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SavageComebackQueen – Minecraft SMP

banter, Clever, clever comebacks, clever responses, comeback lines, Comebacks, funny comebacks, humor, Minecraft, Quick Thinking, quick wit, repartee, Responses, retorts, sarcasm, Sassy, SavageComebackQueen, sharp, sharp-tongued, smp, Snappy, WIT, Witty

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7026	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers SMP ever created? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!

We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Okay.

CraftyComebackz

Best Comeback, clever comeback, COMEBACK, comeback comeback, comeback insult, comeback joke, comeback line, comeback moment, comeback quote, comeback story, CraftyComebackz, epic burn, epic comeback, funny comeback, insult, quick wit, retort, savage comeback, sharp comeback, snappy comeback, witty comeback

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	124	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring old comebacks that are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic comebacks you’ll ever hear! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tries to grief it. You whip out a comeback so savage, they’ll be crying in the corner for days. Join our server for the ultimate comeback showdowns and let the roasting begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so savage?

CraftyComebackz

best insults, Burn, Clever, COMEBACK, comeback jokes, comeback king, comeback lines, comeback queen, comeback quotes, CraftyComebackz, epic comeback, funny, humor, insult, quick wit, response, retort, sassy comeback, savage, verbal sparring, Witty

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

InsultCraft – Says What?!

classic joke, comedic timing, comedy, funny, humor, Humorist, InsultCraft, insulting word, jest, jestful, jestful comedy, jestful humor, jesting, jestingly, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, quick wit, says what, solid joke, wordplay

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5941	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

SynonymCraft

bimonthly, Biweekly, Calendar, confusion, definitions, English, Frequency, Language, language nuances, language usage, linguistics, Scheduling, SynonymCraft, synonyms, terms, time measurement, Words

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

come join our minecraft server where pigs fly and cows ride horses like a rodeo show gone wild. we have diamond blocks that talk and tell jokes, and creepers that dance the macarena when you defeat them. our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, ready to help you on your quest to find the legendary golden carrot of doom. biweekly and bimonthly are synonyms 1/4th of the time, so you never know when the next crazy event will happen. join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

HexaCubed

Biomes, Builders, community feedback, Game Designers, gaming experience, high quality, Listening, Maps, Mini Games, Minigames, Paradise 3, Parkour, Passion, Play, PROFESSIONAL, Projects, PvP, Quality, Server, smooth gaming, Spiral 3

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Potions Brewed:	72	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

HexaCubed is a high quality minigame server with two minigames, as well as three parkour maps available to play!

The minigames as well as parkour maps are designed by professional minecraft builders and passionate game designers. (Builders have worked on projects such as Parkour Spiral 3, Parkour Paradise 3, Parkour Biomes)

We at HexaCubed pride ourselves on listening to community feedback, and actually caring about a smooth gaming experience.

play.hexacubed.net

Blackbeard MC

apartment, Blackbeard MC, Casino, city, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Land Claim, Minecraft, MONEY, Plots, Plugins, Ranks, Roleplay, Rtp, Shops, Slots, Staff, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	2274	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

playblackbeard.mc.gg:25618

Cactus-Craft Minecraft server

Armor of Zeus, Bedwars, Cases, Casino, Clans, cs:go, Drugs, Eggwars, Hideandseek, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Paintball, Skills, Skywars, speedbuilders, TheLab, Tnttag, trampolines, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	405128	Farms Harvested:	211
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

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★ ➜ |Mini Games over 12!|

★ ➜ |BedWars,SkyWars,MurderMystery,EggWars,CS:GO|

★ ➜ |SpeedBuilders,TheLab,HideAndSeek,PaintBall,TnTTag|

★ ➜ |Clans| |Weddings|

★ ➜ |Skills| |Trampolines|

★ ➜ |Cases| |Drugs|

★ ➜ |Weapons| |Armor of Zeus|

★ ➜ |Casino| |Effects|

★ ➜ |Own spawn| |HP above head|

★ ➜ |Auctions| |Passport|

★ ➜ |Elevators| |Booze|

★ ➜ |Contracts| |Labyrinths|

★ ➜ |Parkour| |Daily Surprises|

★ ➜ |And much more|

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185.9.145.235:25575

Cozy Corner: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is your latte! 1.21 update now served with a side of maturity and Discord banter.

[core protect], active community members, Application Process, Backpacks, banter, Chat, chatty, close-knit, Community, Corner, Cozy, cozy games, Discord, Dynmap, home, latte, Maturity, Nature, Plants, proximity chat, reading, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, served, Side, Spawn, update, vanilla tweaks, voice mod, welcome channel

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Server Name	Cozy Corner Minecraft Server
Server Type	Minecraft Java Server
Community Age	21+
Server Features	Backpacks /spawn /home Dynmap Vanilla Tweaks datapacks Core protect Optionally use proximity chat voice mod
Discord Community	Closely related to the Minecraft server, offers cozy game chats
Application Process	Small application process to join the server and check out rules
Community Members	Looking for active members to build a close-knit community
Contact	For questions, message on Discord: https://discord.gg/5BZDGHQ986

FAQ

Q: What version is the server running?

