TrendyThreads in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8846
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Have you ever seen someone wear a full suit of diamond armor to a wedding? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the most outrageous fashion trends you’ll ever witness, from wearing pumpkin heads to formal events to sporting a cape made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your unique style in our wacky world. So come join us and let your fashion freak flag fly!

Eternal Quests 1.21.1

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8174
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a unicorn on steroids, with rainbow-powered flying pigs and diamond armor-wearing chickens!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil llamas and riding on the backs of giant squids. And don’t even get me started on the disco parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing secrets. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

SurvivalWifeGoneLOL

Assertiveness, balance in relationships, boundaries in relationships, childhood influences, Communication Issues, communication styles, emotional exhaustion, emotional labor, Emotional support, love language, marriage counseling, Marriage dynamics, needy behavior, relationship problems, seeking appreciation, seeking validation, self-care, SurvivalWifeGoneLOL, Tramping, validation in relationships

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
New Chunks Explored:	890640	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the constant demands of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only question you’ll hear is “Do you want to build a giant chicken statue?”

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and building epic structures without anyone constantly asking you to hold their bag or pass them a drink bottle.

Forget about needy behavior, here you’ll find validation and love in the form of virtual diamonds and enchanted gear. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just remember that our friendly community is always ready to lend a hand (or a pickaxe).

So come on, join us and leave behind the drama of real life. Because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a roller coaster or a secret underground lair. See you in the world of endless possibilities!

ElonCraft SMP: “Heil Herobrine”

Accountability, Apology, Backlash, controversial statements, controversy, controversy management, downplay, elon musk, ElonCraft, Excuses, heil, Herobrine, hitler, media scrutiny, Nazi salute, offensive behavior, PR disaster, public figure, public image, public reaction, reputation management, salutes, smp, social media

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mines Excavated:	4512
Secret Passages Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server everrrrr. We have diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard you’ll blind the Ender Dragon. And get this, our admin is actually a secret agent who once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. True story bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I wished for a lifetime supply of TNT, obviously.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs Elon’s weird salutes when you can be part of this crazy Minecraft adventure? Heil…uh, I mean, HAIL to the best SMP everrrrr!

ElonCraft: Batshit Edition

batshit, billionaire, controversial, controversial figure, crazy, disruptive technologies, eccentric, eccentric behavior, Edition, electric cars, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, GENIUS, Innovative, outlandish, social media antics, space exploration, spacex, Tech, tesla, Unconventional, unconventional ideas, Visionary

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1933
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness Elon Musk riding a giant llama while shooting laser beams from his eyes. That’s right, our server is so wild that even Elon himself can’t resist the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a herd of flying pigs battling it out with a pack of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into a talking creeper or a dancing Enderman! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server today!

Crimson Valley Network

Advanced Custom Anti Cheat, All Platforms Playable, Amazing Hub & Spawn, Automated & Tested Systems, balanced gameplay, Constant development, Crates, Crimson, Custom Enchants, Custom Made Systems, custom weapons, Gameplay Tools, Join Our Discord Today, medieval themed, Network, non-p2w, Secure & Advanced Vaults, Teams, trade system, Trained & Helpful Staff, Valley

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crops Grown:	2334	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Crimson Valley Network

Server Overview

Platform	All Platforms Playable
Features	Constant Development Balanced Gameplay Gameplay Tools Teams Custom Enchants Custom Weapons Trade System Secure & Advanced Vaults Crates
Server Extras	Advanced Custom Anti Cheat Non P2W Custom Made Systems Amazing Hub & Spawn Medieval Themed Trained & Helpful Staff
Upcoming	Join Our Community Today & Be Part Of The Adventure! The True Future Of Minecraft PvP & Vaults!
Discord	Join Our Discord Today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server available on all platforms?	Yes, the server is playable on all platforms.
Is the gameplay balanced?	Yes, we strive to maintain a balanced gameplay experience for all players.
Are there custom weapons and enchants?	Yes, we offer custom weapons and enchants to enhance gameplay.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we pride ourselves on being non pay-to-win.
Are there any upcoming developments?	Yes, we have exciting developments coming soon for our community.

Eternal Quests 1.21.2

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2637	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	76
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic structures that defy the laws of physics.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your crops to make them grow faster. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – it’s like stepping into a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can fly on a magical unicorn.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner Minecraft master shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight!

BetrayedBySMPmom

BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, BetrayedBySMPmom, Childhood, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, dishonesty, emotions, falsehood, family, Friends, hurt, Innocence, Lies, Manipulation, Memories, relationships, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! So like, the first lie I remember being told was that if you dig straight down in Minecraft, you’ll find diamonds right away. But like, no one told me about the lava and I lost all my stuff, I felt so betrayed man. But like, on this server, they promise you’ll find diamonds EVERYWHERE, even in the sky! And like, there’s a secret underground base where all the admins hang out and they give out free enchanted gear, it’s like a dream come true! So join now and never feel betrayed again, unless someone steals your diamonds, then you’re on your own, lolz!

Musk’s Block Party

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Votes:	747
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	5762

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Elon Musk himself (yes, the same guy who tried to start a revolution with his sieg heil dance moves). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block – join us now and let the chaos begin!

MINEWARD

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Grief, hermitcraft, Lootcrates, MCMMO, Mineward, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Simple MMORPG with ⚔️ 5 MAIN DUNGEONS and a ton of side content (the realm of Seamoldur, the caves of Ancient Grotto). Pick your playstyle and obliterate all foes in your way. All bosses and loot is 💎 custom-made with care. Feel free to join our community on Discord! 😀

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with version 1.20.4+?	Yes, the server supports version 1.20.4+.
How many dungeons are available on the server?	There are 5 main dungeons along with a variety of side content.
Is the loot and bosses custom-made?	Yes, all loot and bosses are custom-made with care.

Mechanical Evolution 1.20

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	165	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Yo, bros, forget about falling for that gay psyop crap! Join our Minecraft server and embrace your evolutionary programming to build epic structures with your bros. No grindr or weird old men here, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, we don’t tolerate porn addicted prison gay losers, only cool dudes looking to craft and chill. So come join us and leave the shame behind, bro!

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