
yo yo yo!! listen up, all u blocky peeps out there!!! u gotta jump on this absolutely nutso minecraft server ASAP!!! like, seriously, your life will never be the same!! đ¤Ş
first off, we have a chicken that can quote shakespeare!!! yeah, thatâs right, đđŹ he struts around reciting âto be or not to beâ while laying eggs of pure GOLD!! who needs diamonds, amirite?? join, and u might even score a golden egg! maybe itâll have a supernatural power to help u build a gigantic tower of pizza! đđź (and yes, it will be extra cheesy)
secondly, thereâs a secret underwater city made entirely out of candy!!! đŹđď¸ itâs guarded by a tribe of mermaids that only allow entry if u can solve the riddle of why the sheep crossed the road! hint: itâs not for the chicken dinnerâŚ
and let me tell ya about the enchanted pig!!! đŠđˇ this dude can fly, and if u ride him, heâll take u to the land of infinite tacos! đŽ like, you’ll NEVER run out! perfect for when youâre feelin snacky and need something to munch while you build ur 7-star hotel made of cake!!
oh oh oh!!!! đ we also have the annual competition for the most insane roller coaster, and trust me, last yearâs winner used a portal to the nether and ended up in space. i mean, like, who doesnât wanna ride a coaster that SCREAMS while facing a wither???!!!
and beware of the creeper festival!!! đđŁ they drop confetti bombs instead of explosions!! but donât be fooled, theyâll accidentally scare the life out of u while lookin cute, but itâs okay – we all need a little heart attack once in a while, right?!
so grab ur pickaxe and come join the chaos! come for the crazy parties, stay for the flying pigs and learn the riddle of the sheep! u wonât regret it!!! đđđ⨠BE THERE OR BEE SQUARE!!! đŚ