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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6457 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.
you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.
plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.
so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.
