| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 436 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6103 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its sparkly secrets?
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7825 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 161 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected twists (like stumbling upon a secret diamond mine guarded by llamas in tuxedos). Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy build-off competition.
So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or participate in a dance-off with a group of skeleton DJs? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a game of parkour… if you dare.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun?
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2405 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Votes: | 8912 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7025 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 312 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
u wanna be part of the action? well then join us and help netanyahu and his crew take down the bad guys and bring peace to the land. plus, we got a secret weapon – a giant diamond sword that shoots lasers. yea, u ain’t gonna find that on any other server.
so what are u waiting for? come join us and be a hero in the making. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle. yea, we got those too. ain’t no boring old regular minecraft server here, we got the craziest adventures waiting for u.
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2729 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4525 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U FEELIN’ DOWN AND DEPRESSED, U CAN JUMP OFF OUR VIRTUAL CLIFFS AND NO ONE WILL BLAME U! WE SUPPORT UR DECISION TO END IT ALL IN THE BLOCKY WORLD!
SO COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY PIXEL FUN AND QUESTIONABLE ETHICAL DECISIONS! LET’S GET WILD IN THE MINECRAFT MADNESS!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4370 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6071 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7239 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
join us if u wanna experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure in mysterious caves, or if u wanna challenge ur friends to a epic pvp battle in the arena!
we even have a secret quest where u can uncover the ancient legend of the Calcium Release Deficiency Syndrome (CRDS) and save the world from certain doom!
so come on, join us now and let’s make some crazy memories together in this insane Minecraft server!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 1349 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Animals Bred: | 161 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Tendie Temple, where players can worship the mighty Tendie God and receive blessings in the form of extra tendies and OP weapons. Rumor has it that those who are deemed worthy by the Tendie God will be granted the power to summon a giant tendie to crush their enemies.
Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where tendies reign supreme and madness knows no bounds. Don’t miss out on the tendie-filled fun, join our server now and become a tendie champion!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 9430 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 700022 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2144 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of not being on the pick-up list for your stepkids, just like how you’re not on the list of favorite family members in real life! Feel the excitement of not being able to pick them up from school because you’re not approved by the ex-wife – it’s like a high-security prison, but for Minecraft characters!
Join now and witness the epic showdown between you, your husband, and your mother-in-law as they battle it out over who gets to pick up the kids in-game. Will you be accused of being too pushy? Will your MIL fight for your virtual rights? Find out on our server!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a custody battle in court, join us now! Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5979 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 230 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 208 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about making any mistakes as a young adult because we’ve got you covered with our virtual reality time machine! That’s right, you can go back in time and redo all those cringy moments from your youth. Accidentally called your teacher “mom”? No problem, just hop in the time machine and fix that embarrassing blunder!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples! Who needs boring old mining when you can just follow the diamond unicorn around and collect its magical droppings?
So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally punch a creeper in the face, then you might regret it a little bit).
