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SavageComebackQueen – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers SMP ever created? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!

We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Okay.

CraftyComebackz

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Votes:	7861
Emeralds Found:	5371	Towns Built:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Are you tired of boring old comebacks that are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic comebacks you’ll ever hear! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tries to grief it. You whip out a comeback so savage, they’ll be crying in the corner for days. Join our server for the ultimate comeback showdowns and let the roasting begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so savage?

CraftyComebackz

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	New Chunks Explored:	102743
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9620
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Evitea Minecraft server

Parkour

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	63	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

We are glad to present you the survival server Evitea!

Our server is based on the principle of mutual respect for each other. We welcome new players, especially if you are open to communication and like to have a good time while playing!

What we offer our players:

1) The already classic economic system with Auction and Works!

2) Quest chains with unique characters!

3) Saving inventory in the normal world!

4) Flexible PvP system for those who love battles, and the ability to switch to PvE mode for players who do not like battles.

5) Unique arenas with different mechanics to add variety to routine survival.

6) Lack of free donation, things of God, creativity, ban commands, mute, etc.

7) Adequate and responsive Administration, ready to help you with your problem.

8) Private system and complete ban on vultures.

9) Two-factor authentication system to protect your account!

10) Moving buildings during a wipe!

11) Possibility of logging in from bedrock, more details can be found in our discord!

This and much more that you can see by logging into the server!

What We ask in return from players:

1) Follow the server rules!

2) Respect yourself and other players!

We will be glad if you become part of our community and bring your ideas to life on our Evitea server.

ol.evitea.ru

Jeec

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Jeec is a fun Minecraft server that has many of fun minigames for you to enjoy. Our goal is to make Jeec the best time one will ever have in their whole gaming career. From SMP’s to parkour challenges, you will experience so many exciting minigames to play. Here is what one of our testers have said, “I recommend this server for anyone who wants a fun minigame server with a great community and fair moderators. I think this server is more than a minigame server. It is a server to communicate with your friends in Minecraft while chilling in the minigames.” Our community is dedicated to making your experience at Jeec the best Minecraft experience one can ever have. With many mods banning players posting inappropriate content or banning hackers, our community is the safest one can ever get. We believe that it is not the number of people that join your server that matters, it is the quality of the server that matters. Unfortunately, this server is still in Beta, so you will not be able to enjoy the full experience. Our minigame KitPvp has finished and Parkour is soon to be coming!

jeec.minehut.gg

OWLFG Pixelmon Server

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Items Found:	2866	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	53
Villages Defended:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

This server is run by a Discord community called Overwatch LFG consisting of 9500+ active and friendly members. The server is newly started, and we will expand a lot with more features. The server currently has voting rewards, different plugins, and shops set up!

pixel.overwatchlfg.org

Kingshift

Achievements, Adventure, Creative, Faction Survival, Kingdom, MCMMO, Network, PvP Survival, RPG, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	193	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Kingshift – Kingshift is a growing Minecraft community and network. Our network inspires us to have an entertaining, welcoming, and friendly community for everyone. We work our best to bring members fun and exciting new games to our Minecraft community. Kingshift has a variety of game modes and activities to keep anyone in the community entertained including KillercraftRPG, Kingdoms, Creative, and many more. Each of our game modes will offer exclusive and custom builds, plugins, and game mode concepts. We are still a developing and growing server. Also, please be patient with errors, bugs, and releases. We have a friendly and hard-working staff and are always looking for more people to join our team. If you’re interested in volunteering as staff for Kingshift, please click the links below. We look forward to the development of this great community – Kingshift Team.

Kingshift.net

MineScar #9 ► Version 1.16.x [СЕРВЕР ЮТУБЕРА] Minecraft server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Download Minecraft:PE (Without xbox and license) -> https://mcpe.pro/

Minecraft PE version: 1.1.x – 1.16.x» IP: MineScar.com Port: 19132▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬» Survival» No cheaters» Auto-mine (/warp mine)» Clans» Weddings» Cases (/dc)» Money for killing players» No lags» Bedrock armor» Works» YOUTUBERS▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬We are on VKontakte: vk.com/minescarDonate buy on the website http://PayScar.comDownload Minecraft:PE (Without xbox and license) -> https://mcpe.pro/

minescar.com:19141

SheepTitansMC Towny

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Ores Mined:	9576	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

A chill classic towny server with state of the art good vibes. We are a new server, looking to grow and become an amazing community with the help of you the players and our amazing team. We also have a discord that has 70+ members already. I hope to see all of you reading this in our server. If you are having problems accessing the server join our discord for help: https://discord.gg/TZE8ENjUyp

Space update now live!

play.sheeptitansmc.com

LORD of The Rings Home

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Votes:	9337	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Bilbo never finds the ring and it remains hidden with Gollum.Sauron keeps growing in power and brings back to life old orc factions in Gundabad, Angmar and Mirkwood.Because of the power of these new orc factions Saruman chooses to flee Isengard, determining it to be too close to the enemy.There is more military investment then ever before as all of Middle Earth goes to war with each side having similar and at the same time very different goals.Elves, dwarves and men want to restore peace and destroy the ring to eliminate Sauron and his minions from Middle Earth forever, while orcs and men of the east and south want to find the ring for Sauron to conquer all of Middle Earth

play.historyofmiddle-earth.online:28000

PowerBox – PvP boxing for you and your friends Minecraft server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Boxing PvP for you and your friends

mc.powerbox.space

Eclipze Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magic Items Found:	3244	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Adventure and pvp server, join now and discover all the adventures you can have within our server! IP: mc.eclipze.me

mc.eclipze.me

Bonkka nation smp

247, Buycraft, Chestshop, Small, smp, Youtubers

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchantments Applied:	99
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Hey everyone I just want to let everybody know this is a survival world that I’m putting up and you were free to join and play with us we are trying to grow and get more players also we are adding plug-ins overtime and if you have any suggestions for the server make sure you join my discord also one thing about my discord it is a personal discord so all my other games I play on this one so you’ll have to go to the Self roles Area and get Minecraft to see all of our channels and then from there you can suggest any plug-ins that you think should be into the server. Also just let you know the server is cross platform with bedrock and in server IP you do have how do you join bedrock to the server. 24/7 server

BONKKA Nation Server

About the server: We have a lot of plug-ins on the server and here is the list of all of them.

AuctionHouse /ah

AdvancedVanish – /vanish – Youtubers and Twitch users

BetterRTP /rtp

Citizens – this NPC

CraftingStore – /BUY ING

Voting – /vote

CratePlus – vote on server or buying keys

Playervaults – /pv #

ExecutableItems – custom items

Geyser = Bedrock

MCMMO – level up tools

Graves – find your items when you die but you only have 24 hours to. After 24 hours anyone can take from your Grave.

Custom Enchants – coming soon!!! But more Enchants you can get and play with also they will be in crates.

And alot more but what you can’t use in game. Just OPs can

be sorry.

playbonkkanationsmp.minecraft.best