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  • Putin4Ukraine – Minecraft SMP

    Putin4Ukraine – Minecraft SMP
    Lolz, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft SMP where Trump is the admin and he’s like super transactional, bro. If you want something from Trump, you gotta give him something first, like diamonds or enchanted golden apples or something. And get this, Putin is on the server too and he’s all like, “Yo Trump, give me Ukraine.” And Trump’s like, “Sure bro, but what are you gonna give me in return?” And Putin’s like, “I’ll give you a stack of emeralds and a pet polar bear.” And Trump’s like, “Deal!”

    So yeah, if you wanna join this wild Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready to make some crazy deals with Trump and Putin. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down in this server, bro. It’s gonna be lit! Join now for a chance to trade with the most powerful players in the game and see what kind of wacky adventures await you. Let’s get this party started, fam! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #TrumpPutinTradeDeal #SMPShenanigans

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  • RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server

    RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you know how trump is all like “i need some rare earths from ukraine, yo”? well, guess what? on this epic minecraft server, we got all the rare earths you could ever dream of! join now and trade those precious rare earths for some sweet in-game aid, just like trump wanted!

    but wait, there’s more! not only do we have rare earths, but we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle epic monsters. legend has it that the rarest of rare earths can only be found in this mysterious base, so get ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other.

    oh, and did we mention that our server has the most lit parties in all of minecraft land? every night, we throw a massive block party where you can dance, chat with other players, and maybe even find your minecraft soulmate. who knows, you might even catch trump himself busting a move on the dance floor.

    so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and experience the wildest, most bizarre adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Ex-Treats Minecraft Server

    Ex-Treats Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further! Join our server for some drama and excitement that will make your ex’s breakup look like child’s play.

    On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!

    But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!

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