A: The server is running Minecraft Java version 1.21

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap, Vanilla Tweaks datapacks, core protect, and optionally uses the proximity chat voice mod.

Q: How can I join the community?

A: You can join the community by going through a small application process and checking out the rules on the Discord server provided.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: Yes, the community is for individuals aged 21 and above.

Q: What happens if I am not active on the server?

A: Members who go an extended period without sending a message may get kicked to ensure a chatty and close-knit community.

Q: Can I chat with other community members aside from playing on the server?

A: Yes, the Discord community offers chats about cozy games and other cozy interests like reading, plants, and nature.

OP’s Not Here Minecraft Server

Character development, complex narrative, dark themes, darkest shows, Drama, emotional impact, gripping storyline, haunting atmosphere, hidden truths, intense emotions, Minecraft, mysterious past, op, Ops, people, pretending, psychological depth, psychological thriller, Server, shocking revelations, suspenseful plot, TV series, twisted characters

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any dark and twisted experiences like in that show OP! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. But beware, the treasure was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where you can ride on the backs of talking trees and battle evil gnomes with enchanted pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. And remember, on our server, darkness is just a myth!

Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – Crafting Chaos with Fate Grand Order

Chaos, Crafting, fate, fate grand order, Fate Grand Order Calculator, Fate Grand Order Database, Fate Grand Order Events, Fate Grand Order Planner, Fate Grand Order Quartz, fate grand order servants, Fate Grand Order Summer Event, Fate Grand Order Timeline, Fate/Grand Order Drop Rates, Fate/Grand Order Event Compendium, Fate/Grand Order FAQ, Fate/Grand Order General, Fate/Grand Order Materials, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order News, Fate/Grand Order Rateups, Fate/Grand Order Summon, FGO, fgoalter, GRAND, Minecraft, Order, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

Join us for a chance to summon the rarest Minecraft skins, like Arctic Summer World Ibuki-Douji and Lady Avalon. These skins will make your friends green with envy as you strut your stuff in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with so many surprises, you’ll never know what’s coming next. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to mine for resources? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, but that’s just part of the fun)!

PixelPerfect Minecraft Server

Accommodating, body image, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cropping, family drama, fat shaming, in-laws, Minecraft, PixelPerfect, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, social media, unreasonable requests, Wedding, wedding day, wedding etiquette, wedding memories, wedding photography, wedding photos

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Towns Built:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens like my sister-in-law on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a drama-free, pixelated paradise where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative nancies ruining the fun.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers have learned to chill out and enjoy the blocky scenery. No more worrying about toxic players ruining your gaming experience – on our server, everyone is here to have a good time and build epic structures together.

Plus, we have a strict “no body-shaming” policy, so you won’t have to deal with any bridesmaid meltdowns over wedding photos here. We believe in celebrating all shapes and sizes in the Minecraft world, because let’s be real – everyone looks fabulous in those blocky graphics.

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience like no other! Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures with a supportive and positive community? Build, mine, and explore with us today!

WeddingCraft: Parents Pay or Nay?

Budget, Courthouse, credit card debt, education, Expectations, family, finances, horticulture, loans, Marriage, marriage certificate, Nay, parents, Pay, plant nursery, Resentment, sibling, sibling favoritism, Support, Wedding, wedding expenses, WeddingCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Star Shards Collected:	129
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of being the less favored sibling! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual weddings that won’t break the bank, unlike real life.

Build your dream wedding venue with pixelated flowers and cake, all while avoiding credit card debt like a pro. Our server is the perfect escape from family drama and financial woes – because who needs real money when you have virtual blocks to play with?

Don’t worry about your parents refusing to fund your education or wedding, because in our Minecraft world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of diamonds you can mine). So come on in and let’s create a wedding extravaganza that even your sister’s six-figure salary can’t compete with!

2020LifeB4MC SMP

2020LifeB4MC, daily routine, everyday life, life as usual, life before 2020, looking back, Memories, normalcy, Nostalgia, Old Days, past, pre-coronavirus, pre-COVID, pre-lockdown, pre-pandemic, pre-pandemic life, pre-quarantine, Reflection, Reminiscing, Routine, simpler times, smp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Players Killed by Monsters:	3809	Towns Built:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5963	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ores Mined:	6509	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of living in a world where the only excitement is waiting in line at the grocery store? Do you miss the days when you could ride a llama into battle and build a house out of diamond blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your boring pre-2020 problems!

Join us on our server and experience a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with soda pop. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good old-fashioned prank war or a spontaneous dance party in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken knights who ride into battle on giant flying pigs. If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose feathers are said to grant wishes to those who catch it.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your pre-2020 blues and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions!