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ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	69	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

behavioral health, Community, Divorce, exposure, firearm accessibility, Foster, foster care, Guns, incarceration, intervention, Jail, Justice, justice system, mental health, meta-analyses, Midlife, parental suicide, Prevention, public health, risk factors, social determinants, suicide mortality, SuicideCraft, unemployment, vulnerable populations

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

The Bob SMP

Adventure, bob, BUILD, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Furniture, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Play, Resetting, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	238	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.

Cinematic Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, acceptance, Cinematic, Craft, Diversity, film critique, film diversity, film inclusivity, film industry, good movies, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Minority representation, Movie analysis, movie quality, movie requirements, movie standards, movies, representation, social commentary, trannies, Transgender, transgender community

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Animals Bred:	73	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a movie with trannies – it’s gotta have the right amount to be good! And let me tell you, this server has more trannies than you can even imagine! It’s like a tranny paradise up in here! So if you want a wild and crazy time in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

PresentPout Minecraft Server

Communication, crying, culture, Disappointment, emotions, family, Frustration, Gifts, hobbies, Invalidation, Minecraft, parents, Preferences, PresentPout, Presents, Resentment, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Traditions, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of receiving gifts that have nothing to do with your interests on special occasions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting a bracelet maker or nail set kit again! Our server is filled with players who share your love for F1, manga, anime, music, and all sorts of books. Plus, we guarantee that the three wise men will personally deliver your dream mobile phone on January 6th! Don’t be like the OP, join us and never feel invalidated again!

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

Accountability, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional well being, friendship, house rules, loyalty, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, Safety, self-care, setting limits, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my BFF’s love life? Look no further, because our server is full of drama and surprises just like her ex-BF showing up uninvited! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time my BFF’s mom and niece crashed at our house without warning. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter, maybe even a surprise visit from your own ex-BF looking for a place to crash! So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself, because on this server, anything can happen – just like in real life!

Weekend Warrior Craft

9 to 5 job, avoiding burnout, avoiding existential crisis, avoiding feeling stuck, avoiding monotony, avoiding regrets, balancing work and life, career satisfaction, Craft, finding purpose, life fulfillment, maximizing weekends, personal growth, productivity tips, pursuing passions, self-care, Time management, warrior, weekend, weekends, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to the mundane grind of the real world.

On our server, you can become a master builder, a fearless warrior, or even a chicken whisperer if that’s your thing. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our virtual forests and relax by the pixelated waterfall.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?

So why waste your weekends binge-watching Netflix when you could be living out your wildest blocky adventures on our server? Join us now and start crafting your own epic tale!

ScottishMedicMC Server – Warzone Adventures!

26-year-old, Adventures, Conflict, foreign affairs, healthcare worker, Humanitarian efforts, international news, Killed, Loss, medic, Military, Peacekeeping, scottish, ScottishMedicMC, Server, the guardian, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War, warzone, УНН

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Villages Defended:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

come join our minecraft server where you can avoid the perils of war like this poor scottish medic did not. build a cozy little house and escape reality for a bit. who needs war when you can have virtual blocks to play with? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before the creepers get you in real life too!

CraftyTrumpLand

American imperialism, controversial statements, CraftyTrumpLand, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, global politics, Greenland, international relations, military intervention, military power, military strategy, national security, panama canal, political rhetoric, strategic assets, territorial acquisition, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, trump, us military

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our leader and he’s planning on taking over greenland and the panama canal! build your own wall to keep out the haters and mine for diamonds to fund the invasion. we have crazy pvp battles and secret underground bases where you can plot world domination. join now before the military takes over and you miss out on all the fun! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Rolling Zero Infinity

chance, Concept, impossibility, infinite-sided die, Infinity, Mathematics, Numbers, Probability, randomness, Repetition, ROLLING, theoretical chance, theoretical concept, theoretical existence, theoretical impossibility, theoretical mathematics, theoretical numbers, theoretical physics, theoretical probability, theoretical repetition, theoretical universe

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	245	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the dice are infinite-sided and the possibilities are endless!

roll a number that no human has ever thought of before and watch as the universe collapses in on itself!

but beware, if you roll the same number twice, you will be transported to a parallel universe where cows rule the world and pigs fly.

so come on down to our server and experience the ultimate thrill of defying the laws of probability and logic!

join now and let the chaos begin!

Single Rare Earth Doping in CaMnO3: Yb3+ Server

CaMnO3, ceramics, Doping, Earth, electrical conductivity, Electrical Properties, energy conversion, energy harvesting, high temperature, High Temperature Stability, material engineering, materials science, power generation, rare, rare earth elements, Record Power Factor, Server, single, Single Element Doping, Single Rare Earth Doping, Thermoelectric Applications, Thermoelectric Efficiency, Yb3

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like playing in a diamond mine with a bunch of creepers dancing around!

we got rare earth doping in camno3: yb3+ drivin record power factor at 800ºc for thermoelectric applications! i mean, who doesn’t want to enhance electrical properties in camno3-based ceramics with single doping with different elements? it’s like science meets minecraft, but way cooler!

join our server and you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro in no time. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. and don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have with the ender dragon. it’s like a rave party with dragons and explosions!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most insane minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’re a real hoot!