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InstaDeathCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	180
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to watch out for killer chickens armed with diamond swords, lava-filled swimming pools, and even a pack of rabid wolves that only respond to Taylor Swift songs!

Join us if you dare and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where danger lurks around every corner. Trust us, you’ll never look at a harmless chicken the same way again!

Insta-Death Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	42	Holy Grails Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our world is filled with hidden dangers that will keep you on your toes at all times. From killer bunnies with laser eyes to exploding chickens, you never know what’s around the corner waiting to take you out in seconds.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds and flying pigs that will give you a ride to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living on the edge while laughing your way through the chaos. Just remember, always watch your back and never trust a sheep with a mustache.

AirbnbBlunderCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a hurricane in the Caribbean? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! Just like this guy stuck in the Caribbean, you’ll be stuck in our server for hours of non-stop fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of asking your girlfriend’s family to cover your share of the Airbnb bill because you got stranded by a West Jet strike and a hurricane named Beryl. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server?

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through group chats, iPhones vs. Android drama, and unexpected expenses. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend who will ask her sisters to cover your virtual bills too!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our Minecraft world of chaos and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyHub Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7444
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	122	Zombie Dances:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures that will make watching porn seem like child’s play. From battling dragons with dildos to building giant phallic-shaped structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

House Arrest Challenge: $10k Staycation!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mines Excavated:	3178
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to stay in a virtual house for an entire week without stepping one foot outside… for the chance to win $10k!

But beware, the house is haunted by creepy mobs and mischievous players who will try to distract you with their shenanigans. Will you be able to resist the temptation to leave and claim your prize?

Imagine spending your week holed up in a pixelated mansion, surviving on virtual food and trying to outsmart your fellow players. Will you build a fortress to protect yourself or will you try to form alliances to survive the week?

Join our server now and test your virtual survival skills in the ultimate challenge of staying indoors for cash! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret passages along the way. Good luck!

BlinkCraft: Lost in Blocks

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9157
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! You won’t believe the shenanigans happenin’ here, like when a chicken rode a zombie pigman into battle against a pack of skeletons! And don’t even get me started on the epic castle wars that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft on steroids! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is lit AF!

Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Animals Bred:	101
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Towns Built:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who could breakdance like nobody’s business. And that’s just a taste of the crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a haunted mansion where you can play pranks on unsuspecting players, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanEvader Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	108524
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

LivingRoomLonerNoMore

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consideration, Couch, Frustration, husband, inconsiderate, living room, LivingRoomLonerNoMore, noise pollution, quality time, relationship, sectional, sleeping habits, Snoring, TV, Understanding, video games

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ores Mined:	4838	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of your husband turning your living room into a snore fest every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the noisy snores of reality! On our server, you can build a fortress of pillows to block out the snoring sounds or create a potion that makes snoring disappear completely.

Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!

RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ores Mined:	5249

If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!

SmellCraft LoveFunk

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	71	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Doritos and sadness? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, unicorn farts. Join our server for a magical experience unlike any other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their superior egg-laying abilities. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart these dapper camelids and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for the unicorn farts!

LeftLaneLunatics

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we drive on the left side of the road AND walk on the left side of the hallway! it’s a whole new level of chaos, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)