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RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Enchantments Applied:	234
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

ShortDateMC – The Quickest Minecraft Server

awkward moments, bad dates, brief meetings, DATING, dating disasters, embarrassing stories, first impressions, funny experiences, memorable dates, Minecraft, quick conversations, quick dates, quick exits, quickest, rapid fire dating, relationships, Server, short encounters, ShortDateMC, shortest date, social interactions, speed dating, unexpected endings

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	857	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of boring old dates that feel like they last forever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for a quick date that will leave you wanting more!

Picture this: you and your date spawn in a beautiful virtual world filled with endless possibilities. You decide to go on a romantic stroll through the pixelated forests, only to be attacked by a horde of angry creepers. But fear not, because your date is a master at wielding a diamond sword and swiftly takes them down, proving that they are truly a keeper.

As you continue on your adventure, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that will make all your friends jealous. Your date suggests building a cozy little house together, complete with a lava moat to keep out any unwanted visitors.

But just as things start to heat up, your date suddenly disappears without a trace. Was it a glitch in the matrix or did they simply get lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – this will definitely be a date to remember (or forget)! So come join our server for a wild ride filled with love, danger, and maybe even a little bit of romance.

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

awkward, blunder, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cringe-worthy, DATING, embarrassing incident, Embarrassing moment, funny, humor, love, mishap, mistake, misunderstanding, partner, personal experience, relationship, relationship advice, relationship problems, relationship stories, romance

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of getting dumped in Minecraft relationships because you accidentally built a house made entirely of dirt? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about embarrassing incidents in relationships again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of accidentally hitting your partner with a diamond sword instead of a rose. Plus, we have a special “Love Potion” plugin that guarantees your in-game relationships will never go sour. So come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match!

PutinsPuzzleCraft

biden, Conflict, Crisis, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Négotiation, political tensions, putin, PutinsPuzzleCraft, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	50	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where the only dilemma you’ll face is which block to build with next! we got Putin causing chaos in Ukraine but don’t worry, he’s too busy tryna figure out how to survive our epic pvp battles. join now for a chance to see Biden and Putin duke it out in a pixelated world where anything is possible! trust me, you won’t wanna miss this wild ride. #minecraftmadness #putinvsbiden #crazycrafting

MooCraft: Seaweed & 3-NOP Edition

3-NOP, 3NOP, additives, Advances in dairy nutrition, dairy, dairy industry, Delivery, digestion, Edition, Emissions, environmental footprint, greenhouse gas, Livestock, livestock methane emissions, manure, methane, moocraft, nutrition, PROMISING.., reduction, Science, Seaweed, seaweeds

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are reducing livestock farts by 60% with advanced dairy nutrition science!!! 🐄🌿

we have seaweeds and 3-NOP to save the planet from cow toots!!! 🌎🐄

join us and help fight the greenhouse gas that makes up most of the dairy industry’s environmental footprint!!! 🌿🐄

save the planet, one minecraft block at a time!!! 🌍🐄

join now and be a hero in the battle against cow farts!!! 🦸‍♂️🐄

(Disclaimer: This server is not actually saving the planet from cow farts, it’s just a fun and silly way to attract players. Please don’t take this description too seriously.)

EdgeCraft smp

1.20.1, admin support, Anti-Griefing, base protection, Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, family friendly, FTB, java, Minigames, Mod Pack, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

EdgeCraftSmp is a PVP modded Java Minecraft server thats brand new with anti griefing base protection based on the version 1.20.1. 100% family friendly, Full admin support just click the discord link to get access to the mod pack

