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SavageComebackQueen – Minecraft SMP

banter, sharp, Minecraft, Snappy, quick wit

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers SMP ever created? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!

We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Okay.

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CraftyComebackz

Best Comeback, epic burn, CraftyComebackz, sharp comeback, quick wit

Are you tired of boring old comebacks that are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic comebacks you’ll ever hear! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tries to grief it. You whip out a comeback so savage, they’ll be crying in the corner for days. Join our server for the ultimate comeback showdowns and let the roasting begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so savage?

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CraftyComebackz

CraftyComebackz, comeback lines, insult, retort, funny

Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

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InsultCraft – Says What?!

comedic timing, quick wit, jesting, funny, PUNCHLINE

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

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Pimbu network

Anarchy, Survival, Creativo, PvP

The fastest and simplest Minecraft survival server in the world.

IP: pimbu.net

| Store: pimbu.tebex.io| Discord: discord.pimbu.net| TikTok: @pimbu.net| Instagram: pimbumc

pimbu.net

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ZamanPvp Network

PvP, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock

ZamanPvp Network game server Existing and upcoming game modes KitPvp,FFA,1v1,ArenaPvP,SkyBlock,Factions

Our IP Addresses: ZamanPvp.serv.nu Play.ZamanPvp.com Mc.ZamanPvp.PW

Our web address: ZamanPvp.com ZamanPvp.pw

Play.ZamanPvp.com

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V2

KitPvP, Skywars, Mini Games

this is a premade server but I am remaking it better so I can make a good minecraft community

we are looking for admins and just players

THIS IS A 1.8.9 server it will be all newer game versions soon

JOIN THIS https://discord.gg/xfrfRS

104.219.1.196

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Gahvila

smp, Creative

Hello! Have you been looking for a nice server where you can relax?

We have it all!If you don’t fit the criteria of a nice person, I recommend you avoid joining.We here play for fun, not to fill the ego.

We have the following game formats on our server (We publish new ones if a good idea comes up, and of course you can suggest them!)Open game formats:– Survival– Creative

mc.gahvila.net

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vCloud

Survival

vCloud (or Vanilla Cloud) is a semi-vanilla server with the goal of restoring minecraft to what it was when it first came out or something close to that, the only economy is the one players make, no voting rewards, no pay-to-win, just pure minecraft. This server aims to bring back the element of achievement of finding a diamond instead of just like, hey look another diamond.

vCloud is a member of cloud roleplay.

158.69.120.198:25584

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VeleteCraft

Factions, Survival, Economy, PvP

This is the Minecraft Server this server has 500 slots but soon were are hoping to upgrade from players donations when you donate you automaticlly become a dontator and get acces to most commands etc. This server is not a whitelist server and we are looking for players who we can trust in and not grief the server! also anyone can join!

198.50.226.89

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