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CraftyComebackz

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Enchantments Applied:	261
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

What is the IP for the ooftroop Minecraft Server?

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Ooftroop is a dynamic and energetic musical group known for their captivating performances and unique blend of genres, incorporating elements of funk, hip-hop, and jazz. With infectious grooves and powerful vocals, Ooftroop creates an electrifying atmosphere that keeps audiences moving and grooving. Their innovative sound and energetic stage presence have garnered them a loyal following and critical acclaim in the music industry.

Bros’ Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	401951
Potions Brewed:	186	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the chaos is always brewing! Picture this: you and your buddies are starting off the game by throwing poop on a G*rmans house. Why, you ask? Well, because why not! Our server is all about letting loose and causing mayhem in the most ridiculous ways possible.

But that’s just the beginning of the madness. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat of King Poopington? Or a battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server? And let’s not forget about the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the virtual club we built out of rainbow blocks.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, meet a community of like-minded goofballs, and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

Wall Paper Minecraft SMP Expert

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Items Found:	6565
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where changing wall papers on Windows is just the beginning of the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and dance parties with creepers. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by zombie villagers. So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mines Excavated:	3017
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1259

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a threesome with Polka and Clownpiece! That’s right, two clowns slobbering on your cock as they honk honk your balls! It’s a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything goes and the fun never stops. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little weird. See you there, bros!

The Reason Why I Suffer More Than Others and Stand as a ‘Failure’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Void Gems Collected:	32
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you!

Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.

But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.

So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Culture Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night in the village square. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

Trump’s Blocky Empire – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s rallies? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more excitement than a Trump speech in Macon, GA. Build your own MAGA castle and defend it against enemies who want to make Minecraft weak again. Don’t believe us? Just ask Liz Harrington, our official Trump Spox who will hype up this server like it’s the best thing since Twitter. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library, where you can find all the best builds and strategies to make your Minecraft world great again. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot President Trump himself roaming the server, ready to lead you to victory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallAroundYourBase #Trump2024 #MinecraftMAGA

WHEN YOU’RE STANDING NEXT TO ME Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing creepers. It turns out, our server has a special mod that brings all the mobs to life and gives them killer dance moves. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The catch? You have to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off to unlock it. It’s like a Minecraft version of “Dancing with the Stars”!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the power of standing next to me…and maybe even find yourself in the middle of a mob dance party. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Buffed Cinderella edition is sure to blow your mind with its crazy features and wacky adventures.

Join us for a game download that will have you hooked on Android, iOS, or PC. But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!

Our General Info/FAQ for New Players will answer all your burning questions about this wild world we’ve created. And don’t forget to check out our Additional Links for even more insanity.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some insane events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] where you’ll be celebrating like never before. And don’t miss out on Full Burst Day – Weekends, where things get even crazier!

Looking for a challenge? Join our upcoming events like Co-op: Land Eater and Solo Raid: Behemoth. These missions will push you to your limits and beyond!

And let’s not forget about our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace. These characters will have you laughing and crying with their outrageous abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Grave, our upcoming special recruit who will shake things up in ways you never thought possible.

And don’t even get us started on our Costume Passes. From Scarlet: Black Shadow to D: Killer Wife, these outfits will have you strutting your stuff like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!