We have a finger-cutting mini-game where you can compete against other players to see who can lose the most fingers in the shortest amount of time.
Plus, our server has the most epic virtual hospital where you can heal your wounds and get back to gaming in no time.
Who needs work when you can have this much fun losing digits in Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to boring responsibilities!
LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT WOMEN WITH ENDOMETRIOSIS HAVE A 4.2-FOLD HIGHER RISK OF GETTING OVARIAN CANCER? BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U GOT OVARIAN ENDOMETRIOMAS OR DEEP INFILTRATING ENDOMETRIOSIS, UR RISK GOES UP TO 9.7-FOLD!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND SEE SOME CRAZY STUFF, JOIN OUR SERVER! WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH…OR MAYBE JUST A CREEPER READY TO BLOW U UP! HAHAHA!
ConquestLand.net
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Map Reset | Never |
| Allowed Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Rules | No stealing, griefing, hacking |
Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.
The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.
Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.
No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.
But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!
Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.
But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!