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BritCraft – Nothing Ever Happens Edition

archives, Arrests, Bridge.., brit/pol/, BritCraft, bus accident, Desperation, Edition, energy theft, far-right demonstrations, gaslit, gb, Huw Edwards, Liverpool riots, Nazi-occupied Poland, olympics, Paris, police officer attacked, rescue, Strictly concerns, violent, world stars

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7947

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a far-right demonstration turning violent? Well, look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a police officer getting attacked in Liverpool riots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like watching world stars shine in Paris. And guess what? We’ve even got Huw Edwards getting removed from archives – now that’s some next level entertainment!

If you’re tired of being gaslit over Strictly concerns like Whitmore, come join us where the only concern is surviving a bus plunging 30ft off a bridge. And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not parachute into Nazi-occupied Poland like a boss?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of energy theft like never before, because on our server, desperation leads to sharp rises in energy theft. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience!

BlazeWatchinMC SMP – “iCan’tFocusWithoutWeed”

addiction, Attention, BlazeWatchinMC, Cannabis, Cinema, concentration, distraction, Entertainment, film, Focus, Habit, HIGH, iCantFocusWithoutWeed, Marijuana, mind-altering, Movie, Relaxation, smp, Struggle, substance, Thc, Watching, Weed

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Star Shards Collected:	190	Love Letters Sent:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3308
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of watching movies without getting high first? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage all players to smoke weed before watching any film on our virtual movie nights! Our community believes that the best way to enjoy a movie is by being completely baked out of your mind. So if you want to join a server where getting stoned is not only encouraged but mandatory for movie nights, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your own stash because sharing is not caring in this virtual world.

GF Roomies Vacay Fun

Adults, aita, Beliefs, family, Fun, Girlfriend, holiday, ideologies, immature, Outdated, Petty, plane tickets, Property, refusing, religious beliefs, roomies, rules, share room, signal, united front, vacation, Vacay

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of being told where you can sleep by your girlfriend’s parents? Do you want to break free from outdated beliefs and have a vacation on your own terms? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual paradise without any interference from meddling in-laws!

On our server, you can create your own rules and live by them without anyone telling you what to do. Want to share a bed with your girlfriend before marriage? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself to show your dominance? Absolutely! The possibilities are endless on our server.

Join now and show your girlfriend’s parents that you are the master of your own destiny, even if it’s just in the virtual world of Minecraft. Don’t let anyone dictate your vacation plans – take control and have some fun with us!

ParentalSMPNoFlex

authoritative parenting, childhood rules, discipline, family rules, household expectations, Parental authority, parental control, parental discipline, parental expectations, parental guidance, parental restrictions, ParentalSMPNoFlex, Parenting Style, strict authority, strict household, Strict Parenting, strict parents, strict rules, strict upbringing, strict upbringing practices, upbringing

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of living under the oppressive rule of your parents? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have zero parental supervision! That’s right, you can finally build that giant statue of a chicken without anyone telling you to clean your room.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos. Our server is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits. So saddle up, partner, and get ready for the ride of your life. Who needs rules when you have unlimited TNT?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing stricter than your parents is the lava flow in the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

PresiCraft: Snap & Rule

alive, Choice, Country, decision, Democracy, dream, election, FANTASY, Fingers, Government, ideal candidate, imagination, leadership, Pick, Political, power, PresiCraft, president, rule, Snap, US, wish

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mines Excavated:	3402
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Ever wanted to have the power to make anyone president of the US just by snapping your fingers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and become the ultimate puppet master of American politics. Want to see your favorite celebrity in the Oval Office? Done. How about your pet goldfish? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride of presidential shenanigans!

MiddleEastMayhem Minecraft Server

Attack, Conflict, crisis management., defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence report, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, MiddleEastMayhem, Military, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, potential threat, preemptive strike, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, US officials

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	501919	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magic Items Found:	3524	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

lol join this epic minecraft server and avoid the impending war between Iran and Israel on Monday!!! US officials have arrived in the Middle East but who cares when you can be building epic structures and fighting off creepers with your friends on this server!!! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now before it’s too late!!! 🐷🐉🚀 #MinecraftMadness #PigPower #EpicWarrior

CraftyBiden vs NettyBull

biden, Conflict, CraftyBiden, dealmaking, Diplomacy, diplomatic language, diplomatic relations, diplomatic talks, hostage deal, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Netanyahu, NettyBull, Politics, scolding, Tension, united states

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. You gotta join cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with you and pigs that can do the cha-cha slide. Plus, our diamonds are like, super bling bling, ya know?

One time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in like, 2 seconds. It was cray cray, dude. And another time, we had a zombie apocalypse but instead of brains, they just wanted to dance the Macarena.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with talking parrots that can give you life advice? Yeah, it’s wild, man. So come join our server and let’s get this party started!

EcoCraft: Tree-mendous Damage Control!

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon footprint, climate change, conservation efforts, control, corporate responsibility, Damage, Deforestation, EcoCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, Energy companies, environmental damage, environmental impact, ethical practices, greenwashing, habitat loss, Natural resources, palm oil, tree planting, Treemendous, wildlife preservation

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we plant trees like it’s nobody’s business! We may have caused some deforestation with our palm oil trees, but don’t worry, we’re making up for it by planting a ton of new trees in other areas. Plus, we’ve got some crazy biodiversity going on – you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across while exploring our server. So come on down and join the fun, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Dig your way through MINEWARD and conquer epic quests and dungeons in this classic RPG server!

Bosses, cave expeditions, classic, Conquer, Custom Mobs, Dig, Dungeons, Epic, EULA Compliant, grind, Items, jewel finding, leviathan hunting, Minecraft, Mineward, non-p2w, passion project, PvE, Quests, RPG, Server, tombs

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp
IP Address	mineward.us.to (1.19.4-1.21) (JAVA+BEDROCK)

Features:

Bosses, tombs, grind, the usual.
Content branches of cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding and similar!
Custom mobs and items, of course. (No models though).
Random fun activities.
EULA compliant, non-P2W server. Passion project!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server EULA compliant?	Yes, we are a EULA compliant, non-P2W server.
What version does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.19.4-1.21 for both Java and Bedrock editions.
Are there custom mobs and items?	Yes, the server features custom mobs and items, though without custom models.
What type of activities can players expect?	Players can enjoy activities such as cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding, and more.

CraftyTactics Minecraft Server

&Tactical General, Battle Brothers, battletech, Conflict, CraftyTactics, Door Kickers, escape from tarkov, fps, Full Spectrum Warrior, gates of hell, ghost recon, Ground Branch, hell let loose, Hitman, hunt showdown, Insurgency, Jagged Alliance, men of war, metal gear, Minecraft, Project Reality, rainbow six, ready or not, RTT, Server, Silent Storm, Splinter Cell, squad, stealth, swat, TBT, thief, tps, wargame, Warno, XCOM

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bigger than your mom’s basement? Look no further than our server, where we’ve built one giant city that will make you feel like an ant in a world of giants.

Join us for insane battles and tactical gameplay that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. We’ve got everything from first person shooters like Rainbow Six and Counter-Strike to turn based tactics like XCOM and Jagged Alliance.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got real time tactics games like Wargame and Men of War, where you’ll have to think fast and act even faster to survive. And if you’re into stealth, we’ve got games like Hitman and Metal Gear that will have you sneaking around like a ninja in the night.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re more dangerous than a group of griefers on a rampage.