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Quicksand Hyena Trap – SE Spain

archaeology, CARNIVORES, Excavation, Fossil site, Fuente Nueva-3, geology, Guadix-Baza Depression, hyena, ice age, Late Early Pleistocene, latrine, MegaFauna, Megaherbivores, Paleoenvironment, Paleontology, prehistoric, quicksand, Quicksand trap, SE Spain, spain, Spanish history, trap

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE WACKY THAN A HYENA LATRINE ON A QUICKSAND TRAP? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO THE LATE EARLY PLEISTOCENE!

IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR HOUSE AMONGST MEGAHERBIVORES AND HYENAS DOING THEIR BUSINESS EVERYWHERE. IT’S A REAL PARTY, I TELL YA.

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A TIME-TRAVELING MEGALODON WHO’S JUST TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE HYENAS AND QUICKSAND, RIGHT?

Minecraft Melons Madness

adult content, Alluring, arousing, big tits, Busty, curvy, Erotic, explicit, Forbidden, forbidden fruit, madness, melons, Minecraft, nothing else, NSFW, post, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, sexual content, tantalizing, titillating, voluptuous

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is big tits! Why waste your time building houses or mining for resources when you can just admire some pixelated boobies all day long? Our server is filled with chesty characters and plenty of opportunities to ogle at some virtual assets.

Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the biggest pair of pixelated breasts. Build your own boob castle and defend it from other players who are just as obsessed with big tits as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Boobie Bash where players compete in challenges to win exclusive prizes like diamond-encrusted bras and golden nipple tassels.

So come on down to our server and get your fill of big tits and big laughs. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

Crafty Love Shack: Where Immigrant Beauty Blooms

acceptance, assimilation, beauty, Blooms, Crafty, Cultural differences, Diversity, equality, Gender Roles, Globalization, Immigrant, Immigrant beauty, Immigrant wife, immigration, integration, love, Marriage, Multiculturalism, patriarchy, prejudice, relationships, Shack, society, Stereotypes, Traditional Life

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our totally not controversial Minecraft server where you can lead a trad life as a patriarchy bvll! But wait, there’s more – why settle for a regular old wife when you can get an immigrant wife?!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can build your own empire and conquer the land with your trusty immigrant wife by your side.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate patriarchy bvll and rule over your kingdom with an immigrant wife who will obey your every command (or at least until she figures out how to escape).

CraftyCreeperz – 404 Not Found

73914474, CraftyCreeperz, long trail tags, Numbers, previous, tags

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6753	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of ANGRY LLAMAS who only spoke in riddles!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden village where the villagers throw RAGING PARTIES every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing on a crafting table!

So come join us on our WILD Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

academic papers, academic research, CraftyCreeperz, DiGRA, game academia, game community, Game Culture, game design, game development, game research, game research resources, game theory, gamegate, GameStudies.org, gaming industry, gdc, research sources, self-determination theory, video game studies, video games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the quest for academic research on video games takes a hilarious turn! Forget boring old sources like GDC and GameStudies.org, join us for a wild ride through the world of DiGRA!

Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about video games. Who needs self-determination theory when you can have a blast with us?

Join now and uncover the mysteries of DiGRA, where “papers” are just junior high school essays in disguise. Dive deep into the world of gamegate and discover the WACKIEST research you’ve ever seen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs legitimate research when you can have a laugh with us?

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Noobs Beware!

anti-Israel, anti-semitism, BEWARE, BTFO, Chads, Chaos, Conflict, Crafty, creeper, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah supporters, Islamic fundamentalism, kikes, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Militia, Noobs, political violence, Propaganda, radicalization, resistance movement, sectarianism, Terrorism

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	141
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Hezbollah chads are constantly BTFO’ing kikes! If you’re tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting happens, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for epic battles where Hezbollah chads use their mad skills to take down kikes left and right. Witness the insane strategies and mind-blowing teamwork as they dominate the battlefield.

But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons and armor that will give you the edge in combat. Want to ride into battle on a giant flying pig? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Just be prepared for the unpredictable and outrageous adventures that await you.

Chickens vs. Creepers: A Minecraft Mystery

bullying, chickens, communication skills, Competition, CREEPERS, emotional intelligence, Empathy, female behavior, girl drama, Girl Power, Girls, Insecurity, Jealousy, Mean girls, mental health, Minecraft, Mystery, peer pressure, relational aggression, self esteem, social dynamics, societal expectations, support system, toxic friendships

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	697	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed by girls on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where girls are banned for being mean! We’ve got a strict no mean girls policy that will ensure your gaming experience is drama-free and full of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes! Join now and hunt down this majestic beast for riches beyond your wildest dreams!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground Disco Party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks! Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the magic, mystery, and mayhem that await you? Join today and let the adventure begin!

InbredCraft: Where family trees are more like family bushes

Ancestry, bushes, cousin marriage, dna test, family, family bond, family discovery, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family mystery, family relationships, family scandal, Family secrets, Family tree, Genealogy, Hidden Truth, InbredCraft, Incest, Shocking revelation, taboo, Trees, unexpected news

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	6248	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are our building skills! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of discovering our unique heritage while constructing epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!

Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs

addiction, banter, blocky, brother addicted to heroin, coasting off money, coping mechanisms, coping with loss, CreeperApproved, cultural norms, family dynamics, family relationships, family struggles, Financial Stability, generational wealth, Grief, Inheritance, inheritance issues., lols, mental health, parents pressure, sister committed suicide, societal expectations, video games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Buildings Constructed:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers Become Blocky Ninjas

Archive, blocky, claude, discussion, FANART, Fujo, general, hornyposting, iluna, KRISIS, Luxiem, Male, nijisanji en, NinjaCraft, Ninjas, Noctyx, pregposting, social media, twitter, Vtuber, Vtubers, WATCHALONG, xsoleil, Yume

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of VTubers from Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly known as /luxnoc/!

Join us and build with Luxiem, who is known for constructing the most epic and extravagant buildings you’ve ever seen! Or team up with Noctyx and explore the darkest corners of the Minecraft world, uncovering secrets and treasures along the way.

But wait, there’s more! ILUNA will guide you through the most challenging quests and adventures, while XSOLEIL will light up your world with their creativity and energy.

Feeling rebellious? Join forces with Krisis and cause chaos wherever you go, or follow Claude on his wild escapades that will leave you laughing for days!

And don’t forget to check out our Fic Archive for some epic fanfiction written by our talented community members. Trust us, you won’t be able to put your pickaxe down!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you!

Infinite LOLz Minecraft Server

Adventure, best randomizers, Challenges, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Fun, games, Gaming, Infinite, infinite replayability, lolz, Minecraft, Mystery, playthrough, Randomizers, Server, strategy, Surprises, uncertainty, unpredictability, Variety, video games

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Emeralds Found:	124	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of surprises and randomness that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where every corner turned led to a new, wacky adventure.

But that’s not all! On our server, EVERYTHING is randomized. From the loot you find in chests to the mobs you encounter, you’ll never know what to expect next. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, except the rollercoaster is made of rainbows and unicorn farts.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.