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NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Blame, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinWarz, Demand, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political leaders, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukrainian territorial integrity, united nations, War, world leaders

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where world leaders unite to demand ukrainian territorial integrity and blame russia for war!!! build your own epic base and protect it from evil invaders who want to steal your diamonds and destroy your crops!!! form alliances with other players and create a super team to take down the bad guys!!! join now for a chance to be a hero and save the world from destruction!!! #worldpeace #minecraftforlife #savetheworld

BlockLife: 76 & Counting

38, 50, 76, aging, average lifespan, BlockLife, Counting, data analysis, demographics, health, human development, life expectancy, life span., Longevity, longevity studies, middle age, mortality, Population, research, statistics, trends, Years

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Star Shards Collected:	67	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5788

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the average lifespan is 76 years but middle age is actually 38 like whaaat? join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs can fly and creepers wear sunglasses. we’ve got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cookies and milk. oh, and did we mention that the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft dreams, just watch out for the zombie unicorns, they’re real sneaky. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meadow Craft Atmospheric Vanilla .. Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Atmospheric, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Meadow Craft, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	177033	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mines Excavated:	1148	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Void Armor Forged:	14

The owner of the server “Meadow Craft Atmospheric Vanilla..” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

d1.skycloud.su:25048

HerCraft Minecraft Server

HerCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Animals Bred:	93	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like charm.

2. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Can you find it and claim the riches for yourself?

3. Every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants one lucky player three wishes. Use them wisely, or you might end up with a hot tub full of creepers.

4. Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Castle, where everything is made of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon armor, bacon swords, bacon blocks – you name it, we’ve got it.

5. And finally, if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon in under 10 minutes, you will be crowned the King or Queen of the server and granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelPenguin Minecraft Server

Anime, anime character, anime fan theory, anime gender, anime speculation, anime theory, character analysis, evangelion, fan theory, gender, Gender Identity, girl, Minecraft, Pen Pen, Pen Pen gender, Pen Pen girl, Pen Pen theory, PixelPenguin, Server, speculation, theory, WAIT

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth about Pen Pen! Rumor has it that Pen Pen is actually a secret agent disguised as a penguin in the game. Help Pen Pen complete missions and uncover hidden treasures while fighting off evil mobs. But be warned, Pen Pen may just steal your diamonds when you’re not looking! So join now and see if you can outsmart this sneaky penguin!

BroDog’s Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroDogs, brother, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, dog, emotions, family, feelings, Minecraft, name.., pet, pet behavior, pet names, pet naming, pet ownership, pet training, relationship, Server, sibling, WIBTA

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your thunder? Join our Minecraft server where you can name your virtual pets after anyone you want, without any judgment! No more feeling some type of way when your brother names his dog after you in real life. Plus, if you’re feeling extra petty, you can even name your virtual dog after your brother and show him who’s boss in the virtual world. Let your creativity run wild and leave the real-life drama behind on our server!

CarCrashConvo

aita, anxiety disorder, Avoiding, car accident, CarCrashConvo, close friends, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional distress, financial responsibility, financial situation, friendship, hurt feelings, insurance, payment, police involvement, resolution, roommate, SETTLEMENT, Upset

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Potions Brewed:	32	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchantments Applied:	56
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	290
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes everything too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I accidentally rode a pig off a cliff while trying to impress a group of chickens. Trust me, it was clucking hilarious!

Forget about boring old insurance claims and police reports, on our server, we settle things with a good old-fashioned dance-off. That’s right, break out your best moves and show your roommate who’s boss! Just make sure to bring your own soap and toilet paper because things can get messy on the dance floor.

And don’t worry about making mistakes, we’ve all been there. Like the time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pool of lava. Oops! But hey, it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs insurance when you have a bunch of pixelated friends to laugh with? Let’s make some unforgettable memories together, one block at a time!

YankCraft vs BritCraft

America, bargains, BritCraft, budgeting, comparison, consumerism, cost of living, currency exchange, Deals, disparity, Economy, Expenses, Exports, Goods, Imports, Prices, savings, Services, shopping, travel, uk, YankCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	115
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Join our Minecraft server and find out why crafting a diamond sword is significantly cheaper in America than in the UK! Our server is filled with magical discounts and crazy deals that will have you laughing all the way to the crafting table.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, he will grant you three wishes – one of which can be for unlimited diamonds!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where the prices are low, the chickens are mighty, and the adventures are endless. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this crazy world?

CraftyCreeperExchange

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperExchange, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Minsk agreements, negotiations, ombudsman, peace talks, political tensions, POW exchange, prisoner treatment, prisoners of war, russia, security concerns, Ukraine, War Crimes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Villages Defended:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well then u gotta join this server! why, u ask? well lemme tell u a little secret – this server is run by a group of russian spies who are actually secretly aliens from outer space! they have the most insane builds and the wildest events u will ever see in a minecraft server! plus, they have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find! so what are u waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

CloneCraft: One of a Kind

bioethics, biological innovation, CloneCraft, cloned human, cloning controversy, DNA replication, ethical implications, future technology, genetic cloning, genetic diversity, genetic duplication, genetic engineering, human identity, human reproduction, human uniqueness, Individuality, KIND, Medical Ethics, scientific breakthrough, Scientific progress, technological advancements, unique individual

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Star Shards Collected:	186	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dimension Hops:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of all them basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, cuz we got the most lit server in town! Join us and be part of the craziest adventure you’ve ever seen!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is so unique that it’s actually a clone of another server, but get this – it’s the first server in the history of Minecraft to have a human player who ain’t genetically unique! Mind blown, right?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the wackiest, wildest, and most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!