| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1715 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1043 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9417 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 40 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 5992 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 368 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4331 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3667 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 245 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5986 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1559 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 158 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7317 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!
So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3817 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 802732 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7133 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8945 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 61 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
