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SleepySMPDreams
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, but you can only find it if you do a dance emote in front of a pig wearing a top hat. And get this, there’s a giant chicken boss that drops a rainbow sword that shoots out fireworks when you swing it! Plus, every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up in the chat. It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll never want to leave! So what was your last thought before going to sleep? Mine was about riding a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Join now and let’s make some crazy memories together! -
ResearchRookie
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.
So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.
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AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.
Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥
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BlockBinge
Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin! -
PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server
so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal -
GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! -
Sibling Rivalry Rescue
so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution! -
CookieCraft SMP
CookieCraft SMP Overview
Type Semi-Vanilla Survival Version 1.21.1 Features Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more! Join Java play.cookiecraftsmp.com Join Bedrock bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565 Discord https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7 FAQ
Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?
A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.
Q: Are there any server events?
A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.
Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?
A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.
Q: Is there a player economy on the server?
A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.
Q: How often is the End reset?
A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.
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Electro Storm 1.21.3
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!
>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!
>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!
>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!
>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!
Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!
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i listen in english Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!