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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8824 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.
We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, talking cows that give out dating advice, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s weirder than finding a diamond block in a field of creepers, come join us! You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining).