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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 501 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 180 | Votes: | 5412 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. we got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers.
if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with real sharks (don’t worry, they’re friendly).
come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft community ever. we even have a secret handshake that involves doing the floss dance while riding a llama. so what are you waiting for? come join us before pope francis bans us for being too awesome.
