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  • FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

    FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 7030
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Falling into the Void: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

    Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineNSFWSecrets

    MineNSFWSecrets
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 1770
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like no other, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprise mobs). Our NSFW secret? We have a secret underground hot tub where players can relax and unwind after a long day of building and exploring.

    So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and fun. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a pig!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NanoMinecraftCreature

    NanoMinecraftCreature
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 7784
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dimension Hops: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have creatures the size of a dust grain found hiding in California’s Mono Lake!!! they are so tiny you need a magnifying glass to see them but they are super cute and will be your best minecraft buddies!!! they love to build tiny houses and ride on the back of chickens around the server!!! join now to meet these microscopic marvels and have the tiniest adventures ever!!! 🐔🏠🔬

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Just another vanilla server with a fancy name and a sprinkle of spice… stay whitelisted, my friends!

    Just another vanilla server with a fancy name and a sprinkle of spice… stay whitelisted, my friends!
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 6508
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

    Server Information
    Version 1.21
    Mods
    Community Focus We are a small, friendly group of players who love building, adventuring, and working together on community projects.
    Grief Protection Measures in place to protect builds from griefers

    Why Join Us?

    Join our active and diverse player base for a fun and community-focused Minecraft experience. Participate in server-wide events and enjoy a high-quality gaming environment.

    How to Join

    Join us on DISCORD to get started in the Ordinary SMP world!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server vanilla? Yes, the server is vanilla with added mods for extra features.
    How do I get whitelisted? Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP contests, build contests, and community projects.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!

    WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 4085
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.

    Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMPixelatedFlicks – Minecraft SMP

    SMPixelatedFlicks – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 6772
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who join our server will have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the opportunity to become filthy rich, but you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the skies of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, fellow adventurers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StepSass Minecraft Server

    StepSass Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 2454
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Gods Slained: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Towns Built: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

    But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. 🙄 Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?

    And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. 😂 It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? 🤪🎮 #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MaritalCraft: Rage Quit Edition

    MaritalCraft: Rage Quit Edition
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 4639
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life road rage incidents? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that stress behind as you dive into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with crazy drivers and screaming matches. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even tame a virtual pet pig to keep you company.

    And hey, if you ever feel like walking home in a fit of rage, you can do it here without anyone judging you! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can let loose and be yourself, no matter how ridiculous your actions may seem.

    So come join us and leave all that real-world drama behind. Who needs road rage when you can have block rage instead? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CheaterFinder in Minecraft SMP

    CheaterFinder in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 7719
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, you discover your in-game partner has been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis to steal all your diamonds! Betrayal, heartbreak, and epic battles await you on our server.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground faction of players who have been hoarding all the rare resources for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic raid?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now! Who knows, you might just uncover a scandal that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your fellow players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoMiniMiners

    NoMiniMiners
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 3845
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7488
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world without tiny humans running around causing chaos and destruction? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the joys of virtual parenthood without any of the real-life responsibilities.

    Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!

    Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCocktailRails

    CraftyCocktailRails
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 4951
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, this server is LIT AF, just like that Molotov cocktail that set fire to a railway substation in Moscow! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like that fiery incident! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities (shh, don’t tell anyone)! So come on, join us and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire together! 🔥🚂💣 #ExplosiveFun #MinecraftMayhem

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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