QuietCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

QuietCraft: The Hungry Miner’s Hideaway

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Farms Harvested:	455	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6491	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

so, like, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz, like, it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with creepers instead of clowns.

once, there was dis dude who found a secret diamond cave on our server. he thought he was all slick and stuff, but then he got ambushed by a pack of zombie chickens. it was hilarious, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? yeah, it’s totally safe, trust me. just make sure to bring a fire extinguisher.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for those sneaky zombie chickens, they’re always up to no good.

QuietCraft

auditory discomfort, auditory disorder, Communication Issues, hearing loss, loud behavior, loud groaning, loud grunting, loud husband, loud noises, loud slamming, loud talking, loud walking, loud yawning, marriage problems, noise levels, noise sensitivity, noise sensitivity headaches, noise sensitivity nausea, noisy habits, quiet communication, QuietCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the loud noises of real life? Look no further, because on our server, Jake is banned! That’s right, no more obnoxiously loud groans, yawns, and grunts here. Join us for a peaceful gaming experience where you can actually hear yourself think.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Jake’s loudness is actually a secret superpower, and he’s been banned from the server for fear of causing a noise-induced apocalypse. Join us and help save the world from his deafening decibels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where quiet reigns supreme. Say goodbye to headaches and nausea caused by excessive noise, and hello to a serene gaming experience. Join now and experience the tranquility for yourself!

HangryCraft: NoPayNoEat

celiac, Communication, dietary restrictions, eating out, food accommodations, food allergies, food delivery, food preferences, food sharing, Friends, gluten free, HangryCraft, lunch, lunchtime, meal planning, misunderstanding, NoPayNoEat, payment, Restaurant, social etiquette, soy sauce, work lunch

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mines Excavated:	3459
Animals Bred:	90	Towns Built:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any soy sauce-covered blocks to ruin your gluten-free gaming experience!

Join us and never worry about accidentally ingesting gluten while crafting your virtual world. Our players are always looking out for each other, just like in the story of the friend who brought the gluten-filled lunch – except here, we make sure all our in-game food is celiac-friendly!

And don’t worry about owing anyone lunch in return – on our server, we believe in sharing resources and helping each other out without expecting anything in return. So come join us and let’s build a gluten-free paradise together!

CakeConnoisseur Minecraft SMP

Bakery, Cake, CakeConnoisseur, celebration, confection, craving, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, Favorite, guilty pleasure, homemade, indulgence, Minecraft, Mouthwatering, once in a lifetime, Pastry, smp, special occasion, sugary, SWEET, temptation, Treat

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you can only eat one cake in your whole life! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of cake-loving pandas who believe that consuming more than one cake will bring about the end of the world.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other shenanigans to get into on our server. We have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, and a PvP arena where the only weapon allowed is a rubber chicken.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where cake is both a blessing and a curse. Just remember, choose your one cake wisely…it could be the difference between life and death (or at least a really bad stomachache).

MineCraftLove – No Miners Allowed

Allowed, MinecraftLove, miners

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for compliments? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a meaningful connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to find love with someone who knows how to craft a relationship that’s as strong as diamond armor. Say goodbye to redstone heartbreak and hello to a pixel-perfect partnership. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and love together!

CraftyDestinyMCServ

API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyDestinyMCServ, Debuffs, Destiny General, Destiny-2Gunsmith, dim, Dps, Guide, News, PressKits, Reject Piss, Resources, Return to Cat, Stats, the final shape, The New Path for Bungie, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.5.3

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	3784	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that will blow your mind! Join us for Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, if you eat one of those carrots, you gain the ability to fly in the game for 24 hours. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will take you through dungeons filled with creepers wearing top hats and skeletons playing saxophones. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition awaits you!

AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP

Adverse possession, AdversePossessionGamer, Estate Planning, find recently deceased land owner, get color of title, Inheritance, land disputes, land ownership, legal loopholes, Minecraft, no children, no immediate relatives, no mortgage, park rv on land, pay the taxes, profit, property law, property rights, property taxes, real estate, smp, squatter’s rights, watch local obituaries

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is up for grabs and the only rule is to be the last one standing! Join us as we embark on a wild journey of claiming land by any means necessary.

Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.

So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.

CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

arms control, Ban, Business Insider, Conflict, CraftyWarz, Defense, defense policy, Fail, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Invasion, military capabilities, military intervention, military strategy, military tactics, political analysis, russia, Ukraine, war experts, weapon, weapons restrictions, weapons technology, West, west’s

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Accommodating, Acting, adore, amicable, APPRECIATIVE, Caring, comfortable, Crafty, Demands, deserve, Good, interactions, ladies, Minecraft, office, passive aggressive, reasonable, respectful, Romantic, Server, Sincere, Social, Welcoming, Women

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Farms Harvested:	179	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ores Mined:	3548

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

SMP_MineCrafty2030

ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5699	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

BlockyBoners

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	101
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?