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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2098 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Star Shards Collected: | 93 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 |
Join us for a coma-inducing adventure like no other. We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, chickens that lay TNT eggs, and a secret underground base filled with cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake?).
But beware, our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to spawn here. So wake up, join us, and let’s conquer this crazy world together! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft, am I right?