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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6214 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground club where we worship chickens and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of his hooves. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less magic wands. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. Join us now before the unicorns take over and make us all wear tutus!