EdgeCraftsmp.apexmc.co:26116

Norden Peaks

Adventures, Classes, collaboration, Community, Discord, dungeon crawling, Economy, Events, FANTASY, game diversity, Hardcore, java, Latin America, level-based, Medieval, narrative, optifine, Roleplay, RPG, Stories, storytelling, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to Norden Peaks! – Live a medieval fantasy where you are part of a great collaborative story We are the largest medieval/fantasy roleplay community in Latin America. We are dedicated to creating events, simulating experiences and crafting adventures. We are fascinated by stories and all the possibilities of fantasy. Our priority will always be the union between enjoying great roleplay experiences and adventures with RPG classes in days of intense dungeon crawling. – A hybrid of narrative roleplay and a level-based RPG We believe in game diversity, our community hosts users with a total focus on the stories they develop in role-playing, but also users who do not role-play and enjoy farming in days of intense dungeon crawling and class leveling. So if you are not interested in either of the two options we offer, there will still be a place for you.

Technical Information Minecraft Java Premium 1.17.1 Optifine Mandatory Contamos con Whitelist We don’t use mods you just jump in and play!

https://discord.com/invite/2jE69Ve4

nordenpeaks.crafted.pro:27869

Virtual Mirage Minecraft Server

disbelief, doubt, doubtful, dubious, Fake, hoax, IMPOSSIBLE, incredulous, Minecraft, mirage, NO WAY, not real, Questionable, Questioning, real, Server, skepticism, surreal, suspicious, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncertain, virtual

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1419	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Oh, it’s totally real, but in a totally wacky and wild way! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, our community is filled with friendly zombies, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers who just want to be your BFF. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMP_LlamaLover Minecraft SMP

#youtube, ANONYMOUS, anonymous content, anonymous user, digital content, Entertainment, internet, Minecraft, multimedia, No. 15524514, ONLINE, Online Community, Q6iIKotKvN8, smp, SMP_LlamaLover, social media, trending, User-generated content, Video, video sharing platform, video streaming, viral, watch

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1487
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, here you’ll be fighting for your life against an army of zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rolling in bling in no time.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, one wrong step and you’ll be plummeting to your doom. But hey, at least the view is nice!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes, because you’re gonna need them!

NoHugs4NakedMobs

aita, Beach, Boundaries, Communication, emotions, Friends, Guilt, Hug, hurt, husband, Insecurity, naked women, NoHugs4NakedMobs, nudity, relationships, Respect, San Diego, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Star Shards Collected:	104
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will hug you naked? Look no further! Join our server where hugs are mandatory and clothes are optional.

Imagine a world where you can hug your friends while exploring the vast landscapes of Minecraft, all while in your birthday suit. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But be warned, if you’re not comfortable with naked hugs, this server may not be for you. Our community is all about embracing freedom and breaking boundaries, both in-game and in real life.

So come join us and experience the most unique Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even make a new friend who loves naked hugs just as much as you do!

AnimalNet Minecraft SMP

AnimalNet, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where animals have taken over the internet and created their own websites! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the web pages of various animal-run sites.

The chickens have started a social networking site called CluckBook where they share their latest egg-laying achievements and gossip about the roosters in their lives. The pigs have created a cooking blog called Baconlicious, where they share their favorite recipes for turning vegetables into delicious bacon-flavored treats.

Meanwhile, the cows have started a streaming service called MooFlix, where they binge-watch episodes of “Cowspiracy” and “The Udder Side of the Story.” And let’s not forget about the sheep, who have launched a fashion blog called Woolly World, where they critique the latest trends in wool production.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as ridiculous as it is entertaining, come join us and explore the bizarre world of animal-run websites. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming a regular contributor to the site run by the elusive internet-savvy ocelots!

BlockyBoobsCraft

Assertiveness, best response, BlockyBoobsCraft, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, catcalling, Confidence, Confrontation, empowerment, FEMINIST, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, Respect, self esteem, Self Respect, self-confidence, sexism, STARING, tits

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

Are you tired of getting creepy stares at your pixelated Minecraft chest plate? Look no further than our server! Join us and never worry about unwanted attention again. Our virtual world is a safe space for all players, no matter the size of their blocky boobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through boob-related puns. So come on in and show off your square-shaped assets without fear of judgment!