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InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Emeralds Found:	6741
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Votes:	5197
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your very own rollercoaster that launches you into space!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long, a petting zoo filled with adorable zombie pigs, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!

SmartCraft: Not as Dumb as U Think

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of being surrounded by players who can’t even figure out how to craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is for the elite few who are actually smart enough to survive in the blocky world.

Join us if you want to show off your superior intelligence and outsmart your fellow players in epic battles of wits and strategy. Our server is like a virtual Mensa meeting, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if anyone can outsmart him. Will you be the one to crack the code and earn his respect? Join now and prove that you’re not as dumb as the majority of people think!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ores Mined:	2165
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult comeback training ground! Join us and learn how to roast your enemies with the most epic burns in all of Minecraft. We have insult battles, trash talk tournaments, and even a secret underground arena where players go head-to-head in a battle of wits. So if you’re ready to sharpen your tongue and show off your savage comebacks, join us now and become the ultimate insult warrior!

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Votes:	3676
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4475
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

NoSoloMinecraftServer

25F, 25M, apartment, DATING, graduate student, guest, House, kitchen, long-term partners, NoSoloMinecraftServer, ontario, partner, private items, rent controlled, roommate, roommates, snooping, Unattended, UNCOMFORTABLE, University, Valuables

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	7487	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Star Shards Collected:	217	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

MommaDramaCraft

childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, emotional scars, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family relationships, gender bias, gender disappointment, lack of compassion, lack of love, maternal disappointment, maternal favoritism, MommaDramaCraft, parental expectations, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the gender disappointment of your parents! Our server is filled with adventures, treasures, and no gender bias!

Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!

So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!

MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fantasies, cinematic myths, dramatic climaxes, dramatic twists, exaggerated action sequences, exaggerated romance, fantasy elements, far-fetched storylines, fictional events, fictional plot devices, Hollywood exaggerations, implausible scenarios, improbable coincidences, larger-than-life characters, movie cliches, MovieMagicMinecraftSMP, over-the-top drama, unbelievable plot twists, unrealistic outcomes, unrealistic scenarios

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MisunderstoodCraft

complexity, Connection, deep emotional connection, Depth, depth of feeling, emotions, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Meaningful, misunderstood, MisunderstoodCraft, Passion, Personal, perspective, Significance, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unique, VALUES

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

UkrainianHackerzRusBust

cyber attack, cyber conflict, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, geopolitical conflict, government institutions, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, russia, Russian institutions, Ukraine, Ukrainian hackers, UkrainianHackerzRusBust

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Void Gems Collected:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

aggression, BDSM, Behavior, dark triad, DRIVE, mental health, narcissism, personality traits, porn, porn use, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, research, sadism, self esteem, sex, sex drive, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, study

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	186
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Authenticity, blocky, Identity, Individuality, introspection, its literally me, LITERALLY, me, Minecraft, personal growth, Self, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

Fudded AVI Minecraft SMP Expert

1inch, alt wallets, AMA, aurora, Avi, Aviator, Breakout, BROWN, bybit, COINBASE, crypto.com, Expert, Fox, fud, fudded, fudding bags, Gate.io, hackens frontpage, LINEA, Logo, manipulate, mindless zombies, Minecraft, near.., Polygon, Questing, read between the lines, recoup losses, RESPONSIBILITY, Sami, smp, SOLD OUT, srilankan, top holder, vechain, WEB STORE

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
New Chunks Explored:	555549	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as the crypto market? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, deception, and mindless zombies (literally, we have a zombie apocalypse event every Saturday).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).