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BrokeIn60Secs Minecraft SMP

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OMG, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on! It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously. So, like, the other day, this dude joined and he was all like, “I’m gonna be the richest player on this server!” And we were all like, “LOL, good luck with that, bro.” But then, get this, he spent all his diamonds on a pet pig and named it Bacon. Like, who does that?! And then, like, Bacon ran away and he spent all his diamonds trying to find it. And now he’s broke AF and living in a dirt hut. It’s hilarious, you gotta join this server, man. It’s a total shitshow but in the best way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Pixel Gender Bender

Bender, biological sex, female, gender, gender diversity, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender identity development, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender spectrum, gender stereotypes, gender variance, intersex, LGBTQ, Male, non-binary, PIXEL, sex characteristics

So, like, this server is, like, totally rad cuz it’s, like, not your typical boring Minecraft server, ya know? We don’t follow the rules of society, man. Biological sex is, like, so last season. On this server, you can be whatever gender you want, even if it’s, like, a unicorn or a toaster.

And, like, the mobs on this server are, like, totally wild, man. We got creepers that explode into confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. And the zombies? They do the Thriller dance instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a party 24/7 on this server, dude.

Plus, we have the most epic building contests where you can build a giant toilet or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join our server and let your freak flag fly. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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Near Vanilla

apply, Competitions, Cooperative, creations, Discord, Dynamap, Events, hard difficulty, International, mature and respectful, Pick, Requirements, Screenshots, season 7, shopping districts, smp, stress free, Suggestions, sword, Vanilla, Whitelist

Server Name Near Vanilla

Age 7 years old

Community Close-knit

Play Styles Welcome All

IP play.nearvanilla.com

Website nearvanilla.com

FAQ

Q: What kind of server is Near Vanilla?

A: Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun in a cooperative environment. All play styles are welcome.

Q: How old do I have to be to join Near Vanilla?

A: Near Vanilla is for players who are 18 years old and above.

Q: What are some rules on Near Vanilla?

A: Near Vanilla has a Zero Tolerance Policy for hacking, glitching, duping, griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, prejudice behavior, and toxic behavior. These actions will result in a permanent ban.

Q: Are there any server-specific plugins on Near Vanilla?

A: Near Vanilla has custom plugins like Deathlog, WanderfulAdditions, Kickafk, and other admin tools to enhance the player experience. Players can suggest non-vanilla additions that do not remove from the vanilla experience.

Q: How can I apply to join Near Vanilla?

A: You can apply through Discord by clicking the link provided on the server’s website. Applications are open to mature and respectful players who align with the server’s values.

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Nimi’s Dreamland 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, bluesky, ceres fauna, Dreamland, Faunwell, grasshoppers, Invincible Rainbow Arrow, It’s Not a Phase, Konbakuwa, long tail tags, love Fauna, member VODs, Miss Fauna, Miss Nimi, Naplings, Nimi Nightmare, nimis, Really miss Fauna, saplings, twitter

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s like a total trip, man? It’s like stepping into a world where Miss Nimi and Fauna are ruling the land with their invincible rainbow arrows and bluesky vibes.

If you’re into that crazy music scene, then this server is the place to be. You can jam out to all the tunes from Nimi and Fauna while building your own epic creations in the game.

And if you’re feeling nostalgic for the good old days of Miss Nimi and Fauna, there are links to all their old content so you can relive the magic anytime you want.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the grasshoppers and their bait are no match for the power of Nimi and Fauna. Don’t miss out on this trippy adventure!

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MomGuilt Minecraft Server

Attorneys, care, cpa, Divorce, equity, family, financial burdens, Guilt, home, Inheritance, Investment, IRS, liens, Minecraft, momguilt, moms, Mortgage, Property, regret, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk, Server

Are you tired of feeling guilty for inheriting your parents’ home and trying to do the right thing? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build your dream home without any pesky liens or IRS issues. No need to worry about nasty comments from family members – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

With over 30k invested in the property and 3+ years of mortgage payments, you deserve a break. Join us and let your creativity run wild without any guilt trips! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting for you to discover. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

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NarcCraft: Escaping Toxic Fam

Accountability, administrative paperwork, Caregiver, conditioned beliefs, enablers, Escaping, fam, Family Events, fractured family dynamics, groceries, hospital visits, hosting parents, Inheritance, medical needs, Medications, NarcCraft, narcissistic family, providing for family, sole responsibility, surgeries, TOXIC, toxic family, unfair burden, working full-time, youngest child

Are you tired of carrying the weight of your entire family on your shoulders? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and watch them thrive without any unfair burdens. No more taking care of virtual parents or handling their virtual medical needs – it’s all about fun and games here!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a virtual inheritance worth millions of virtual diamonds! Say goodbye to fractured family dynamics and hello to a world where you’re the one in control.

