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ShortDateMC – The Quickest Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5003
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old dates that feel like they last forever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for a quick date that will leave you wanting more!

Picture this: you and your date spawn in a beautiful virtual world filled with endless possibilities. You decide to go on a romantic stroll through the pixelated forests, only to be attacked by a horde of angry creepers. But fear not, because your date is a master at wielding a diamond sword and swiftly takes them down, proving that they are truly a keeper.

As you continue on your adventure, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that will make all your friends jealous. Your date suggests building a cozy little house together, complete with a lava moat to keep out any unwanted visitors.

But just as things start to heat up, your date suddenly disappears without a trace. Was it a glitch in the matrix or did they simply get lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – this will definitely be a date to remember (or forget)! So come join our server for a wild ride filled with love, danger, and maybe even a little bit of romance.

IslandHoppersCraft

ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, Ancient Discoveries, Ancient plant artefact, ancient settlements, archaeological evidence, archaeology, Australia, early humans, eastern Indonesia, human history, humans migration, indigenous populations, ISLAND, island hopping, IslandHoppersCraft, migration patterns, migration routes, northern route, plant remains, prehistoric

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7981
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER!

SO, GET THIS – LEGEND HAS IT THAT THIS SERVER WAS BUILT ON TOP OF AN ANCIENT PLANT ARTEFACT THAT REVEALS THE SECRETS OF HUMAN MIGRATION! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT! APPARENTLY, HUMANS USED TO MIGRATE FROM AN ISLAND IN EASTERN INDONESIA TO AUSTRALIA THROUGH THE NORTHERN ROUTE, AND THIS SERVER HOLDS ALL THE SECRETS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN FIND DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, FIGHT ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER’S GRIP ON A PLAYER WHO FORGOT TO BRING TORCHES!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND (AND MAYBE YOUR HOUSE)!

CrabCraft: Where Crustaceans Rule and Steve’s Accepted! 1.21

Accepted, Active, application, application form, August 25th, Community, CrabCraft, Crustaceans, Discord, enthusiastic, Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Rollbacks, rule, Season, Secure, Server, Steves, supportive, True Form, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	90	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Season Start	Season 3 Begins August 25th on 1.21
Vanilla Experience	True vanilla survival similar to HermitCraft
Voice Chat	Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication
Community	Vibrant and supportive Minecraft community
Discord	Engaged Discord server for discussions and events
Security	Whitelisted server for a safe environment
Backups	Regular server backups for protection against griefing

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!

Q: When does Season 3 start?

A: Season 3 begins on August 25th on Minecraft version 1.21

Q: Is the server vanilla or modded?

A: The server offers a true vanilla experience, similar to HermitCraft.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: We have enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with fellow players.

Q: How can I stay updated on server events?

A: Join our lively Discord server for discussions, events, and updates.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: The server is whitelisted and offers a safe, friendly environment for players.

Q: Are there regular server backups?

A: Yes, we provide regular server backups to protect against any potential griefing.

Deku’s SlurpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Crops Grown:	3962	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with so much chaos and craziness that even Deku would be impressed! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts slurping up all your loot! But don’t worry, because on our server, llamas are actually friendly and will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just be prepared for the occasional SLURP SLURP SLURP along the way!

GayCraft SMP – “Why are people here so freaking fabulous? Everytime there’s someone…”

acceptance, coming out, discrimination, Diversity, Everytime, Fabulous, freaking, Gay, GayCraft, Homosexuality, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ identity, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, people, pride, queer, sexual orientation, smp, Someone, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the players are as gay as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us if you want to experience a server where the chat is filled with people talking about sucking dick and getting freaky in the virtual world. Don’t worry, we don’t judge here – in fact, we encourage it! Who knew building blocks could bring out such wild desires in people? So come on, join us and let your gay Minecraft fantasies run wild!

NoSmokinRoomAITAH

AITAH, asthma, BEDROOM, Boyfriend, Cannabis, england, health, illegal, joint, NoSmokinRoomAITAH, Philippines, room, roommate, sacrifice, Sleep, smoke, smoking, staff accommodation, tobacco, tobacco smoke, waterpipe

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?

So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!

ParentalLiesMC SMP

Childhood, concealment, confession, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, family, fib, Guilt, hidden secret, Hidden Truth, Hiding, lie, never tell, ParentalLiesMC, parents, Secrets, shame, smp, Trust, Truth, untruthful, white lie

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where lying to your parents is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Need an alibi for why you were up all night playing Minecraft instead of studying? We got you covered with our custom “My internet was down” excuse generator. And if your parents ever catch you in the act, just tell them you’re conducting important research for our SMP’s top secret mission to uncover the hidden diamond mines of Atlantis. Trust us, they’ll never suspect a thing! So come join us and let your inner trickster run wild in a world where the only rule is: never admit to your parents that you’re addicted to Minecraft.

BlockCraftWisdom

Adulthood, adulting, advice, BlockCraftWisdom, Experience, growing up, guidance, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Towns Built:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of your youth? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from responsibilities and boring grown-up stuff!

Join our server and experience a world where the only adult advice you’ll need is how to build the most epic castle or mine for diamonds like a pro. Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and drama, and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing that matters is having fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders

aggression, Armed Forces, borders, Conflict, conscripts, DEFEND, Defense, defense forces, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, KidCraft, Kids, Military, russia, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, surprise attack, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Towns Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so, like, u know how russia is all like “we are big strong country, we have all the power”? well, turns out they left all their kids and like, random people who don’t even know how to fight to defend their borders. like, what were they thinking, right?

so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!

PutinCraft: Ukraine Defense Squad

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military intervention, Politics, putin, Putin’s strategy, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, squad, Tension, territorial dispute, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crops Grown:	8079	Gods Slained:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where putin pulls units out of ukraine to defend russia but instead finds a secret portal to our world! kyiv is shooketh as putin builds a diamond castle and challenges players to epic battles! join now for a chance to team up with putin and conquer the minecraft universe! #putinminecraftboss #russiandiamondcastle

MoralityCraft: Inequality Edition

Chaos, chaotic, control, Daily Life, economic inequality, Edition, emphasis, grow, INDIVIDUALS, INEQUALITY, intensifies, morality, MoralityCraft, Moralization, Order, Perception, Phenomenon, Restore, sense, society, study

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

join our minecraft server for a wild ride of moralization and economic inequality! as you mine for diamonds and build your empire, you’ll feel the intense pressure of moral dilemmas weighing down on you. but fear not, for this server is the perfect place to restore order and control in your virtual life!

imagine a world where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, all while navigating through a chaotic society filled with pixelated chaos. but don’t worry, because on our server, you can be the one to tip the scales and bring balance to the virtual universe.

so come join us and experience the thrill of economic inequality like never before! build your fortune, make tough decisions, and watch as the moralization intensifies with every block you place. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and virtual drama that you won’t want to miss out on. join now and become the master of your own destiny in a world where anything is possible!