Join us if you dare and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where danger lurks around every corner. Trust us, you’ll never look at a harmless chicken the same way again!
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InstaDeathCraft
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to watch out for killer chickens armed with diamond swords, lava-filled swimming pools, and even a pack of rabid wolves that only respond to Taylor Swift songs! -
Insta-Death Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our world is filled with hidden dangers that will keep you on your toes at all times. From killer bunnies with laser eyes to exploding chickens, you never know what’s around the corner waiting to take you out in seconds.But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds and flying pigs that will give you a ride to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.
So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living on the edge while laughing your way through the chaos. Just remember, always watch your back and never trust a sheep with a mustache.
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TearjerkerTunesMC SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing that makes you cry is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only thing that will make you cry is the sheer beauty of our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most insane builds you’ve ever seen.
So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry (in a good way, of course), then come join us on our server and let the tears of joy flow! Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so emotional?
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SquareVsRoundCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age-old debate of square vs. round objects is finally settled! Join us as we explore the vast world of Minecraft and discover the truth behind this pressing question.Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to finding the answer to this mind-boggling mystery. We have square pigs, round cows, and even triangular chickens roaming our pixelated landscape. Who knows what other bizarre shapes you’ll encounter on your journey?
But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden treasure that will reveal the ultimate truth about square vs. round objects. Will you be the one to uncover this ancient secret and claim the title of Shape Master?
So come on, join us on our wacky adventure and let’s settle this debate once and for all! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of shape-shifting surprises?
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ReservoirRageCraft
so, like, imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own major reservoirs in the united states! but wait, there’s a twist – they’re becoming less reliable and vulnerable to extreme weather! can u handle the challenge?? come join us and see if u can survive the crazy weather and keep ur reservoirs afloat! plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried beneath the reservoirs – will u be the one to find it?? join now for a wild adventure unlike any other! -
Phoenix Pepper: The Spicy Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server
Phoenix Minecraft Server
This is a 1.20.4 technical server with Experimental Features for players to have fun and collect resources quickly.
Features 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage We are currently working on revamping the server with Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and a 600k shulker farm in the future.
Players of any skill level looking to learn are invited to join. We do not accept cracked players or hackers.
Server Specs: 8+GB DDR5 RAM, Ryzen 7 7700X, hosted in Frankfurt, Germany
FAQ:
Question Answer Can anyone join the server? Yes, players of any skill level are welcome. Are cracked players or hackers allowed? No, we do not accept cracked players or hackers. What are the server features? 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage Where is the server hosted? The server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany. -
Kiara’s Kawaii Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Wawa in the Big Apple? Well, look no further because our server is like a chimera of epic proportions! We’ve got streams that will make your head spin faster than a Hololive concert in New York!Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to stream all day and night like a Hololive idol on tour. Plus, we’ve got more streaming links than you can shake a pickaxe at!
So come on, join us on this Minecraft journey that’s more epic than a Holotori dance-off! You won’t regret it, unless you don’t like having a blast and laughing your blocky head off. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
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Funds4MinecraftSMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even trillion dollar companies are struggling to afford advertising! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and secret underground bases that are definitely not hiding any stolen emeralds.Our server is so exclusive that even the richest of the rich are pinching pennies just to get a spot in our world. Rumor has it that the CEO of a certain trillion dollar company tried to buy a 4chan ad to promote our server, but couldn’t scrape together enough funds after spending all their money on golden carrots for their virtual horses.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emeralds. Just be careful not to anger the server admins, or you might find yourself banished to the Nether for eternity. Happy crafting!
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RoommateRaiders: NoGriefNoThief
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can play with your friends and also with that random guy who keeps using your expensive laptop without permission? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of wondering if your credit information is safe while also building epic structures with your buddies.Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little bit of danger and excitement in their gaming experience. Who knows, maybe that guy will finally learn his lesson when he accidentally blows up your meticulously crafted castle with a TNT block he found lying around.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories you’ll have to tell afterwards!