quick-witted insult – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP
clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, creative insult, cutting remark, funny insult, humorous insult, insult, intelligent insult, Minecraft, NoCurseWordInsults, non-curse word insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, quick-witted insult, sarcastic insult, sassy insult, shade throwing, sharp-tongued, smp, verbal jab, witty comeback, witty insult
OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!
The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!
So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

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CraftyDisgust
CraftyDisgust, cultural norms, disgusting behavior, Etiquette, gross habits, inappropriate actions, indecent behavior, Manners, offensive actions, public behavior, public display, repulsive behavior, revolting habits, social conventions, social norms, societal acceptance, societal expectations, taboo actions, unacceptable behavior, vulgar actions
Join our Minecraft server if you want to be part of a community that embraces the art of eating raw onions like they’re apples! Our players are always munching on these pungent veggies while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas. Who needs breath mints when you have the power of onions on your side?
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-human ruler who bestows gifts upon those brave enough to challenge him in combat. Rumor has it that he once defeated an entire army of creepers with nothing but his snout and a stack of carrots.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us! Just make sure to bring your own onions – the Pigman King is always hungry for more.

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Mahsa’s Minecraft Server: 2 Years Strong
Accountability, activism, advocacy, Awareness, community support, discrimination, Global rallies, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, justice for Mahsa, killing, Mahsa Amini, Mahsas, Minecraft, protest, Remembrance, Server, social justice, solidarity, STRONG, tragic loss, Two Years, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS, Years
come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate the anniversary of Mahsa Amini’s killing with global rallies in-game! we will build statues, hold virtual marches, and have a dance party in her honor. why join? because where else can you pay tribute to a real-life tragedy while also building giant phallic structures out of pixelated blocks? plus, rumor has it that Mahsa’s ghost haunts the server at night, giving out enchanted diamond swords to those who honor her memory. so come on down and join the fun, just watch out for creepers and griefers who might try to ruin the party!

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NukeCraft: Ukraine’s Spy vs. North Korea’s Aid
aid, Alliance, battlefield, Conflict, cooperation, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Koreas, military aid, north, North Korea, nukecraft, Problem, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy chief, Strategic, threat, Ukraine, Ukraines
lol u know what else presents a major problem? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got crazier battles than ukraine and russia combined, with north korean military aid thrown in for good measure. imagine fighting off creepers with nukes, or building a base with kim jong un himself! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life!

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PixNet
Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hypixel, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla
Explore, Survive, Thrive! Join PixNet for an epic adventure! Explore a scaled-down Earth in our EarthSMP with Lifesteal mechanics, or test your survival skills in the competitive Stranded minigame. With diverse minigames and vibrant community events, PixNet offers endless excitement and unforgettable experiences. Be part of something extraordinary!
play.pixnet.xyz

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torcraft.org
1.20.6, Anarchy, commands, Discord, Doxxing, Europe, HACKING, Help, high-tps, Hosted, invite, Ip:, KitPvP, Map, minecraft server, no queue, org, Permanent, PvE, PvP, Reset, semi anarchy, torcraft, Website
torcraft.org is a semi-anarchy, high-tps Minecraft server where hacking and doxxing are not allowed. The map will never be reset and there is no queue. – IP: torcraft.org – Server version: 1.20.6 – Hosted in Europe – Commands: use /help to find out. – Website: https://torcraft.org/ – Discord permanent invite: https://discord.torcraft.org/
torcraft.org

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💎 The Absolutely Averagum SMP: Not-so-Perfectum Edition

Absolutely, Adventure, application, authentic, Averagum, building, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Edition, Events, Farms, INCLUSIVE, integration, Map, Mature, Minecraft, Moderators, NotsoPerfectum, Redstone, Seed, Skilled, smp, Survival, Transparent

Welcome to Perfectum SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, APPLICATION-ONLY
Age Requirement	15+
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Community	Transparent and welcoming
Features	Unique datapacks, regularly planned events, Discord-based application process, and more

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Perfectum SMP server?

