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InstaDeathCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to watch out for killer chickens armed with diamond swords, lava-filled swimming pools, and even a pack of rabid wolves that only respond to Taylor Swift songs!

Join us if you dare and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where danger lurks around every corner. Trust us, you’ll never look at a harmless chicken the same way again!

Insta-Death Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	7239
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Votes:	5551	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our world is filled with hidden dangers that will keep you on your toes at all times. From killer bunnies with laser eyes to exploding chickens, you never know what’s around the corner waiting to take you out in seconds.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds and flying pigs that will give you a ride to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living on the edge while laughing your way through the chaos. Just remember, always watch your back and never trust a sheep with a mustache.

Mom’s Ultimatum: Canada Bound!

aita, BETRAYAL, bound, Canada, control, emotionally draining, fear, going to Canada, grown, guilt trips, household rules, INSANE, jeffrey dahmer, life-threatening decision, lying.., mom, moms, passport, power move, Rebellion, second-guess., set up, Ultimatum, visit girlfriend

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of your mom trying to control your every move? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! Our server is the perfect place to show your mom who’s boss and live life on your own terms.

Forget about ultimatums and guilt trips, on our server, you can travel to Canada to meet your girlfriend without any drama. No more comparisons to Jeffrey Dahmer or ridiculous household rules to follow. It’s time to break free and have some fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner rebel shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend to take on adventures with you! Mom can’t stop you here, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, BlockyWeightLossJourney, Challenges, cravings, diet, emotional eating, Exercise, healthy habits, Journey, lifestyle changes, long-term success, Minecraft, motivation, Obstacles, perseverance, plateaus, progress tracking, self-discipline, setbacks, smp, stumbling blocks, support system, weight loss

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Farms Harvested:	796	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

TrustBlockCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft server, they instantly lose our trust. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride unicorns and battle giant chickens? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. So if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a Willy Wonka-level adventure. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that rainbow.

ZelenskyyCraft: Meeting of the Blocks

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Farms Harvested:	630
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7210
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Crops Grown:	3798

come join our epic minecraft server where president zelenskyy himself comes to play with us! he even held a meeting with us officials in the game to discuss important matters like building giant chicken statues and creating a llama army to take over the virtual world. don’t miss out on the chance to game with world leaders and be part of the most insane minecraft adventures ever! join now for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	737	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Dimension Hops:	0

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special Worlds event featuring Viego himself, ready to take on any challengers in a battle for supremacy. And don’t even get us started on the Event Horizon, where Dark Cosmic S.o.ylas (yes, you read that right) is waiting to unleash chaos upon the unsuspecting players.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so OP that even the pastebin can’t handle all the awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

No You Can’t Do De-Communisation In Minecraft SMP

cold war, communism, Conflict Resolution, DeCommunisation, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, fake communist states, freedom, Government, Historical revisionism, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ideology, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, nationalism, nato bases, Politics, Propaganda, smp, soviet union

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can decommunise fake communist states and destroy NATO bases? Well, you won’t find that here! Instead, join us for a server full of chaos and craziness where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as wild and unpredictable as you are? Join us today and see what kind of madness you can get into. Just remember, anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, assault, bar, BETRAYAL, BlockBust, Boyfriend, broken arm, Cheating, consequences, DATING, Friends, injury, kiss, Minecraft, PHOTO, Police, rejection, self defense, Server, social media

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken arms, shady characters, and lost friendships – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like getting pushed by a stranger, breaking your arm, and calling the cops over a social media post? Look no further, because our server has it all!

Embark on a journey where you can navigate through tricky social interactions, questionable friendships, and unexpected plot twists – all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyCreeperAirportFail

Airport, anger, Communication, Concert, Conflict, CraftyCreeperAirportFail, Disrespect, exhaustion, hospitality industry, husband, late night, Marriage, misunderstanding, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, ticket, Transportation, Uber, Wife, work

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about throwing toothbrushes and berating your partner over airport pickups.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual Ubers that will pick you up from the airport no matter what time your flight lands. No need to worry about headlight tickets here!

Plus, our server is filled with players who appreciate the hard work you do as a server (in-game, of course) and won’t throw water at you for making responsible decisions.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

OpinionWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, conviction, DEFEND, die for belief, firm conviction, Life, Minecraft, opinion, OpinionWarrior, passionate belief, resolute stance, smp, stand by opinion, staunch belief, steadfast belief, strong opinion, unmovable opinion, unshakable opinion, unshakeable conviction, unwavering stance, unyielding belief, VALUES

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to defend your opinion on pineapple belonging on pizza with your life! That’s right, we have intense debates that can only be settled through epic PvP battles in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer?

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft SMP anywhere else!

DramaCraft: Unbelievable Tales

Authenticity, communication barriers, coping mechanisms, coping with trauma, disbelief, DramaCraft, dramatic stories, emotional burden, emotional impact, emotional release, hidden truths, keeping secrets, overcoming obstacles, Personal experiences, secrecy, Self-expression, sharing stories, storytelling, Tales, trust issues, truthfulness, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable stories

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Are you tired of keeping all your wild and crazy Minecraft adventures to yourself because they’re just too unbelievable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage and embrace the most insane and outrageous stories you have to share! From battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword to building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, we want to hear it all. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!