Quickest MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

quickest, temper, INSTANT, Ragecraft, Incense

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

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ShortDateMC – The Quickest Minecraft Server

funny experiences, awkward moments, brief meetings, shortest date, ShortDateMC

Are you tired of boring old dates that feel like they last forever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for a quick date that will leave you wanting more!

Picture this: you and your date spawn in a beautiful virtual world filled with endless possibilities. You decide to go on a romantic stroll through the pixelated forests, only to be attacked by a horde of angry creepers. But fear not, because your date is a master at wielding a diamond sword and swiftly takes them down, proving that they are truly a keeper.

As you continue on your adventure, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that will make all your friends jealous. Your date suggests building a cozy little house together, complete with a lava moat to keep out any unwanted visitors.

But just as things start to heat up, your date suddenly disappears without a trace. Was it a glitch in the matrix or did they simply get lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – this will definitely be a date to remember (or forget)! So come join our server for a wild ride filled with love, danger, and maybe even a little bit of romance.

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TimeTraveler SMP – RightPersonWrongTime

fate, wrong time, love and fate, Timing, Love Lost

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the perfect mix of chaos and fun, ya know? Like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with nothing but carrots. It was insane, bro. And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but you gotta solve riddles to find it. It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. So, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and making new friends, you gotta join this server, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server. How wild is that, bro? So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together, dude!

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Block Buddies United

best friends, personal connections, BLOCK, unbreakable ties, close-knit friendships

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only accompanied by the sound of creepy cave noises? Join our Minecraft server and make friends with the creepers instead! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a squad of explosive buddies following you around everywhere?

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We throw the most epic block parties in the Nether, complete with lava fountains and zombie pigmen DJs. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to.

So ditch your boring old single-player world and come join the chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become besties with a skeleton or two!

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CraftyMetalTariffs

international trade, policy, Economy, Canada, Promises

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more tariffs than trump on steel and aluminum imports, even from canada! why? because our server is so lit, it needs extra protection from foreign materials trying to steal our diamonds and gold! plus, our villagers are so shady, they need to be kept in check with some heavy taxes. join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our economy gone wild! #minecraft #tariffs #trumpwho

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BudderCraft

Discord, BudderCraft, Beta, skill, Prevention

BudderCraft Server Overview

Key Points
1. Provide feature-rich modes
2. Strict prevention of cheating
3. Friendly community

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are mods allowed on the server?	No mods are allowed except for specified ones in Badlion Client and Lunar Client.
What happens if someone cheats?	Any form of cheating will result in a permanent ban.
Is toxic behavior tolerated on the server?	No, toxic behavior is not tolerated and can result in disciplinary action.
Are players required to join the Discord server?	Joining the Discord is not required but highly recommended for updates and feedback.
How often does the server update to the latest version?	The server always runs on the latest version, but updates may take a week or two after a new release.

If you’re interested in joining, connect using the IP: play.buddercraft.net

Mystic Realm Quests 1.21.1

shoot, explicit, taboo, Semen, paint

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like so lit, you won’t even believe it!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, you’ll be questioning reality and stuff.

And the best part? We have this epic quest where you gotta paint this far family member of Anne Frank with… wait for it… CUM.

I know, right? It’s like the most outrageous thing ever, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on, join us and let’s make some questionable decisions together. It’ll be a blast, I promise.

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ScentCraft Minecraft Server

sensitivity, sister-in-law, Birthday, Minecraft, ScentCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, just like the time I gifted my sister-in-law some perfumes and soaps for her birthday. She thought I was trying to tell her she smells bad, can you believe it? It was a whole misunderstanding that turned into a soap opera (pun intended).

But don’t worry, on our server, we promise to keep the drama to a minimum and focus on having a good time. Plus, we have the best hygiene products in the virtual world, so you’ll always smell fresh and clean while playing.

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew a gift of perfumes and soaps could cause so much chaos? Only on our server!

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WeddingSnubCraft

fake friend, Trust, Truth, Disaster, mutual friends

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life weddings! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when Jake found out he wasn’t invited to the wedding.

Experience the thrill of navigating friendships and social dynamics in a virtual world, where you can choose who to invite to your blocky celebrations. Will you be the one to create a spectacle like Jake, or will you keep the drama at bay?

Join now and create your own crazy stories, just like the time Jake got wasted and flirted with someone’s mom at the engagement party. Who knows what antics you’ll get up to on our server – the possibilities are endless!

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GirlfriendRevelationsMC SMP

Understanding, female perspective, misconceptions, relationships, understanding women

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m on, it’s like a whole other universe, man. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give you superpowers. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a whole new dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The other day, we had a massive prank war where someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with exploding chickens. And then, out of nowhere, a group of ninja pandas showed up and started doing backflips off the trees. It was insane, man.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the legendary battles we have against the evil Ender Dragon. We suit up in our diamond armor, grab our enchanted swords, and charge into battle like fearless warriors. It’s like something out of a fantasy movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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