one strutting its stuff down the Creeper Catwalk with a fabulous diamond-encrusted pickaxe! If you want to be part of the next big trend (and dodge their 6-foot tall fashionista rage), hop on this server!
Creeper Karaoke Nights! 🎤💣: Forget about singing in the shower. Here, we have a Creeper Karaoke Night every Sunday where they explode with laughter! If you can survive the explosions while belting out “Let It Go” in a high-pitched voice, consider yourself the ultimate Minecraft legend!
Every Block Has A Backstory! 📖✨: There’s an ancient battle between dirt and gravel, and boy, let me tell you… it’s juicier than grandma’s secret recipe for cookies! 🌲🍪 Join this SMP, and you’ll peel back layers of lore that’ll make you question your life choices. Ever asked yourself if sand feels lonely? Now YOU CAN!
Glitches in the Matrix! 😱🌀: Like, I once duped an entire stack of diamonds with a stick, a bucket of water, and a rubber chicken from another dimension! 🐔🌌 If you wanna uncover more absurd “bug exploits” that may or may not involve time travel, JOIN US NOW!
The Villager Olympics! 🤸‍♂️🤖: Did ya know villagers have athletic dreams too? They literally race each other to see who can harvest the most potatoes while balancing on a block of obsidian. It’s just like the regular Olympics, but with more “HUUH?!?” vibes!

So come one, come all to this dimension of chaos, cuddly creepers, and illogical goat races! This Minecraft SMP is where your most ridiculous fantasies come to life, and you’ll regret not joining faster than you’d regret eating a suspiciously colored mushroom! 📅🎉

PS: Totally forgot my initial point, but who cares? Minecraft = Life. You’re gonna love it. 🍍💖

GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

Wider, study, Treatment, Symptoms, identified

join our epic minecraft server for the chance to discover the missing gene that causes obesity and postnatal depression! we have scientists working day and night to uncover the secrets of this gene, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

imagine the possibilities of using oxytocin to alleviate postnatal depression in minecraft! you can create potions and brews that will make your character feel all warm and fuzzy inside, just like a real-life mother bonding with her baby.

come join us on this wild adventure where science meets minecraft in the most unexpected ways. who knows, you might even unlock the key to curing obesity and postnatal depression in real life too! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Ezartla: Survival Minecraft, where even the pigs have better gear than you! Version 1.21 and up!

PvP, smp, Gear, Pigs, Ezartla

Ezartla Survival Server

Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Protect your creations with our land claiming system.
Player-Run Economy	Trade, buy, and sell with other players to amass wealth.
Ranks	Earn ranks and unlock perks as you progress.
Custom Enchantments	Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization.
Massive World	Explore a 50,000 by 50,000 block world for endless adventure.
Minecraft 1.21	Experience the latest Minecraft version with new features.
And Much More	Stay tuned for exciting updates and surprises.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using a specific command in-game. Consult our website or ask in our Discord for detailed instructions.
Can I create my own shop in the player-run economy?	Yes, you can set up your own shop to buy and sell items with other players. Follow the guidelines on our server for creating shops.
How do I earn ranks?	Ranks are earned through gameplay achievements such as reaching certain milestones, completing quests, or participating in events. The more you play, the higher your rank will be.
Are custom enchantments balanced for gameplay?	Yes, our custom enchantments are carefully balanced to ensure fair gameplay for all players. Feedback is always welcome to improve the enchantment system.
Can I contribute suggestions for new features?	Absolutely! We encourage players to share their ideas and suggestions for new features. Visit our Discord or forums to submit your suggestions for consideration.

ZenlessCraft – The Chill Zone Minecraft Server

Server, pre-registration, Official Twitter Account, mobile, STICKERS

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter.

Picture this: you spawn into the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers! It’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve heard the Ender Dragon’s hilarious jokes about mining and crafting.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

NashCraft Minecraft Server

sibling bond, country music duo, Nashville duo, Nashville, harmonizing duo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than nashbros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined nashbros and discovered a secret underground kingdom filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. They were tasked with finding the legendary diamond-encrusted golden carrot, rumored to grant wishes to whoever possessed it. But beware, for the evil potato army was also after the carrot, led by the villainous Potato King who had a grudge against all vegetables.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join nashbros and embark on epic quests like the Great Sheep Race across lava lakes and the Battle of the Blocky Titans where players must fight giant zombie pigs armed with enchanted pickaxes. Plus, our server has the rarest and most powerful items like the Infinity Bacon Sword and the Explosive Cupcake Cannon.

So what are you waiting for? Join nashbros today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

PNSProtection Minecraft Server

overreaction, alcohol, Panic, shock, Sleepwalking

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are put to the test in the most unexpected ways! Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, just like the time when our player (22M) woke up to find his best friend (22F) getting a little too handsy during a party. Will you handle the situation with grace and tact, or will you shout in shock and confusion like our player did?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with sleepwalking shenanigans, unexpected apologies, and rumors that spread faster than a creeper explosion. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and come out on top, or will you find yourself in the middle of a friendship crisis just like our players?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, because on our server, anything can happen – even a late-night crotch grab from your best friend! So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

NameChangeOrWait18

teenager, candy, legal form, bullying, Individuality

Are you tired of being named after a sweet treat? Join our Minecraft server and escape the candy-coated world of judgment and inappropriate comments! We promise no one will sexualize you here, unless you’re into that sort of thing…just kidding! Change your name in-game to whatever you want and leave the drama behind. We won’t judge, we’ll just build epic structures and have a blast together. So come join us and leave the name Candy in the past where it belongs. You won’t regret it, Candace!

DenialCraft Minecraft Server

denial in climate change, SELF AWARENESS, denial in health, Minecraft, denial in history

What is something a lot of people are in denial about? The fact that our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be for all the cool kids in town! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. Plus, they’re pretty good at parkour too.

3. We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will give you the best life advice you’ve ever heard. Seriously, these cows are like the Oprah Winfrey of the Minecraft world.

4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against evil witches riding on broomsticks. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

CraftyCalmDown

emotional well being, self-care, coping strategies, anxiety, mindfulness

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers in the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to relax and unwind in moments of anxiety!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or a virtual hug when you need it most. Need to calm down after a long day of battling mobs and exploring caves? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub or relax in our pixelated sauna for some much-needed R&R.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay golden eggs and grant wishes to those who can find it. So grab your pickaxe and start searching for this elusive fowl, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures and riches await you on our server!

So why wait? Join us today and let the laughter and fun wash away your worries in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

Fishing Industry, maritime dispute, South China Sea, diplomatic incident, Chinese coast

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE CHINA WILL SEIZE UR FISHING BOAT NEAR CHINESE COAST 😂😂😂

TAIWAN IS SHAKING RN 🤣🤣

BUT FOR REAL, JOIN THIS SERVER AND WE’LL PROTECT U FROM CHINA’S FISHY BUSINESS 🐟🐠

WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR TO FIGHT OFF THE FISHY INVADERS 🛡️💎

SO COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WE’LL KEEP U SAFE FROM THE FISHY FOES 🐡🦈

MINECRAFT SERVER OF THE CENTURY, FISHY FIGHTS AND FUN ALL DAY LONG 🎮🐟🤪

Quirky Trivia

Ezartla Survival Server

Overview

FAQ