Don’t let your virtual family fall apart like mine did – join our server and start living your best blocky life today!

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FilmFanaticMC SMP

all-time favorite movies, best film, cinema enthusiast, classic films, favorite movie, favourite film, film aficionado, Film Critic, film industry, film lover, film recommendations, FilmFanaticMC, modern cinema, movie buff, movie fanatic, movie genres, movie suggestions, must-watch movies, popular movies, smp, top films, top movie

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like the Avengers of Minecraft servers. We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up (but don’t worry, he’s friendly). Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And did I mention that our admin is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base? So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! It’s like a movie, but better because YOU get to be the hero.

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BedrockBuddies

BedrockBuddies, bedroom decor, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, healthy habits, home environment, make bed daily, mental health, minimalist living, morning routine, organization, People who live alone, personal habits, productivity, Relaxation, self-care, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, tidiness, Time management

Are you tired of living in a world where making your bed is a daily chore? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making your bed is a thing of the past! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure where beds make themselves and you can spend your time building epic structures and battling dragons instead of fussing over linens.

Our server is home to a community of players who have all sworn off bed-making in favor of epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans. Imagine a world where your bed magically fluffs itself up every morning, leaving you free to explore dungeons, tame wild animals, and prank your friends with exploding chickens.

So if you’re tired of adulting and ready to embrace a life of bed-making rebellion, join us on our server and let your inner child run wild. Who needs a perfectly made bed when you can have a perfectly ridiculous time instead?

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Zelenskyy’s Security Minecraft Server

DISRESPECTFUL, Minecraft, Oval Office meeting, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukrainian leader, US security commitment, Vance, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

so, like, you wanna join dis minecraft server, right? well lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even Trump and Vance be playin on it! like, can u imagine? they be buildin giant walls and stuff, it’s cray cray. and get this, Zelenskyy tried to join but they kicked him out cuz he kept askin for security commitments, like bro, just build a fortress or somethin. anyway, if u wanna be part of dis epicness, join now and be part of da madness! #minecraftgoals #trumpvancezelenskyydrama

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NoCompromisesWithKiller

aggression, compromises, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., donald trump, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Killer, Négotiation, NoCompromisesWithKiller, peace talks, Politics, power struggle, russia, Ukraine, united states, War, world leaders, zelenskyy

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a presidential debate! we got donald trump and zelenskyy fighting it out in the chat, with trump demanding compromises and zelenskyy straight up calling him a killer. it’s like a political showdown but in minecraft form! who needs real world drama when you can have it all in our server? join now for the most insane and hilarious moments you’ll ever experience in a minecraft world. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Brain Blocker: TIMP Edition

anti-cancer therapy, Blocker, Blocking, Brain, brain cancer, cancer cells, cancer research, cell invasion, cell migration, cell motility, Cell signaling, Edition, engineered variants, extracellular matrix, gene expression, Invasion, metastasis, Migration, protease inhibitors, TIMP, TIMPs, tumor, Tumor Microenvironment

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this crazy server where we have brain cancer cells invading and migrating all over the place! but don’t worry, we got TIMPs and their super cool engineered variants to block them! it’s like a wild science experiment meets a minecraft battle royale! join now for the most insane and wacky gameplay you’ve ever experienced! let’s goooooo!

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Server Name	Near Vanilla
Age	7 years old
Community	Close-knit
Play Styles Welcome	All
IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	nearvanilla.com

FAQ

Q: What kind of server is Near Vanilla?

Q: How old do I have to be to join Near Vanilla?

Q: What are some rules on Near Vanilla?

Q: Are there any server-specific plugins on Near Vanilla?

Q: How can I apply to join Near Vanilla?