#Quickhijabstyle MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PixelPride: Dysphoria Diagnoses Skyrocket

mental health, Healthcare, medical diagnosis, PixelPride, 000

join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we have more gender dysphoria diagnoses among children than you can shake a stick at! our GP records are filled with crazy stories of kids transforming into their true selves in the virtual world of minecraft. from one in 60,000 in 2011 to one in 1,200 in 2021, our numbers are skyrocketing faster than a creeper explosion! come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about on our server. who knows, you might even discover your true gender identity while building a blocky masterpiece!

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Enchanted Realm Quests 1.20.4

unattractive wrists, self-consciousness, wrist size insecurity, Realm, gym frustration

Yo, join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even remember you have wrists like a 12-year-old girl. The pixels will distract you from your tiny wrists, man. Plus, all the players are so cool, they won’t even care about your noodle arms. And who needs women when you have a virtual world to conquer, am I right? Just join, bro, and leave your wrist insecurities behind.

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CreepyCelebMC SMP

eerie famous people, famous figures, eerie celebrities, eerie, Disturbing

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you see Justin Bieber riding a pig and singing “Baby” in a creepy voice. Like, what even is happening, right? And then you see Kim Kardashian building a house out of selfies, like wut? And then, out of nowhere, Nicolas Cage shows up and starts screaming about bees and stealing the Declaration of Independence. Like, this server is a total circus, but in a good way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a celebrity horror show, but with blocks and stuff. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

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NoobMistakez

self-improvement mindset, NoobMistakez, self-improvement tips, personal growth, self-acceptance

Are you tired of being a total noob at everything you do? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner failure and revel in your incompetence! Join us for a chance to fail spectacularly at the most basic tasks like mining, crafting, and even walking straight! Our server is the perfect place for those who love to suck at everything they do and still have a blast doing it. So come on, join us and let your inner noob shine!

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SouthportKiller69’s Minecraft News

News, decision, Southport killer, murder, Minecraft

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, for realz. it’s, like, the only place where u can, like, battle giant chickens and ride on flying pigs. like, what even is that, right? but wait, there’s more. u can also, like, build a house out of rainbow blocks and have a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire.

but, like, the best part is the crazy stories, man. like, one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely out of candy. and another time, a player tamed a creeper and made it their loyal pet. like, who even does that? only on this server, man.

so, like, if u wanna have the most epic adventures and make the craziest memories, u gotta join this minecraft server. like, seriously, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

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TeaCraft – Sticky Situation

oral health, Situation, plant-based medicine, sticky, anti inflammatory

come join our epic minecraft server where we have green tea-based adhesive films to heal all your oral mucositis problems! forget about boring old treatments, we got the power of green tea on our side! imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while your mouth is feeling all soothed and refreshed. trust us, you won’t find this kind of healing power anywhere else in the minecraft world. join us now and experience the magic of green tea in a whole new way!

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Lost Isles Adventure 1.20.2

Usopp, Nico Robin, Isles, brook, Nami

Ayyyyy lmao, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like stepping into a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I heard they got a secret underground disco party for all the mobs, like skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the robot. It’s lit, fam.

And get this, they have a special event where you can ride on the back of a dragon and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. I’m talking edible houses and rivers of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams come true. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and a sweet tooth!

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Fluffy Unicorn Kingdom

Fluffy, UNICORN, Kingdom

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there – Cute Nails! We got unicorns flying around, rainbows shooting out of creepers, and diamond swords that sparkle like glitter. Join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and a whole lot of fun. So grab your pickaxe and come join the party at Cute Nails. Let’s get this block party started!

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CraftyWorlds

CraftyWorlds

Looking for a new place to call home in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We offer a virtual country where you can build your dream house, start a farm, and even run for president (yes, we have elections)!

Join us and experience the thrill of living in a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our virtual currency is made of chocolate coins, so you can literally eat your way to riches.

So why settle for boring old real life when you can escape to our wacky and wonderful Minecraft country? Join now and start your crazy new life today!

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GazaCollabPurge Minecraft Server

GazaCollabPurge, Video, Political unrest, Shooting, civilian casualties

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot alleged ‘collaborators’ just like Hamas in Gaza!!! 😂😂😂 we got the craziest pvp battles and insane storylines that will have you laughing your blocky head off!!! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!!! 🤪🔫🤣 #minecraftmadness #shootemup #crazyfun

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