To join, you need to apply through our Discord server by following the link provided on our website. Our application process is strict yet reasonable, and you can expect a response within a week.

2. What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP server suited for?

This server is meant for skilled and unique Minecraft players who are especially talented in building, redstone, farms, etc. If you enjoy a more challenging and collaborative gameplay experience, this server is perfect for you.

3. What features can I expect by joining the Perfectum SMP?

Some features include a dedicated team of moderators, a server seed with stunning landscapes, a Discord-based application process, a suggestion channel for community input, unique datapacks, regularly planned events, BlueMap integration for a detailed server map, and more.

4. Is the Perfectum SMP community friendly and inclusive?

Yes, we strive to create a welcoming and inclusive community where every player’s voice is heard. Our moderators ensure a seamless gaming experience and promote a positive environment for all members.

If you have any other questions or concerns, feel free to reach out to us through our Discord server or website. We look forward to welcoming you to the Perfectum SMP community!

Ara Ara~ Minecraft Server
Anime, Ara, ara ara, charming, charming laughter, coy, cute, endearing, feminine, flirtatious, Giggling, Girly, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LAUGHING, Minecraft, playful, seductive, Server, soft spoken, SWEET, teasing, Ufufu
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the sky’s the limit – literally! Our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where you can build your own floating castle and soar through the clouds like a majestic eagle.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly mobs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether down there, but only the bravest players dare to explore its depths.
Oh, and did we mention the talking animals? That’s right, our server is home to a magical forest where the animals can talk and even give you quests to complete. Who knew that pigs were such great conversationalists?
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be careful not to fall off the edge of the island – we don’t have insurance for that!

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GamerGals Minecraft SMP – Chick Flicks Gaming
/v/ermins, bugmen, character event, chick, coalition unit, COM2NG SOON™, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, EXILIUM, external search, flicks, GamerGals, Gaming, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse, SEAniggers, smp, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, T-Doll Batch, theater mode, Tourists, translated story
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we create insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with creepers, where we ride pigs into battle and throw potatoes at each other for fun. Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.
But beware, we have a strict rule of only allowing players who can come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world, come join us and let the madness begin!
And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates before posting in our server. It’s all in good fun, we promise!

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PreggoPartyGoneWild
black out drunk, drinking during pregnancy, early pregnancy, first trimester, positive pregnancy test, PreggoPartyGoneWild, Pregnancy, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy concerns, pregnancy decisions, pregnancy emotions, pregnancy friendship, pregnancy guilt, pregnancy judgement, pregnancy planning, pregnancy reactions, pregnancy shock, pregnancy support, pregnancy symptoms, pregnancy testing, pregnant friends
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend who drinks like a fish before finding out she’s pregnant? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building while being just as reckless as her!
We promise you won’t have to wait as long as she did to take a test to see if this server is the one for you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where drinking like a party animal is not only accepted but encouraged?
So come on, join us and let’s create some epic builds together, just like your friend created an epic hangover after that crazy party! Remember, on this server, the only thing you’ll be judging is how high you can stack those blocks!

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EternalSMP: Living Forever in Minecraft
endless existence, eternal happiness, eternal life, eternal youth, EternalSMP, immortal beings, immortal lifestyle, IMMORTALITY, immortality aspirations, immortality dreams, immortality fantasy, immortality goals, immortality grant, immortality plans, immortality purpose, immortality wishes, infinite time, life without end, Living, living forever, Longevity, Minecraft, never aging
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where immortality is not just a dream, it’s a reality! Join us and spend eternity building the most epic structures, trolling your friends without consequences, and pulling off the most insane pranks without fear of retaliation.
Imagine never having to worry about losing your items in a PvP battle or falling into lava and losing all your diamonds. With immortality on our server, you can take risks and live life on the edge without any consequences.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where every Saturday night the dragon puts on a light show that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.
So come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where immortality is just the beginning of the craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t want to leave…literally.

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